Note to Kansas residents: pay before you play.

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Manhattan, Kansas, police are trying to figure out what to do with a man who called 911 in desperation after he could not pay a $400 fee to a prostitute.

The man reportedly requested a two-hour session from the pro in question. At the end of the session, he revealed to the woman that he had no money to pay her with. Understandably, the woman became upset. The man then called the police in fear that the woman or “her boss” would attempt to harm him.

Riley County Police arrived at the mobile home and interviewed the man and the woman. No immediate arrests were made, but both people were listed as suspects on the criminal report. The man has since been charged with patronizing a prostitute and the woman has been charged with engaging in acts of prostitution.

Regardless of how the case turns out, how mad is the woman at this guy now? He called the cops on himself and got her busted while he was at it. Can someone please call Judge Judy and get these people on TV? I haven't watched the show in years, but I'd definitely make an exception to see how this one plays out.

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toysales
12 years ago
I think I would pay to see that on Judge Judy.
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
I would rather see that on joe brown or judge mathis
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
Judge jjudy is a fucking cunt
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duomaxwell
12 years ago
They should go on Judge Alex, he's fair and just.
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
Sheesh, what was she thinking?? LOL
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crsm27
12 years ago
My question is how can it be prostitution if no money was exchanged? If they are both smart they would say "we were role playing" and things got out of hand....LOL
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rickdugan
12 years ago
"Police arrived at the mobile home..."

At the mobile home - lol.

It took a cascading series of stupid decisions for things to get to that point, including:

1. Him booking an escort that (I'm sure) he never intended to pay;
2. Her not collection the $400 upfront from a guy living in a mobile home;
3. Him thinking that calling the police was a good way out of his situation;
4. Her actually waiting around for the police to show up.

And now they will both have criminal records (or longer records in any case). All over a little pussy and $400.
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baconator
12 years ago
Is anyone else bothered that there is a Manhattan in Kansas?
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