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And then the fight started

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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

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motorhead

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

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Alucard

??? :)

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jackslash

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy?

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mmdv26

He must have been Bashful, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, or Grumpy.

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MojoDojo

Mwahahahahahahaha...

Thanks! I needed that it's been one of those days...

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deogol

:)

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blaze08

My wife Was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said "I want something that goes from 0 to 180 in 3 seconds."

So I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...

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mikeya02

I told my wife I was going out for some new pussy. She said "if you had a couple more inches, you'd find some right here!"

Then the fight started.

I think I told this before but what the heck.

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Clubber

My new wife's ex-husband asked how I liked the used pussy. I said it was great after I got in passed the used part!

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shadowcat

80 yo man told his wife that he was tired of her and was going out to get a 20 yo.

The 80 yo wife replied. Two can play at that game. I'm going to go out and get a 20 yo guy and remember 20 goes into 80 more times than 80 goes into 20.

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crazyjoe

Lol

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