Lame excuses for visiting a strip club.

47 comments

• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  It was next to church.
• Lionshare

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  11 years ago

  Its raining outside
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  Lol,
  
  Dammit, I've used that "time to kill" line before. I think I'll use "because I wanted to see some titties" next time
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  I'm lost.
• samsung1

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  11 years ago

  LOL I have used all of these lame excuses
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  The magnetic attraction just pulled my car into the parking lot.
• knight_errant

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  11 years ago

  She really likes me. She's been missing me.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  I really needed to take a piss...
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  A meet with vm!
• goodsouthernboy

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  11 years ago

  @ gawker, that was actually true for me once. My choices were to piss on the side of the road, at a McDonald's or at the SC, so I picked the SC
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  I thought it was a regular bar.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  When a stripper asks me why I'm there, I just tell them "My dick's not going to suck itself. "
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Just needed a place to sleep
• sexualchoc

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  11 years ago

  My friend tricked me into coming here....
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I like to be around successful people
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Was having a business meeting
• umissedaspot

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  11 years ago

  Watch the game on the big screen.
  
  Gayest excuse: My buddy was in town.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  Strip Club? What Strip Club? I'm here for the food.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  If I've gone late at night, I've often used the line "It's something to do once everyone goes to sleep".
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  I'm researching characters for a book I'm writing.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  I'm scouting for contestants for a new reality TV show.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I'm a priest sent from God to save some poor lost souls
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  "I'm a creepy old pervert who like to grope women half his age while trying to talk them in leaving me. How much for a blowjob?"
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  "leaving *with* me."
  
  Sheesh. Wish my dick was as fat as my fingers lately...
• mmdv26

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  11 years ago

  I had a hard-on.
• wankfiend

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  11 years ago

  I've used #3 a lot. But my lamest (although true at the time) excuse was "I stopped in to sober up."
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  My friends dragged me in here. Here, let me introduce you to mr zzzzzzz, he is the son of the mafia boss for the county we work in. I'll buy you a dance from the girl of your choice if you don't say anything about seeing me here.
• SuperDude

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  11 years ago

  I wanted to finish my conversation with a dancer about existentialism.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  I had an extra $500 laying around.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  I love her man and I know that she feels the same way about me!
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I became thirsty and came in for a cold drink of water
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Shadowcat-I actually was in the area. After I had visited my sister and her kids, I left her house around ten at night. I could leave by two different directions. The route I chose goes by a strip club. I stopped by. I happened to be in the area.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  My wife fuckin finaly went to bed !
• rell

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  11 years ago

  ive used every last one of those too lol
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I woke up and wasn't gay
• thenumber10

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  11 years ago

  "All my friends are married and went to bed before 10pm"
  "Got paid today"
  And the excuse I used last time "Its my birthday"
• travelingguy

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  11 years ago

  I can't get the Cialis to wear off...
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I go for the intellectual exercise
  
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  The root canal was not painful at all and e-bay woudn't list my bottle of Vicodin
  
  
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I just lost Game 7
• dallas702

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  11 years ago

  I wanted to meet my next girlfriend?
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  Classic Shadowcat thread. This was funny as hell.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Last night I couldn't sleep so I went to the strip club. Thankfully, no 2 amers to report.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  There were police blockades at the other clubs.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  My mom forgot her high heels.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Shit
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Shit bump