And then the fight started

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• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  ??? :)
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy?
• mmdv26

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  11 years ago

  He must have been Bashful, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, or Grumpy.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  Mwahahahahahahaha... Thanks! I needed that it's been one of those days...
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  :)
• blaze08

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  11 years ago

  My wife Was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said "I want something that goes from 0 to 180 in 3 seconds." So I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  I told my wife I was going out for some new pussy. She said "if you had a couple more inches, you'd find some right here!" Then the fight started. I think I told this before but what the heck.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  My new wife's ex-husband asked how I liked the used pussy. I said it was great after I got in passed the used part!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  80 yo man told his wife that he was tired of her and was going out to get a 20 yo. The 80 yo wife replied. Two can play at that game. I'm going to go out and get a 20 yo guy and remember 20 goes into 80 more times than 80 goes into 20.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol