Lame excuses for visiting a strip club.
shadowcatAtlanta suburb
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I happened to be in the area.
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I was trying to avoid the rush hour traffic.
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I had some time to kill.
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I happened to be in the area.
I was trying to avoid the rush hour traffic.
I had some time to kill.
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last commentIt was next to church.
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Its raining outside
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Lol,
Dammit, I've used that "time to kill" line before. I think I'll use "because I wanted to see some titties" next time
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I'm lost.
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LOL I have used all of these lame excuses
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The magnetic attraction just pulled my car into the parking lot.
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She really likes me. She's been missing me.
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I really needed to take a piss...
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A meet with vm!
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@ gawker, that was actually true for me once. My choices were to piss on the side of the road, at a McDonald's or at the SC, so I picked the SC
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I thought it was a regular bar.
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When a stripper asks me why I'm there, I just tell them "My dick's not going to suck itself. "
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Just needed a place to sleep
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My friend tricked me into coming here....
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I like to be around successful people
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Was having a business meeting
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Watch the game on the big screen.
Gayest excuse: My buddy was in town.
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Strip Club? What Strip Club? I'm here for the food.
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If I've gone late at night, I've often used the line "It's something to do once everyone goes to sleep".
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I'm researching characters for a book I'm writing.
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I'm scouting for contestants for a new reality TV show.
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I'm a priest sent from God to save some poor lost souls
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"I'm a creepy old pervert who like to grope women half his age while trying to talk them in leaving me. How much for a blowjob?"
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"leaving with me."
Sheesh. Wish my dick was as fat as my fingers lately...
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I had a hard-on.
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I've used #3 a lot. But my lamest (although true at the time) excuse was "I stopped in to sober up."
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My friends dragged me in here. Here, let me introduce you to mr zzzzzzz, he is the son of the mafia boss for the county we work in. I'll buy you a dance from the girl of your choice if you don't say anything about seeing me here.
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I wanted to finish my conversation with a dancer about existentialism.
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I had an extra $500 laying around.
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I love her man and I know that she feels the same way about me!
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I became thirsty and came in for a cold drink of water
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@Shadowcat-I actually was in the area. After I had visited my sister and her kids, I left her house around ten at night. I could leave by two different directions. The route I chose goes by a strip club. I stopped by. I happened to be in the area.
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My wife fuckin finaly went to bed !
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ive used every last one of those too lol
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I woke up and wasn't gay
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"All my friends are married and went to bed before 10pm"
"Got paid today"
And the excuse I used last time "Its my birthday"
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I can't get the Cialis to wear off...
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I go for the intellectual exercise
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The root canal was not painful at all and e-bay woudn't list my bottle of Vicodin
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I just lost Game 7
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I wanted to meet my next girlfriend?
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Classic Shadowcat thread. This was funny as hell.
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Last night I couldn't sleep so I went to the strip club. Thankfully, no 2 amers to report.
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There were police blockades at the other clubs.
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My mom forgot her high heels.
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Shit
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Shit bump
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