Advice For Trip With Toronto Sweetie

You can afford to go anywhere you wish. Just throw a dart and go there.

I’ve heard Costa Rica is pretty nice though I’ve never been. Has beaches and jungles w/ exotic animals/birds.

I think prostitution is legal there so maybe they have a lax sexual environment?

It’s not necessarily exotic but I am not that well-traveled to give you better info.

Have a great time wherever you go and tells us about it.

Currently I wouldn’t recommend Damascus, Syria

Word on the street is that guys in the Caribbean are hung like a rhinoceros.

Unless you're sure she won't wander - perhaps not a great choice.

Turks & Caicos

Privacy, class & beauty

Art,

You don't have to travel to fuck and you don't have to travel to relax. So what you need to ask yourself is what would you like to do other than fuck & relax.

If I had a traveling companion I would go to Australia. There are many things to see there that are not found anywhere else.

I'll second Turks & Caicos. Anguilla is nice, Yucatan outside of Cancun, Barbados, St. Martin, Caymans. Jamaica is too much hassle but if you're sticking to the resort it could be ok. Farther afield I can vouch for Maldives and Seychelles or almost any of the Thai islands. Bali is a great place. Never been to Fiji or Tahiti but I hear they can be great for a romantic getaway. If I really wanted to get away, I'd head for the Cook Islands, almost any one of them. But probably too ambitious for just one week, they're pretty remote. The Philippines are full of great islands too. Siquijor and Bantayan are two I've been to with great beaches and excellent food. Too bad you don't speak Cebuano. You could always mix with the Eurotrash at Majorca and Minorca.

I tend to go for places with good food and lots to do, and avoid resorts, so take my advice with a grain of salt.

I have been wanting to go to Belize. It seems to have a lot of natural beauty. Beaches, reefs, islands, jungles, exotic wildlife. But I can't speak from experience.

I did not like Jamaica. An ugly land, an angry people.

I enjoyed Cancun and the Yucatan, but that was before the violence that is now current in Mexico.

Take her to the Maldives or Fiji.

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Or whichever one of these she's look the best in.

You really can't go wrong with any of the smaller more upscale islands in the Caribbean. I dove in Turks and Caicos and really enjoyed it. You speak French so Martinique is a possibility, I've heard it's lovely though I don't know what the resort situation is. I've also heard people rave about Curacao .

Papichulo mentioned Costa Rica. An amazing country with amazing people, one of my favorite places in the world. That said, I'm not sure it would be my first choice for a week long sex-romp.

I just saw a Forbes piece recommending the Four Seasons in Nevis.

ww.forbes.com/sites/lisaloverro/2013/04/…

Nevis is the Caribbean island where Alexander Hamilton, the architect of the American constitution, was born.

Saba, st. barts, st martin are three of my favorites. However I take my boat there and scuba and go fishing. I also stay on my boat, so might not be much help.

For the cost of the vacation, it's hard to beat a cruise in my opinion.

France and Italy are the only countries whose languages you mentioned which I've actually visited, and if you want to include English I've also been to Great Britain and England, but to be honest none of it really compares.

Royal Caribbean is, in my opinion, by far the best cruise line out there, and their two cruise ships which cruise the Caribbean are the biggest ships in the world (they're like floating cities). My wife gets terrible motion sickness and the boat is so damn big she barely even felt it sway in the water.

But basically, for the cost of the cruise, you eat whenever the hell you want, as much as you want, can drink just about anywhere, there's a casino, pools, spas, and all kinds of other fun stuff to do (rock climbing wall, shows, mini golf, an arcade, etc), and you can retire to your room any time you want whenever the urge strikes.

Highly suggest you get a room with a balcony or get the suite.

I can vouch for Curaçao as a scuba destination, and the do have topless beaches. I've been 3 times, but stayed underwater as much as possible. There are casinos and bars in the capital city too. Also worth a look in the Caribbean: St. Lucia, Dominica, St. Martin. Mayan Rivera in Mexico was fantastic to me too

I would take Duo to Maldives tho, the pics from that place are amazing and the entire island chain could be underwater before too much longer (if you believe the whole climate change argument).