Lame excuses for visiting a strip club.

It was next to church.

Its raining outside

Lol,

Dammit, I've used that "time to kill" line before. I think I'll use "because I wanted to see some titties" next time

I'm lost.

LOL I have used all of these lame excuses

The magnetic attraction just pulled my car into the parking lot.

She really likes me. She's been missing me.

I really needed to take a piss...

A meet with vm!

@ gawker, that was actually true for me once. My choices were to piss on the side of the road, at a McDonald's or at the SC, so I picked the SC

I thought it was a regular bar.

When a stripper asks me why I'm there, I just tell them "My dick's not going to suck itself. "

Just needed a place to sleep

My friend tricked me into coming here....

I like to be around successful people

Was having a business meeting

Watch the game on the big screen.

Gayest excuse: My buddy was in town.

Strip Club? What Strip Club? I'm here for the food.

If I've gone late at night, I've often used the line "It's something to do once everyone goes to sleep".

I'm researching characters for a book I'm writing.

I'm scouting for contestants for a new reality TV show.

I'm a priest sent from God to save some poor lost souls

"I'm a creepy old pervert who like to grope women half his age while trying to talk them in leaving me. How much for a blowjob?"

"leaving *with* me."

Sheesh. Wish my dick was as fat as my fingers lately...

I had a hard-on.

I've used #3 a lot. But my lamest (although true at the time) excuse was "I stopped in to sober up."

My friends dragged me in here. Here, let me introduce you to mr zzzzzzz, he is the son of the mafia boss for the county we work in. I'll buy you a dance from the girl of your choice if you don't say anything about seeing me here.

I wanted to finish my conversation with a dancer about existentialism.

I had an extra $500 laying around.

I love her man and I know that she feels the same way about me!

I became thirsty and came in for a cold drink of water

@Shadowcat-I actually was in the area. After I had visited my sister and her kids, I left her house around ten at night. I could leave by two different directions. The route I chose goes by a strip club. I stopped by. I happened to be in the area.

My wife fuckin finaly went to bed !

ive used every last one of those too lol

I woke up and wasn't gay

"All my friends are married and went to bed before 10pm"
"Got paid today"
And the excuse I used last time "Its my birthday"

I can't get the Cialis to wear off...

I go for the intellectual exercise

The root canal was not painful at all and e-bay woudn't list my bottle of Vicodin

I just lost Game 7

I wanted to meet my next girlfriend?

Classic Shadowcat thread. This was funny as hell.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I went to the strip club. Thankfully, no 2 amers to report.

There were police blockades at the other clubs.

My mom forgot her high heels.

Shit

Shit bump