A recent [July 20th] discussion topic by jc3 ‘Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, which ones give terrible private dances ?' prompted me to write an article underscoring that IME most TRAVELING ‘porno' girls aren't worth seeing or [trying to feel] live.
Recently Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee were at a local SC for two nights.
I'd gone to the club during day shift and was unaware that these gals were performing that night until a day shift dancer said she was working a double because of the expected ‘draw' of oglers. So I went back that night. Club was charging $25 cover that night but I got in on my $10 day ticket stub. Must have been 30 local dancers working, a record number for any shift at this club. And fewer than five custies. I spent time talking and LDing with several dancers. A half hour before the first show three or four groups of guys and gals showed up to sit at the tip rail.
Give Gianna & Sophie credit; their first set started on time. Previous features at this club were often thirty to fifty minutes late for their first set; a few were ‘no shows' for their second set. This night it went downhill fast from the start. Both gals are listed as being in their early thirties but they easily looked ten years older even with [overdone] makeup. Both were dressed in garish versions of schoolgirl outfits. Their act looked like a bad parody or a mashup of burlesque and a regular SC girl-girl stage show. ‘Stripped' of the cachet of being porn stars they looked like ‘past their buy date' street walkers.
Next eight guys ‘volunteered' to come up on stage four at a time. Gianna and Sophie moved among them bestowing butts and tits in the face with some exaggerated fondling of the ‘boys'. Most of the guys looked uncomfortable; one appeared to be bored [or in a coma?]. Each was given an [un-autographed] DVD of the gals. Next four ladies volunteered and were ‘treated' to some exaggerated girl-girl-girl action. One women in a mid-length skirt kept her legs tightly together the whole time. Later under intense pressure from the MCs she admitted going commando, lol. Yo, lopaw.
Every participant was given a raffle ticket good for a free selfie with the girls, a $40 value[!]. Mind you, YOUR smartphone camera, no autograph. A ticket drawn, the winner announced. Ho hum. Then another participant claimed the prize. Second guy's ticket checks out; first guy revealed as a liar [poster boy for PL of the year].
For me this was the best part of the ‘show'. First guy [liar] is called up on the stage to be ‘punished'. Gianna and Sophie strip off the guy's belt and lower his pants revealing his floral print with maroon background boxers. Hot stuff! Boxers dropped and he's now leaning over, hands on pole to be slapped and smacked with open hand and belt until his bare butt cheeks are rosy red. Boxers and pants back on he's placed face down on the stage while the girls alternate bouncing cowgirl style on his butt. While this is going on I imagine this guy being some of the clowns behind TUSCL's most infamous trolls. Thankin' of you, LMN and Dougie. LMAO.
As SuperDude said in a recent post: “Porn star features are usually boring and overrated.†Super, ‘boring' would have been a blessing. Replaying the mental video of their act brings up [pun intended] words like ‘nauseating' and ‘atrocious'. The tip rail crowd exited for the bar next door at the end of the set. So much for house dancers benefiting from the feature show.
Later I got a text from a dancer fuming that no guys were buying $200/30 minute private room VIPs [which includes both house cut AND dancer pay for time] but were paying $100/song for an open LD with Gianna or Sophie. Ironically this club has a video store upstairs but the stars' entourage gave away some of their DVDs rather than stocking the store with their videos and splitting the proceeds of autographed DVDs and selfies with the club. The club made an extra $5 per head on cover but no one but the porno twins ‘banked' that night.
I know my view is biased: [1] Rarely have I gone to a club just to see a ‘feature'. The one exception was when a fav asked me to keep her company because, at that time, the club would not let house dancers do LDs or VIP during the feature's show. [2] I club in a ‘small market' area. Larger market areas might attract a better selection of features.
Perhaps porno stars who are regulars at local clubs may be good but has any TUSCLer had reliably good experiences with most traveling gals?
