Everything you've (n)ever wanted to know about Duo
1. I'm 26, sometimes I lie about my age if I feel like the customer I'm talking to is ageist
2. I've danced in Virginia, Maryland, Maine, South Carolina, Pennsylvania & every club in Richmond, where I live.
3. I'm eating a pork bun and watching Hemlock Grove right now.
4. I started dancing to fund my gothic lolita hobby and have been doing it for almost 4 years now.
5. Just about all of my female friends are or were strippers at some point.
6. I'll never get breast implants as long as I live and there's nothing anyone can do to talk me into it.
7. I want to be a cordwainer when I grow up.
Ask me anything, I dare ya.
2. I've danced in Virginia, Maryland, Maine, South Carolina, Pennsylvania & every club in Richmond, where I live.
3. I'm eating a pork bun and watching Hemlock Grove right now.
4. I started dancing to fund my gothic lolita hobby and have been doing it for almost 4 years now.
5. Just about all of my female friends are or were strippers at some point.
6. I'll never get breast implants as long as I live and there's nothing anyone can do to talk me into it.
7. I want to be a cordwainer when I grow up.
Ask me anything, I dare ya.
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That said, who else had to go look up cordwainer?
Like everyone, I have a price, but it's so astronomically high that it just wouldn't be fiscally responsible for most in today's economy.
2. In all seriousness, I just watched episode one of Hemlock Grove. Im confused, what is this show supposed to be about?
Well, as far as I can tell it's about a really hot rich guy who's related to Alexander Skarsgard and has sex with everything that moves. He's friends with a Romanian werewolf and they have poorly written conversations with each other. Something is killing girls and Jean Grey from the X-Men movie is either a huge bitch or some kind of demon.
I'm on episode 6 right now, it's great.
I've been to every club in Richmond besides Club Rogue, which used to be called Velvet, I think.
I'm just curious as to why you chose the club you're at now rather than another one.
I recently was at a meeting in downtown Richmond at some stodgy "gentle men's" club. Dinner was served by women in maids outfits. I was hoping for a Gentlemen's Club with dancers in French Maid's Costumes.
If I'm ever lucky enough to get to your fair city again I'll have to visit your club. I'm quite impressed with your pictures. A true beauty!
@gawker - Where was that? That sounds kind of cool. Thank you, let me know if you ever do come visit again.
Moose or Squirrel?
You said pretty much all your female friends are or were strippers. Why is that you don't have female friends who have never stripped? Is it because they don't accept your job? Or am I wrong?
Have you ever been turned on sexually by a customer?
Have you ever dated a customer?
What's the most money you've made in one night?
Do you see yourself still stripping in 3 years?
Shit what else... I think that's it for now.
Easy peasy.
Isn't a squirrel a dancer who gives alot of blow jobs.
(Cuz they alway have a mouth full of nuts)
Told ya :)
A woman after my own heart (I hate fake boobies – will take a natural A over fake Ds – but that’s just me)
:)
@ranukam - Once and once, it was the same guy. He was really, really hot. I met my ex at the club and he did buy a dance from me, so I suppose I have technically dated a customer. The most I've ever made in one night was $2500 and I don't think I'll still be dancing in 3 years, my knees hurt.
@sharkhunter - I worked at Thee Dollhouse and Crazy Horse in Myrtle Beach.
@ermita_nights - I usually say I'm younger, whatever people guess. I get a lot of 18s and 19s (wishful thinking, I suppose) so sometimes I pretend I am.
@ilbbaicnl - The money isn't bad in Richmond, but I live here because I love the city and I have a lot of good friends here. Easy living, delightfully Southern and small-townish enough so that I don't feel uncomfortable. I might dance at a customer's house if I knew him really well, or did a thorough background check. I don't know how much I'd charge, probably more if I have even the slightest suspicion that he's Patrick Bateman.
@corvus - Oh, how does tomorrow sound?
That said I think I'll ask a couple of the questions I asked JJ and one just for a southern lady-
How do you handle drama in the workplace?
Do you ever get burnt out on stripping? If yes, how do you recharge your batteries?
What do you like to do on YOUR time?
Do you like backrubs and foot rubs?
what music do you like to dance to in the club?
Okay- for the southern lady- Did "Gone with the Wind" really need a sequel (aka Scarlett)? Personally I thought "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" was closure and they should have left it alone...
What does your nickname mean?
1. Duo Maxwell
The most awesome anime person ever. From Gundam Wing(anime show) He pilots the gundam Death Scythe, the most awesomeness gundam ever because it has a beam-scythe. Duo also has an awesome braid.
How do you handle drama in the workplace?
There really isn't a lot of it at my home club - when there is I just ignore it. I'm lucky enough to work with a couple of my best friends so we kind of just hang out with each other.
Do you ever get burnt out on stripping? If yes, how do you recharge your batteries?
Yeah, it happens occasionally. I just take a week off and become a mute.
What do you like to do on YOUR time?
Read, watch movies, make stuff, hang out with friends ... boring girl things. I'm going to VA Beach this weekend to see my friend DJ at some club down there, so that should be fun.
Do you like backrubs and foot rubs?
Yeah, who doesn't?
what music do you like to dance to in the club?
I LIKE to dance to slow, sexy stuff, but since it doesn't really fit into "the format" at night I usually just dance to rap.
Okay- for the southern lady- Did "Gone with the Wind" really need a sequel (aka Scarlett)? Personally I thought "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" was closure and they should have left it alone...
I've never actually seen "Gone With the Wind" so I can't comment on it, but most movies absolutely do not need a sequel with the possible exception of Rush Hour and The Mummy.
@Papi - Yeah, Shadowcat was right. He's a character from this television show called "Gundam Wing".
A few more things....
I think you mentioned once that there's a lot of tatted up girls in Portland, Oregon or something like that. Just curious did you dance in Portland or were you just visiting? Portland is where I club.
So the customer that you were turned on by and made out with, was that your ex? If not did that customer become a regular of yours or you never saw him again? Or something else?
Lastly I hope you stick around on TUSCL. It's always good to get the dancer's perspective, and you are a good contributor on TUSCL.
Thanks for answering the questions.
If I remember Richmond, I believe I went on a tour of a tobacco or cigarette factory when I was a kid even though no one in our family smoked. It was still interesting.
@sharkhunter - either Tobacco Company (it's a restaurant now) or the old tobacco processing plant that's since been turned into condos.
None of these were questions so they don't count.
1) What is your pink site (aka stripperweb) handle ? (Answer N/A if you're not on pink site)
2) Are you on seeking sugar daddy sites ?
3) What age do you think you'll be when you grow up ?
@minnow - I don't post on the pink site, just sort of lurk it. I'm not on any sugar daddy sites, I don't think I want a sugar daddy... all of the offers I've had are basically like "I'll give you xx amount of money a month and in return you'll be at my SEXUAL BECK AND CALL". Um, no thank you. I suspect I shall be grown up sometime around 33, but it's hard to tell.
Yeah, I did. We eventually broke up over it and he's still bitching about it to this day. He was just a very insecure person, my job wasn't even a blip on my most recent ex's problem radar.
In the future, if everything goes according to plan, I'd like to be making shoes and that will be my job.
God, I hope I don't end up spending 40 hours a week with assholes. I'd say about 1/3 of the population is hostile to strippers and when they find out about your occupation they immediately become the most condescending dumpster humans you'll ever have the displeasure of interacting with. I encounter this a lot at Saks. I like to subtly remind them that I'm the one shopping at Saks and they're the ones making $10/hr to explain to me which foundation would look more natural under the blacklights.
Anyway, I digress. I probably won't hide it, I'm not ashamed of it in the least.
I obviously have no way of knowing how good you are at making shoes. But what you're planning is clearly an artistic endeavor. Lots of very talented people never manage to support themselves from art, it's always a gamble no matter how talented you are. You really, really, really need a Plan B, where you can still be happy, financially stable, and have your art as your passion but not your work.
A stripper was telling me once about going to Saks in Manhattan. I said "well ya know there's a Saks at the new mall". I could tell from the look on her face my chances of fucking her had just dropped from 1 in a billion to 1 in a trillion.
Why not just put all of your personal info that you wish to reveal on your profile page here? Why the choice to do it in a forum post?
and why don’t you just take your meds and go update your manifesto you arrogant egotistical hypocritical woman hating lunatic?