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How to score points with strippers. The shadowcat way.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Went to my favorite club today with a new game plan. I had brought with me a t-shirt to give to one of my favorite dancers. She loved it. She was like stink on shit and immediately put it on. I though that she was going to do me right on the spot but she saved it for the VIP room. She had to run around the club showing it off and kept telling me "I love you". LOL. In the VIP room she was most appreciative.

So what did the t-shirt read? "I have the pussy. So I make the rules". It's one of the best $12 investments that I have ever made and I plan to keep repeating it.

16 comments

  • Corvus
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    11 years ago
    Well played.
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    sc's house. A small bedroom to sleep in, perhaps a hot plate for food, large garage for his car collection and a barn to house his t-shirts!
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    Btw the one I chose to wear today was "Anybody need to earn money for rent?" We made a cute couple walking to the VIP room. LOL.
  • duomaxwell
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    11 years ago
    *golf claps*
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Here's picture of shadow's ATF with the t-shirt:

    http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-conten…
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    Yes
  • motorhead
    •
    11 years ago
    I'm too sexy for my shirt
  • crazyjoe
    •
    11 years ago
    Lol
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    ilbbaicni - Damn. I didn't see you snap that. LOL.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    Golf claps?

    Urbandictionary.

    Golf Clap

    A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods.
  • bang69
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    11 years ago
    @shadow we can all learn from you
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    11 years ago
    I second Shadowcat's remark to Ibbaicni.

    I could have lived a perfectly good life without having seen that pic
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    Sorry Hugh.
  • duomaxwell
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    11 years ago
    @shadowcat - Golf claps are those polite quiet claps that people do during golf tournaments.
  • Player11
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    11 years ago
    I saw a guy in a SC club wearing a T shirt "Syphillis Awareness" with "Memorial Herman Hospital" in smaller letters below it.....

    A t shirt I plan to get made up: "Condomania - lets play"
  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    Payer11!Is that like Monopoly?
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