Like Being Desplooginated at Buc-ees
I visited Baby Dolls about two years ago. I was expecting a lot but, as a result of my poor health on that particular evening, I didn’t really get to enjoy myself.
I recently had another trip to Dallas and, feeling robust and hornier than usual, I made my way back to Baby Dolls for another tryout.
Baby Dolls is definitely an enormous club. I don’t recall ever being in a larger titty bar than this one. As titty bars go, Baby Dolls is definitely a 52-DDDD!
Parking is plentiful and, unless you are desperate for valet parking, completely free.
As best I can recall, the cover charge upon entry after 6 PM was $20.
I didn’t order a mixed drink because drinking is one bad habit I’ve left behind. But they charged me $7.50 for a soft drink. I believe that’s the same price as I would’ve paid for a mixed drink (not including tip).
Almost everything you could possibly want is available at Baby Dolls. There are tall girls, and short girls. There are thin girls and thick girls. Each shape and size comes in a variety of flavors from vanilla to deep, dark chocolate and every hue and flavor in between.
The dancers were mostly attractive, if you like them cheap and slutty-looking with more than a little hint of trailer trash thrown in. There are plenty of tattoos on display as well but at least I didn’t see too many with misspellings.
I didn’t count how many stages were in use but from where I was sitting, it seemed they were at least seven stages in constant use.
Lap dances are $20 each. Mileage varies considerably depending on the dancer.
I wrote earlier that “almost anything you could possibly want is available at Baby Dolls.” So what is missing?
I found Baby Dolls to be a rather high pressure club. Too many dancers are eager to get as many lap dances per hour as possible. This diminished my Baby Dolls experience. Although I completely understand that all dancers at these clubs are hard core mercenaries, I do enjoy having a relaxing conversation with a beautiful young lady over a drink or two. It is refreshing to enjoy the company of a lovely young woman who pretends to be interested in what you have to say and who will laugh at your lame jokes before you get down to the business of an intimate and depraved desploogination service performed in one of the darker recesses of the club.
I am sure desploogination services are also available at Baby Dolls. But I strongly suspect that a desploogination at Baby Dolls would be oddly impersonal and feel like the equivalent of being desplooginated at Buc-ee’s.
