Your Favorite SC Drink ?
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I am not much of a drinker – but I tend to be wund up a bit tight sometimes and will sometimes have one (sometimes two but normally 1) strong drink to mellow/numb me out a bit.
When I lived in Dallas, I used to have a “Hurricane†which is a strong mixed drink w/ about 3 or 4 different alchols in it – one of those would mellow/numb me out.
Now back in Miami, I tried to order a “Hurricane†but they didn't know what it was so I opt for a “Long Islandâ€.
So – from those that are long time experienced drinkers LOL – what is your favorite drink to give you a good buzz in the SC?
When I lived in Dallas, I used to have a “Hurricane†which is a strong mixed drink w/ about 3 or 4 different alchols in it – one of those would mellow/numb me out.
Now back in Miami, I tried to order a “Hurricane†but they didn't know what it was so I opt for a “Long Islandâ€.
So – from those that are long time experienced drinkers LOL – what is your favorite drink to give you a good buzz in the SC?
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My favorite strip club drink is Heineken, but if I was somewhere that allowed liquor purchases, it would be Jack Daniels.
Like my dancers, I like it light & sweet.
The problem with strip club drinks around here (Detroit) is the bartenders usually don't know how to mix a drink, and the bars don't stock good beer. I often just ask for a Budweiser. It's the "King of Beers" and everyone stocks it, and the dogwater taste doesn't bother me too much when there are naked girls around. Other times I'll get Maker's Mark neat. It's the best bourbon that you can count on most clubs having in stock. Most clubs will have several decent scotches, which you can drink neat or on the rocks.
If you want to branch out, I'd recommend a highball of some kind. Since they have only two ingredients and are mixed in the glass, they are nearly impossible for a bad bartender to screw up. Jack & Coke, rum & Coke, bourbon & Coke, bourbon & soda, scotch & soda, Seven & 7, etc. Whiskey sour is usually safe, although I don't care for them.
You're giving drink advice and mention Jack and that other word in the same sentence??? BLASPHEMY!!!
If I'm near the tip rail and there are lots of black lights I'll sometimes order a gin and tonic because tonic water glows under black light and I've actually had strippers comment about it- SERIOUSLY. Which leads me to believe its a relative minority of guys that drink them, but an edge is an edge... for some reason, its usually nerdy goth chicks that notice it, so anytime I want a lap dance from an Abby from NCIS wannabe I might toss one down....
I've sailed as a merchant seaman on the Great Lakes for several seasons and spent many watches on the Detroit River as lookout. One of my favorite spots is just below Belle Isle, where the Hiram Walker Distillery stands on the Canadian side. I love the smell of the Rye mash over the water if the wind is from that shore- if you smell it, you can taste it. If you taste it you can vaguely picture the warmth on the back of your throat- but its never quite the same as HAVING a shot. So, I picked up an affinity for CANADIAN CLUB. Keep your Scotch and Bourbon, make mine Canadian. (to be fair, if I'd been working barges on the rivers in Kentucky I'd probably have an affinity for Bourbon now, or if I was running a cargo ship into Edinburgh Scotland I may have picked up an appreciation for scotch- but it wasn't meant to be).
Hugh, I don't usually drink Canadian straight, but I should. I do often order it in an old-fashioned or manhattan.
A baby harp seal saunters into a bar. The bartender asks the seal "What would you like?" The seal looks up and says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the Rocks!"
- and a shorter version of that joke? A seal walks into a club...
(Okay, I guess I'm one sick bastard for that!)
OK, you're back on my good side. :)
Although I have been known to mix Jack and Tennessee Honey.
I do not consider a Long Island to be a girly drink when it is so strong and would traditionally cause most girls to get extremely buzzed, especially spinners.