How about the fatest girl you didn't fuck? I remember riding on this ferry boat when I was like 14y/o and this 18y/o fatty was trying to get me to go down to the car deck to have sex with her. "Have you ever gone all the way?" I decide, um, no, and ducked out of that one.
There was one OTC chick I met who I'm certain had to be 300, but she was cheap. My last Illinois girlfriend is the heaviest I can definitively give a weight to, as I watched her step on the scale and it said 230.
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It was wrong on so many levels.