Just another nomination for the Darwin Award.

3:40 a.m., Sunday: Joshua Caleb Sutherland wasn't technically supposed to be drinking during his visit to Dallas Cabaret. He's 19 but, according to police, had a fake ID and had clearly had plenty by the time two Dallas police officers showed up.

The cops had been driving past when they were flagged down by a strip club employee who was making sure Sutherland didn't leave the parking lot. He'd just been caught sneaking out of the club with a clear plastic tip jar containing $250 that he'd snatched from behind the bar, police say. The whole thing was caught on video.