That Damned Strip Club Music

Go in tomorrow and place your order. When it's time to pay, climb over the counter and pay by slapping singles onto the manager's ass. Say "your supposed to get down on your hands and knees and turn around, ya know".

Maybe that's what the mormons like. They have lots of money

A lot of chain places get their music from corporate, sometimes from a dedicated satellite station feed. I was in Chipotle recently and they had awesome music playing in the house. Excellent blues, and some very cool mash ups. It was so good I went and asked the manager about the music, and she said I could find it on the Chipotle website. I did find some info, but not the stuff they were playing that day.

Chipotle always has cool music playing there, although I doubt much of it is stripclubworthy.

I haven't been in a Burger King for 7 years and a McDonalds for nearly 10, so I have no idea what they're up to.

I stop at McD to take a McDump

I always flush twice so it makes it all the way to the kitchen

Take your spending money somewhere else if you don't like a company's music. And let them know about it. Enough word of mouth should have an impact eventually.