It's been discussed many times before. Like several of you, I'm a wretched old fuddy-duddy and don't like the music played in most clubs.
So... I was in Burger King, in a lily-white heavily-Mormon suburb of Phoenix, and the clientele was working folks on their lunch breaks, some retirees, a few of this and that. And the music being played over the awesome Burger King sound system was rap, synthpop, rap, hip house, and rap. Exactly the sort of thing I hear at strip clubs.
Why? The only explanations I could come up with are: (1) The manager's an idiot. (2) It's all about turning over tables; don't let people get too comfortable in there, but instead chase them away. I guess number 2 is a flavor of number 1, since people you chase away tend not to return.
What am I missing?
Go in tomorrow and place your order. When it's time to pay, climb over the counter and pay by slapping singles onto the manager's ass. Say "your supposed to get down on your hands and knees and turn around, ya know".