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Thangs that Must be understood about Mr.Box69

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Im 6'0"
I weigh 398
Im a value shopper in evetry area of my life
Im obsessive
I have multiple personalities
I was raped by cardinal Paul and that's y I can't spell its a learning disability
I own nothin yet I rule everythang
Their is no wife...I drank her
I like cumming in my pants if I could...it had happened just hard to do
I can branch press a fuckin Van
I love Fast food and Black southern gospel preaching
I love a Bbbjcim more than a Cfs
I enjoy jerkingoff to two girls and one dude
I love ranch Doritos chips
I love table side dances and making it rain only at my table

13 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Juice Box Hero.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    I think I found my long lost brother :)
  • gatorfan
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    11 years ago
    up until the ranch Doritos
  • Clackport
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    11 years ago
    398 lbs! Is that a typo? Damn Juice is a large dude!
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    No man 398 is correct
  • EarlTee
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    11 years ago
    Bench press Van Morrison or Van Halen? It makes a difference.
  • rh48hr
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    11 years ago
    Juice is livin large ... literally. Lol
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    “.. I weigh 398 …”

    “... I have multiple personalities …”


    That can be a dangerous combination
  • JuiceBox69
    •
    11 years ago

    Lol
  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    Juice you remind me of someone I let ride with me in a car. When he got in, the whole car tilted to his side. He broke chairs just by sitting down. Of course I'm thinking yor real weight might be less if you weren't holding a girl up when you stepped on dat scale.
  • BigTuna1
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    11 years ago
    Epic
  • BigTuna1
    •
    11 years ago
    398 !
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    When William "The Refrigerator" Perry played for the Chicago Bears in the 1980's, teammates called him "Biscuit", because he was just a biscuit away from 350 pounds.

    Juice better skip the biscuit next time at KFC. He's only a biscuit away from tipping the scales at 400.
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