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Advice For Trip With Toronto Sweetie

Sunday, April 28, 2013 6:35 PM
The winter drilling season is winding down up here in the sub-Arctic; perhaps 10 days left. I have a whole mess of corporate shit to do this summer but I want to take a break before getting down to that boring crap. My Toronto sweetie from Club Pro is willing to spend a week with me somewhere. Mr. Wood is chomping at the bit at the prospect of a week with sweetie. Between sweetie and me we have 6 languages (English, French, Hungarian, German, Russian, and Italian) so we have a good part of the world available to us for travel. I am thinking about somewhere in the Caribbean or Mediterranean. I know the Mediterranean quite well but I know nothing about the Caribbean. Any advice from tuscl's horndogs? I like an all-inclusive isolated spot where I can walk the beaches with sweetie, playing with her gorgeous tits as we wander around. I am seriously horny.

16 comments

  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    You can afford to go anywhere you wish. Just throw a dart and go there.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    I’ve heard Costa Rica is pretty nice though I’ve never been. Has beaches and jungles w/ exotic animals/birds. I think prostitution is legal there so maybe they have a lax sexual environment? It’s not necessarily exotic but I am not that well-traveled to give you better info. Have a great time wherever you go and tells us about it.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    Currently I wouldn’t recommend Damascus, Syria
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Word on the street is that guys in the Caribbean are hung like a rhinoceros. Unless you're sure she won't wander - perhaps not a great choice.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    Turks & Caicos
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    Privacy, class & beauty
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    Art, You don't have to travel to fuck and you don't have to travel to relax. So what you need to ask yourself is what would you like to do other than fuck & relax. If I had a traveling companion I would go to Australia. There are many things to see there that are not found anywhere else.
  • Ermita_Nights
    11 years ago
    I'll second Turks & Caicos. Anguilla is nice, Yucatan outside of Cancun, Barbados, St. Martin, Caymans. Jamaica is too much hassle but if you're sticking to the resort it could be ok. Farther afield I can vouch for Maldives and Seychelles or almost any of the Thai islands. Bali is a great place. Never been to Fiji or Tahiti but I hear they can be great for a romantic getaway. If I really wanted to get away, I'd head for the Cook Islands, almost any one of them. But probably too ambitious for just one week, they're pretty remote. The Philippines are full of great islands too. Siquijor and Bantayan are two I've been to with great beaches and excellent food. Too bad you don't speak Cebuano. You could always mix with the Eurotrash at Majorca and Minorca. I tend to go for places with good food and lots to do, and avoid resorts, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    I have been wanting to go to Belize. It seems to have a lot of natural beauty. Beaches, reefs, islands, jungles, exotic wildlife. But I can't speak from experience. I did not like Jamaica. An ugly land, an angry people. I enjoyed Cancun and the Yucatan, but that was before the violence that is now current in Mexico.
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    Take her to the Maldives or Fiji.
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    [view link] Or whichever one of these she's look the best in.
  • jester214
    11 years ago
    You really can't go wrong with any of the smaller more upscale islands in the Caribbean. I dove in Turks and Caicos and really enjoyed it. You speak French so Martinique is a possibility, I've heard it's lovely though I don't know what the resort situation is. I've also heard people rave about Curacao . Papichulo mentioned Costa Rica. An amazing country with amazing people, one of my favorite places in the world. That said, I'm not sure it would be my first choice for a week long sex-romp.
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    I just saw a Forbes piece recommending the Four Seasons in Nevis. [view link] Nevis is the Caribbean island where Alexander Hamilton, the architect of the American constitution, was born.
  • Lionshare
    11 years ago
    Saba, st. barts, st martin are three of my favorites. However I take my boat there and scuba and go fishing. I also stay on my boat, so might not be much help.
  • endlesstempo
    11 years ago
    For the cost of the vacation, it's hard to beat a cruise in my opinion. France and Italy are the only countries whose languages you mentioned which I've actually visited, and if you want to include English I've also been to Great Britain and England, but to be honest none of it really compares. Royal Caribbean is, in my opinion, by far the best cruise line out there, and their two cruise ships which cruise the Caribbean are the biggest ships in the world (they're like floating cities). My wife gets terrible motion sickness and the boat is so damn big she barely even felt it sway in the water. But basically, for the cost of the cruise, you eat whenever the hell you want, as much as you want, can drink just about anywhere, there's a casino, pools, spas, and all kinds of other fun stuff to do (rock climbing wall, shows, mini golf, an arcade, etc), and you can retire to your room any time you want whenever the urge strikes. Highly suggest you get a room with a balcony or get the suite.
  • goodsouthernboy
    11 years ago
    I can vouch for Curaçao as a scuba destination, and the do have topless beaches. I've been 3 times, but stayed underwater as much as possible. There are casinos and bars in the capital city too. Also worth a look in the Caribbean: St. Lucia, Dominica, St. Martin. Mayan Rivera in Mexico was fantastic to me too I would take Duo to Maldives tho, the pics from that place are amazing and the entire island chain could be underwater before too much longer (if you believe the whole climate change argument).
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