Thangs that Must be understood about Mr.Box69

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Im 6'0"
I weigh 398
Im a value shopper in evetry area of my life
Im obsessive
I have multiple personalities
I was raped by cardinal Paul and that's y I can't spell its a learning disability
I own nothin yet I rule everythang
Their is no wife...I drank her
I like cumming in my pants if I could...it had happened just hard to do
I can branch press a fuckin Van
I love Fast food and Black southern gospel preaching
I love a Bbbjcim more than a Cfs
I enjoy jerkingoff to two girls and one dude
I love ranch Doritos chips
I love table side dances and making it rain only at my table

13 comments

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tumblingdice
12 years ago
Juice Box Hero.
Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
I think I found my long lost brother :)
gatorfan
12 years ago
up until the ranch Doritos
Clackport
12 years ago
398 lbs! Is that a typo? Damn Juice is a large dude!
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
No man 398 is correct
EarlTee
12 years ago
Bench press Van Morrison or Van Halen? It makes a difference.
rh48hr
12 years ago
Juice is livin large ... literally. Lol
Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
“.. I weigh 398 …”

“... I have multiple personalities …”


That can be a dangerous combination
JuiceBox69
12 years ago

Lol
sharkhunter
12 years ago
Juice you remind me of someone I let ride with me in a car. When he got in, the whole car tilted to his side. He broke chairs just by sitting down. Of course I'm thinking yor real weight might be less if you weren't holding a girl up when you stepped on dat scale.
BigTuna1
11 years ago
Epic
BigTuna1
11 years ago
398 !
motorhead
11 years ago
When William "The Refrigerator" Perry played for the Chicago Bears in the 1980's, teammates called him "Biscuit", because he was just a biscuit away from 350 pounds.

Juice better skip the biscuit next time at KFC. He's only a biscuit away from tipping the scales at 400.
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