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Proof of the Multiiverse

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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Some say the theory of many parallel universes is interesting, but impossible to prove, because it's only possible to observe the universe that you are in. But I just found an exception to this limitation. If you look at "first time anal" video clips on the internet, you'll often see DIFFERENT videos with the SAME chick in them. So, clearly, these videos have some special quantum characteristics that make it possible to observe the same chick losing her butt cherry in many different parallel universes.

5 comments

  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    I thought David Deutsch had divised an experiment that could detect whether Everett's interpretation was correct. (Actually a theoretical experiment, not that it could be pulled odd in reality yet.)
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    11 years ago
    You are making me wish I actually had a TARDIS and a case of astroglide....
  • duomaxwell
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    11 years ago
    If there's anything true in this world it's the always accurate titles of pornographic videos.
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    So...imagine that you place an anal virgin chick and a pervo in a sealed box (with sufficient air supply), have an astroglide dispenser attached to a radioactive source in the box, and run the experiment long enough that the is an equal probability the the astroglide will be dispensed and won't be dispensed. What happens?

    A. There is a superposition of intact/popped anal cherry until you open the box.
    B. You have just filmed "Schrodinger's Sodomy" and will soon post on youporn
    C. The babe has a 50% chance of needing to take ibuprofen and lay on her tummy for a while
    D. Cool...you've just jumped to an alternate universe!
  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    hmmm, If I popped into an alternate reality, there could be video tapes in my closet I have no memory of. I guess that's possible even in the same reality.
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