Everything you've (n)ever wanted to know about Duo

Do you need money for rent? If so what are you willing to do for it? :)

I read a fair bit and I'm to the point that it's rare I encounter a word I've never seen/hear before.

That said, who else had to go look up cordwainer?

No, alas, I foolishly paid my rent a month in advance because I'm going to be out of town on the first. Hypothetically speaking I'd be willing to listen to you complain, cook you dinner, protect you from the elements and enemies and find a nice looking streetwalker to finish you off (that part would be free of charge-- you'd probably have to pay her, though).

Like everyone, I have a price, but it's so astronomically high that it just wouldn't be fiscally responsible for most in today's economy.

Duo juice loves you

@juicebox69 and I you. I imagine you as a talking juicebox that just has sexy parties all day long, much to the chagrin of the other items in the fridge.

1. I can afford a lot...soooooo

2. In all seriousness, I just watched episode one of Hemlock Grove. Im confused, what is this show supposed to be about?

@lionshare I like to think of my vagina as a luxury item. Like a Bugatti, but with better gas mileage.

Well, as far as I can tell it's about a really hot rich guy who's related to Alexander Skarsgard and has sex with everything that moves. He's friends with a Romanian werewolf and they have poorly written conversations with each other. Something is killing girls and Jean Grey from the X-Men movie is either a huge bitch or some kind of demon.

I'm on episode 6 right now, it's great.

So duo , you've worked at every club in Richmond, was one better than the other?

I've been to every club in Richmond besides Club Rogue, which used to be called Velvet, I think.

I'm just curious as to why you chose the club you're at now rather than another one.

@GoVikings - I loved Velvet, that was probably my favorite to work at. It really went downhill after ownership changed hands, though. Paper Moon is the best club monetarily and that's why I work there. Also, you can't smoke inside. I think that Candybar and Pure Pleasure are so gross to be inside of just because of all of the cigarette smoke (and meth mouths, heroin needles, etc.). The girls there are hotter, too. If I'm going to be staring at naked women all night they sure as hell better be hot naked women.

@Che Well, I assume that it was entirely responsible. Have you ever tried to trade anything with someone on a spirit quest? They don't want your glass beads and guns and furs, they want the still-beating heart from a talking wolf. Where are you going to find that? The Anasazi didn't disappear, they were just unreliable because of their crippling drug use and became the Hopi people.

Thanks Wikipedia, I now know what a cordwainer is. What an intriguing profession to go into. Are you looking to supply your current field with custom items. Say, have you worked Baltimore, MD? Any place there that stands out for you?

I, too, had to look up cordwainer. I do not wear cordovan shoes so was therefore unfamiliar with the term. If you look it up in the Dictionary of Occupational Titles, you can smell the leather. I recently was at a meeting in downtown Richmond at some stodgy "gentle men's" club. Dinner was served by women in maids outfits. I was hoping for a Gentlemen's Club with dancers in French Maid's Costumes. If I'm ever lucky enough to get to your fair city again I'll have to visit your club. I'm quite impressed with your pictures. A true beauty!

@jackkash - I've thought of that, but strippers have notoriously bad taste when it comes to dancewear. I did work in Baltimore - at Hustler and Scores, both of them are nice places. Hustler is probably the best, mileage-wise. Personally, I would never again step foot inside one of those little clubs on the block, but if you want to go to the shittiest strip clubs imaginable and get blow jobs from all manner of creatures (and I do mean creatures) just pick one with a cool sounding name and walk in.

@gawker - Where was that? That sounds kind of cool. Thank you, let me know if you ever do come visit again.

If you HAD to engage in sex with an animal:

Moose or Squirrel?

@motorhead - To accurately answer this question we must first explore the situation. Why do I have to? Have I been kidnapped? Will I be killed? Do I want to die? If I want to die, I'll just yell offensive things until they kill me. If not, then I pick squirrel and I'm just going to keep it as a pet instead of having sex with it.

@motorhead: Same question?

Duo...I might be way off on this, but there's only one way to find out.

You said pretty much all your female friends are or were strippers. Why is that you don't have female friends who have never stripped? Is it because they don't accept your job? Or am I wrong?

Have you ever made out with a customer? Have you ever been turned on sexually by a customer? Have you ever dated a customer? What's the most money you've made in one night? Do you see yourself still stripping in 3 years?

Shit what else... I think that's it for now.

"@motorhead: Same question"

Easy peasy.

Isn't a squirrel a dancer who gives alot of blow jobs. (Cuz they alway have a mouth full of nuts)

Told ya :)

Lol motor, that's fantastic

“… 6. I'll never get breast implants as long as I live and there's nothing anyone can do to talk me into …”

A woman after my own heart (I hate fake boobies – will take a natural A over fake Ds – but that’s just me)

Hi duo. What cities or clubs have you worked at in the Carolina's? Just curious. You look good in your pics so thanks for posting.

This may be a stupid question. When you lie about your age, do you claim to be younger or older than you really are?

@ papi and duo: That goes for me too!

If you will be passing through Baltimore (to dance), please let us all know. Your assessment of Hustler, Scores, and The Block are spot on.

@Steve one thing you gotta say for the Block, pretty cool how the city cops go out of there way to make sure the strippers can exit the clubs with safety at closing time.

Why the hell do you (or anyone who could make good money anywhere) live in Richmond?

If guys who are into "barely legal" are "ageist", are guys who are into your shapely butt "buttist"?

ilbbaicni - I think that the Richmond clubs fit her personal boundaries.

Would you ever (just) lapdance at a custy's house? What would you charge? If you'd do it, what would it take to convince you that you weren't taking a big risk?

When will you add more pictures on your profile? Would love to see more.

1. I've danced for a TUSCL member, he goes by the nickname GoVikings.

:)

I see so the Anasazi ratted out their drug connections in Mesoamerica and got put in witness protection under the name of Hopi.

I got a great dance on the Block in a small club from a beautiful 6 ft black dancer. Only "extra" was cooter flashing. But she weighed north of 150 lbs. so she kinda smushed me. It was worth it though. I didn't ask for a blow job, I usually select from what's offered. I don't want to be featured in somebody's horrible memory of doing something they hated cause they needed to get high or avoid eviction or something.

@govikings - Yeah, plus I work odd hours. For some reason whenever girls find out that I'm a stripper they get this irrational fear that I want to have sex with their boyfriends.

@ranukam - Once and once, it was the same guy. He was really, really hot. I met my ex at the club and he did buy a dance from me, so I suppose I have technically dated a customer. The most I've ever made in one night was $2500 and I don't think I'll still be dancing in 3 years, my knees hurt.

@sharkhunter - I worked at Thee Dollhouse and Crazy Horse in Myrtle Beach.

@ermita_nights - I usually say I'm younger, whatever people guess. I get a lot of 18s and 19s (wishful thinking, I suppose) so sometimes I pretend I am.

@ilbbaicnl - The money isn't bad in Richmond, but I live here because I love the city and I have a lot of good friends here. Easy living, delightfully Southern and small-townish enough so that I don't feel uncomfortable. I might dance at a customer's house if I knew him really well, or did a thorough background check. I don't know how much I'd charge, probably more if I have even the slightest suspicion that he's Patrick Bateman.

@corvus - Oh, how does tomorrow sound?

Hey Duo- THANKS for making yourself available to this primarily all guys club and for being yourself.

That said I think I'll ask a couple of the questions I asked JJ and one just for a southern lady-

How do you handle drama in the workplace?

Do you ever get burnt out on stripping? If yes, how do you recharge your batteries?

What do you like to do on YOUR time?

Do you like backrubs and foot rubs?

what music do you like to dance to in the club?

Okay- for the southern lady- Did "Gone with the Wind" really need a sequel (aka Scarlett)? Personally I thought "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" was closure and they should have left it alone...

@duo:

What does your nickname mean?

From urbandictionary.com

1. Duo Maxwell

The most awesome anime person ever. From Gundam Wing(anime show) He pilots the gundam Death Scythe, the most awesomeness gundam ever because it has a beam-scythe. Duo also has an awesome braid.

^ nothing gets by you shadow!!!

@Hugh -

How do you handle drama in the workplace?

There really isn't a lot of it at my home club - when there is I just ignore it. I'm lucky enough to work with a couple of my best friends so we kind of just hang out with each other.

Do you ever get burnt out on stripping? If yes, how do you recharge your batteries?

Yeah, it happens occasionally. I just take a week off and become a mute.

What do you like to do on YOUR time?

Read, watch movies, make stuff, hang out with friends ... boring girl things. I'm going to VA Beach this weekend to see my friend DJ at some club down there, so that should be fun.

Do you like backrubs and foot rubs?

Yeah, who doesn't?

what music do you like to dance to in the club?

I LIKE to dance to slow, sexy stuff, but since it doesn't really fit into "the format" at night I usually just dance to rap.

Okay- for the southern lady- Did "Gone with the Wind" really need a sequel (aka Scarlett)? Personally I thought "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" was closure and they should have left it alone...

I've never actually seen "Gone With the Wind" so I can't comment on it, but most movies absolutely do not need a sequel with the possible exception of Rush Hour and The Mummy.

@Papi - Yeah, Shadowcat was right. He's a character from this television show called "Gundam Wing".

If most of us lived close to “Duo” – I think she would make a killing w/ all her TUSCL PL admirers!!

^^^True dat Papi.

A few more things....

I think you mentioned once that there's a lot of tatted up girls in Portland, Oregon or something like that. Just curious did you dance in Portland or were you just visiting? Portland is where I club.

So the customer that you were turned on by and made out with, was that your ex? If not did that customer become a regular of yours or you never saw him again? Or something else?

Lastly I hope you stick around on TUSCL. It's always good to get the dancer's perspective, and you are a good contributor on TUSCL.

Have you worked as a wanton tavern wench at Colonial Williamsburg?

Are there some good/bad experiences dancing that stand out in your memory?

Do you have at least $100,000 saved up? If not, what are you doing with your alleged huge earnings?

I think the last time I went to Virginia Beach, the town flooded and lightning knocked out the radar at the airport. Sometimes the weather gets bad when I visit. I did get to see some snow in Hawaii. It was up on a mountain. I wouldn't be surprised if my visit set the all time record cold temperature for Oahu.

Thanks for answering the questions.

Looked it up, it wasn't the coldest. The city missed it by two degrees.

If I remember Richmond, I believe I went on a tour of a tobacco or cigarette factory when I was a kid even though no one in our family smoked. It was still interesting.

If you auctioned the butt-twenties from your picture on e-bay, don't you think you could get at least $25 for each?

Have I exceeded the questions-per-PL maximum yet?

@ilbbaicnl - no, I don't think that there were Guyanese people in colonial times. Once a customer told me that I reminded him of his daughter and then got an hour in VIP with me and successfully creeped me the fuck out the entire time. Once I gave a lap dance to the singer of Trapped Under Ice and an ex-Abercrombie model I had a picture of on my wall when I was in high school. I have a lot of money saved up, the actual figure I shall not disclose, but mostly I spend my money on pork buns. And probably not on the $20s, maybe if I did porn. And no, you have a couple left ;)

@sharkhunter - either Tobacco Company (it's a restaurant now) or the old tobacco processing plant that's since been turned into condos.

Oh yeah Trapped Under Ice I have all their 8-tracks.

When I was a kid, my dad didn't get Playboy, I was stuck with the underwear pages of the Sears catalog. So I guess we have that in common, clothing ads porn.

The fact that they way-overcharge for pork buns there does not improve my opinion of Richmond.

None of these were questions so they don't count.

Pork buns. Sounds like a solid investment. Now I'm hungry. I miss towns with 24hr delivery.

@ilbbaicnl - You just don't understand life on the James.

I love how Duo ignored my 2nd part of questions after I gave her props. LOL

OK, I'll play.

1. What is your pink site (aka stripperweb) handle ? (Answer N/A if you're not on pink site)
2. Are you on seeking sugar daddy sites ?
3. What age do you think you'll be when you grow up ?

@ranukam - Sorry, I thought I answered those. I danced in Portland, ME. That customer is actually an infrequent regular of mine and I see him around all of the time, though he doesn't come into the club much.

@minnow - I don't post on the pink site, just sort of lurk it. I'm not on any sugar daddy sites, I don't think I want a sugar daddy... all of the offers I've had are basically like "I'll give you xx amount of money a month and in return you'll be at my SEXUAL BECK AND CALL". Um, no thank you. I suspect I shall be grown up sometime around 33, but it's hard to tell.

So do you eat the kind of pork buns with pork BELLIES in them EWWWWW...

Did you ever have a romantic relationship that was wrecked by jealousy over or a contemptuous attitude about your dancing? Looking back, do you believe dancing was the real issue or did the person just have problems?

Do you think in the future you will probably have to hide having stripped in order to get a job that you want? Or, do you feel like it would be unbearable to spend 40 hours a week with small-minded people who are hostile to strippers?

@ilbbaicnl - Pork bellies are delicious, have you ever tried one? There's a good Japanese restaurant in Portland, ME that has ramen bowls with pork bellies. So good.

Yeah, I did. We eventually broke up over it and he's still bitching about it to this day. He was just a very insecure person, my job wasn't even a blip on my most recent ex's problem radar.

In the future, if everything goes according to plan, I'd like to be making shoes and that will be my job.

God, I hope I don't end up spending 40 hours a week with assholes. I'd say about 1/3 of the population is hostile to strippers and when they find out about your occupation they immediately become the most condescending dumpster humans you'll ever have the displeasure of interacting with. I encounter this a lot at Saks. I like to subtly remind them that I'm the one shopping at Saks and they're the ones making $10/hr to explain to me which foundation would look more natural under the blacklights.

Anyway, I digress. I probably won't hide it, I'm not ashamed of it in the least.

Well maybe Richmond really is nicer then, because the estimate I've heard about down here in NC is half human dumpsters.

I obviously have no way of knowing how good you are at making shoes. But what you're planning is clearly an artistic endeavor. Lots of very talented people never manage to support themselves from art, it's always a gamble no matter how talented you are. You really, really, really need a Plan B, where you can still be happy, financially stable, and have your art as your passion but not your work.

A stripper was telling me once about going to Saks in Manhattan. I said "well ya know there's a Saks at the new mall". I could tell from the look on her face my chances of fucking her had just dropped from 1 in a billion to 1 in a trillion.

Oh, I have a plan B, C, D, E, AND F. That's about as bad as saying, "Why can't you just go to Sears" when a girl says that they didn't have something she wanted at Nordstrom.

As long as your dad approved plans B through F over dinner I'm cool too.

I'm so disappointed. I thought your name had something to do with Maxwell's equations.

Or Maxwell's Demon?

When you eat a pork belly, how do you know if you're going to digest it or it's going to digest you?

Is it ok for a guy to push on your head or thrust into your mouth when your doing oral on him?

"Ask me anything, I dare ya"

Why not just put all of your personal info that you wish to reveal on your profile page here? Why the choice to do it in a forum post?

^^^^^^^ and why don’t you just take your meds and go update your manifesto you arrogant egotistical hypocritical woman hating lunatic?

What is your facebook name?

In dedication of duo. Her comment about her pussy being like a Bugatti was funny as hell, at the same time it intrigued me lol :)

RIP, duo!

^^^lol

What happened she died?