My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
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last commentI rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
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??? :)
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Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy?
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He must have been Bashful, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, or Grumpy.
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Mwahahahahahahaha...
Thanks! I needed that it's been one of those days...
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:)
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My wife Was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said "I want something that goes from 0 to 180 in 3 seconds."
So I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started...
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I told my wife I was going out for some new pussy. She said "if you had a couple more inches, you'd find some right here!"
Then the fight started.
I think I told this before but what the heck.
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My new wife's ex-husband asked how I liked the used pussy. I said it was great after I got in passed the used part!
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80 yo man told his wife that he was tired of her and was going out to get a 20 yo.
The 80 yo wife replied. Two can play at that game. I'm going to go out and get a 20 yo guy and remember 20 goes into 80 more times than 80 goes into 20.
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Lol
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