When a stripper asks "what kind of girl do you like?" How do you answer?

I tell them to send over all the Latinas to my table

I always say "the ones that Don't have a gag reflex? ".

I say I like bad girls.

Depending on the girl, I hope I can say "girls like you"

I say the female type.

Tall, dark & easy.

If you have to ask, it's probably not you.

If I like her approach, her looks and attitude I describe her perfectly. If I don't I describe the opposite.

It's a pretty lame question, and if they ask it good chance it won't be them. So I usual just say "sluts" and see if that gets them to go away.

Blonde on blonde

Maybe they aren't asking for physical preferences exactly.

They might be angling for who you danced with before and who's dances you liked. Then they will know whether to move on or stay (also what kind of dancers to offer you).

Instead of being offended, maybe think of it as a subtle reference system where you both could benefit.

@ Chanel: Very good points, but in the few instances where I've been asked that question, and the dancer asking it isn't my type, and I don't want to offend her by telling her my type isn't hers. She's made ne uncomfortable by asking that question.

I tell them. Brunette, latina or Asian, spinner, big boobs.

I don't try to butter them up. If they fit one or more of the attributes they will say something along the lines "at least I have the boobs".

Often the question is a good opportunity to send her off in a huff or packing.

I always answer "breathing".

I tell her exotic looking girls with nice asses. Hopefully she falls into that category.

@59: Do you often find spinners with big boobs? I don't. (The term, "spinner," infers a girl small enough to sit on a guy's lap, on his dick, and "spin" around. Obviously, a big boobed girl couldn't do that. The term is an exaggeration, but that's the intent of the word.)

Blonde hair. Big boobs. No morals.

I'm almost 40, been around a time or two, and I've never been asked that question. What I have been asked is, "Are you a tit man or an ass man?" I always reply, a la Howard Stern, "I'm a Vagina Man." Khan!

The kind without stds, and paperwork to prove it .... Or I just say something off the wall like, I really like a girl whos good at chess. Or, A girl who wear purple underwear with orange polka dots. Reactions vary after using this technique.

@club_goer: Not often but they're out there. One of my faves in Vegas is 4'11" (claims she's 5 foot) with enhanced D's. I have no doubt in my mind that I could spin her around, given the opportunity.

I've said various girls. I think I've also said, blond, brunette, or redhead. I could say pretty dancers are my type.

It is a lame question unless you say she is or point out a dancer and she invites her over. I've had dancers tell me they could get a specific dancer to come over to me.

I tell her that I know it when I see it.

@59: I should have pointed out that it is fairly common to see short girls, with big boobs (5'3" and under, for discussion). That's a common woman's physique. It's just that those types tend to be a bit chubby, and not the type you'd really classify as a "spinner."

I only remember being asked that one once, and I am willing to bet she was wasted when she said it. I probably said something along the lines of "I know it when I see it".

The interesting kind, with negotiable virtue.

"The ones like you" or "oh I don't know".

I tell her non skinny ones. These usually tends to be the ones that are, as you old folk call them "spinners" or very slim women with no figure and most of the time are Eastern European (I have YET to see an ALL american [white] girl as a stripper). They get the hint that they're in that catagory of skinny when I don't return interest in them as they did me and promptly walk away.

I usually just say "friendly."

I'm also a "I know it when I see it" kind of guy. I did one time use a considerably more direct answer: "A girl just like you, only with my dick in her mouth." Turned out good, but I don't know if I'd try that one again.