Went to my favorite club today with a new game plan. I had brought with me a t-shirt to give to one of my favorite dancers. She loved it. She was like stink on shit and immediately put it on. I though that she was going to do me right on the spot but she saved it for the VIP room. She had to run around the club showing it off and kept telling me "I love you". LOL. In the VIP room she was most appreciative.
So what did the t-shirt read? "I have the pussy. So I make the rules". It's one of the best $12 investments that I have ever made and I plan to keep repeating it.
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last commentWell played.
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sc's house. A small bedroom to sleep in, perhaps a hot plate for food, large garage for his car collection and a barn to house his t-shirts!
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Btw the one I chose to wear today was "Anybody need to earn money for rent?" We made a cute couple walking to the VIP room. LOL.
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golf claps
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Here's picture of shadow's ATF with the t-shirt:
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Yes
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I'm too sexy for my shirt
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Lol
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ilbbaicni - Damn. I didn't see you snap that. LOL.
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Golf claps?
Urbandictionary.
Golf Clap
A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods.
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@shadow we can all learn from you
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I second Shadowcat's remark to Ibbaicni.
I could have lived a perfectly good life without having seen that pic
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Sorry Hugh.
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@shadowcat - Golf claps are those polite quiet claps that people do during golf tournaments.
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I saw a guy in a SC club wearing a T shirt "Syphillis Awareness" with "Memorial Herman Hospital" in smaller letters below it.....
A t shirt I plan to get made up: "Condomania - lets play"
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Payer11!Is that like Monopoly?
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