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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I stopped by because I called...

I stopped by because I called in earlier to see if mya was working. at the time she was but by the time i got there around 230 on sunday afternoon she was gone. I…

Aga's Highland Tap

Boston, Massachusetts

This club isn't really a strip...

This club isn't really a strip club. It's just a bar with a small "stage" and a pole. This is right in the center of Boston right near the street. So there are a lot…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I was staying at a hotel...

I was staying at a hotel nearby so decided to visit on a Friday afternoon. Like many other downtown clubs in various cities I visited, the club was rather long and narrow. The layout…

Peaches Gentlemen's Club

Cabot, Arkansas

Stopped by this club about 7pm...

Stopped by this club about 7pm and paid a $5 admission. Beers were $3 each, as it was happy hour. About 7 girls were there (ranging from 7-8). Mostly white and younger, but…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

The club is just...

The club is just one large room with a stage at the end and a small stage on the right. Pool tables take up the back. There isn't enough seating for how many…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

FAvorite club to go to in...

FAvorite club to go to in EP. The girls are nice, but don't come too early; they'll hound you for a dance before you can get comfortable. There is a VIP, upstairs and down, but…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Up close layout. When you...

Up close layout. When you come in island in center of club runs across the bar with two poles, one on each end. Plenty of sitting next to runway. Booth sitting next…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club after moving to Winston Salem and honestly I dont know if I will look anywhere else. It is kind of out of the way from downtown and hidden…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

I was here 5/31/2013 and they...

I was here 5/31/2013 and they don't have the $5 steak special anymore (apparently gone as of last year) Also, why is this the ONLY strip club in Portland that doesn't allow you to use…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I was visiting Toronto with some...

I was visiting Toronto with some friends and decided to check out the nightlife. Came here after hitting Dundas Sq. Place was okay, nothing that was really mind-blowing. Drinks were reasonably priced so we sat…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Right as you walk in, it...

Right as you walk in, it looks like the Roxbury. Just a grea tlooking place. Comfortable seating and not bad looking dancers. Not bad at all. Ok, maybe one or two lol Drinks are the…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Visited on a Thursday night at...

Visited on a Thursday night at around 10pm. One main stage in the center and 4 small poles in the four corners around the main stage with ample seating all around. $5 for…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Been to Pink Pony on two...

Been to Pink Pony on two occasions and each time the club was packed! Had to wait a while to find a seat. If you have never been to Atlanta, you will be surprised by…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Some of the Dancers are suprt...

Some of the Dancers are suprt hot, others should have retired years ago. Regardless of the quality of the dancer, they will also sit and talk with you awhile before asking for a Dance. One…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I can't stay at this place...

I can't stay at this place for more than an hour at a time. Uncomfortable seats, strobe lights blinding, constant buy the lady a drink hustle just zap my energy. Its good in small…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I only get to kalamzoo so...

I only get to kalamzoo so often. When i do, i go here. great girls but your money's worth is in the VIP dances. Not sure if i've noticed a big change over since the…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

This club is clean and very...

This club is clean and very nice. I stopped by on a Monday night, and was impressed by the energy of the dancers even though there were only a few customers inside. The girls are…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited last Sunday, right before...

I visited last Sunday, right before Memorial Day, and this place was packed. As soon as you walk in, there's a long stage that goes most of the length of the primary seating area, and…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

This place is getting better, but...

This place is getting better, but still has its issues, mainly management. 20 dollar cover on sat pm after 7. Certain management members cracking down on girls in the cd room. Bartenders…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

I agree with skibum's assessment. ...

I agree with skibum's assessment. Nice club. Quaint is a good description. I've been there several times and the girls are always friendly and pleasant. Tori has taken a few of…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

We've visited this club a handful...

We've visited this club a handful of times and liked all of our visits expect for our most recent one. We went on a Thursday after a concert at Rams Head Live. It seems the…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

I stopped by a couple of...

I stopped by a couple of weeks ago after a stop at Dollies. There were 4 dancers when i first got there and none were better than a four. All the ladies were…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and thought I would check this place out. Inside it is somewhat small, it is clean though and the bouncer and bartender were friendly. I was literally the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Well another so-s0 trip to Platinum...

Well another so-s0 trip to Platinum Plus. I visited on a Tuesday and it was pretty dead...maybe 3 customers and I only saw 3 dancers. I did go with an open mind planning…

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

I was visiting the area for...

I was visiting the area for a few Amy's and drove by and saw a cute young girl...yes girl.. She is barely 18..Mustang... Sitting outside he odor.. I drove up and asked if it was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

It pays to read the reviews,...

It pays to read the reviews, see what is of interest in those reviews, then PM previous reviewers for further details. I did that in this case and it helped tremendously. The prior…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

More hot dancers during the afternoon...

More hot dancers during the afternoon than I have seen during the week at other clubs! I was well taken care of both visually and with the quality of the lap dances after stopping…

Centerfold

Hot Springs, Arkansas

I wasn't too impressed my first...

I wasn't too impressed my first visit bunch of old ladies. Came back and it was awesome! Only 3 or 4 dancers all very attractive! Lap dances were reasonable but you do have to bring…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Ricks has really taken a dive...

Ricks has really taken a dive from it's former glory days. This was the third stop on for my escapade and I regretted stopping in. There were at most 5 dancers and none of…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

I've been here many times over...

I've been here many times over the past 20 years. I am amazed this place still functions. The night I was there, the best looking dancer in the place was so drunk the barmaid cut…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Visited around 6PM on a Sunday....

Visited around 6PM on a Sunday. There were about 6 girls working - in the 6-7 range. "Star" was the highlight. Not many patrons in the place at the time, and mostly just sitting at…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This wasy first gentlemens club I'n...

This wasy first gentlemens club I'n 2013 haven't been in one since the summer 2011 haha anyways my girlfriend had just broken up with me and was having an awful day. My bro…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

First visit to this club. Standard...

First visit to this club. Standard for EP BYOB can smoke inside no need to pay extra for that "like koi". 10 bucks gets you in 20 a lab dance and you get what you…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Girls are super friendly, dances are...

Girls are super friendly, dances are pretty good for a state with a pasties and no-touch rule. Not exactly Portland or New Orleans, but for Columbus you get a nice place. Way more…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

From the outside it doesn't look...

From the outside it doesn't look very impressive. Outside tables and chairs, usually a few people outside sitting down. The bar is well lit, more like a normal bar than a strip club bar. This…

Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

Stopped in after a movie one...

Stopped in after a movie one night about a month ago. Snap judgement: this place is lame. The gals I saw were ok, but only two were visible during my time there and…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

I haven't been to this club...

I haven't been to this club since it was JD's, so I appreciate the numerous reviews as of late. I really enjoyed the old crowd going back to the Rumors days (Mashawna, Naughty, Silky,…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I went to arnies because of...

I went to arnies because of all the stories i heard about it.it located in harvey,if you not from the suburbs it can be considered a long drive. The area is not that bad,but i…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Man kayak club is the bomb....

Man kayak club is the bomb. Want to be treated like a king, this club is for you. It's going to cost you though.....50bucks prepay entry, and 40 if military/student. You walk in a small…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A true contrast can be had...

A true contrast can be had at this facility...visited on a Saturday night and was overwhelmed by the amount of mingling going on in the main bar area between patron and employee. Very friendly staff…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Pittsburgh. The girls are always amazing and your money goes far here. When I walked in I was greeted by a bouncer who checked ID. Had free VIP so…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Like the first review the...

Like the first review the inside looks great but outside look like old pizza hut building. I was at club 1444 and S.I. early that evening and spent most of my money but I…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

This is NOT a club to...

This is NOT a club to go at nighttime. Instead, sneak out early and go in the day; it has the best selection of girls I've seen on the block in the past 5 years…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This place is ok to visit...

This place is ok to visit once in a while but I wouldn't consider it a regular club, the floor layout is not great as there are 2 stages in each corner but there are usually…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Lots of new girls all of...

Lots of new girls all of a sudden it seems, even accounting for the normal turnover. None were particularly good looking and their lack of skills was annoying to say the least. I danced with a…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

This club was a HUGE disappointment....

This club was a HUGE disappointment. The cover charge was $25. Lap dances were $25. The second a girl comes near you a waitress will come up and pressure you into buying…

Stringfellows

London, England

Hi PL's Another trip to London...

Hi PL's Another trip to London and a visit to Stringfellows. Once again, just amazing women. Everything from Russian to the local flavor with even a little south american thrown in.…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

First time at this club, parking...

First time at this club, parking can be a issue, I had to park very back of the bldg, both parking sides was full. It cost $10 to enter (free sodas). When I went…

Stiletto's Cabaret

Euless, Texas

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Stilettos. I went while on business in Dallas, and chose Stilettos due to the reviews. Stilettos was easy to find, nothing special from the outside and the…

Surfin' Sand Bar

Kingston, Oklahoma

This club is fairly small and...

This club is fairly small and has a vip section but everything is all in the same area. The lap dance area is literally 20 feet to the left of the only stage. Security rotates…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

As noted in previous reviews, finding...

As noted in previous reviews, finding this club is a bit tough, but worth the effort. If you find Chili's, find the steps going down to Atlantis, in the basement. I was pleasantly…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

So I finally made it back...

So I finally made it back to Spanky’s east. I know they keep saying it’s under new ownership, but I see the person I told was the owner still around. Maybe he was…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is probably one of...

This place is probably one of the nicer looking clubs unfortunately what's inside matters. After parking in the lot and going in, I noticed quite a bit of rowdy and rude customers. There…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

First visit to PP. I parked...

First visit to PP. I parked in the lot, got to the door and was greeted by a guard who was talking on his cell. he told me it was $5 to park. Nice. $5…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Hello DC!!! Now this might...

Hello DC!!! Now this might be the best "black" booty shaking club in America now. I have been to Atlanta, Detroit, Sue's In NYC and Miami---but this was off the chain.…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Saturday night during after hours. I was probably there at 5AM-6AM but I was so drunk that I don't really remember. I wasn't expecting much from this place…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This is another very unique club....

This is another very unique club. You never know what you'll get when you walk through the door! Normally between 5 - 15 girls working in the afternoon. Most are Mexican and Black as there…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on a Monday Evening....

Stopped in on a Monday Evening. The Hamilton clubs all seem to have a $10 dance day and Monday is the day here. Typical of setup of the others (I have not yet been to…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several time and always enjoyed my self. I stopped in a few weeks back on a Tuesday at 5 was charged the $5.00 cover and sat at the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice place, free cover before 7PM....

Nice place, free cover before 7PM. I ordered some food and waited for the shift change to happen at 8, I'm really glad I took the time to survey the girls and waiting because…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Made a trip to Minneapolis for...

Made a trip to Minneapolis for work this week and the one hot spot on my itinerary was KOD. I haven't been here in over a year, but not much has changed since my…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

On a Saturday my wife and...

On a Saturday my wife and I were traveling through Des Moines. Since we had some errands that took us to West Des Moines, we decided to stay on that side of town and…

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, Louisiana

HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm...

HOLY CRAP!!! I can't believe I'm writing a review admitting that I even went to this place. First of all, this is not really even a strip club. This is a brothel, plain and…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

My wife and I traveled to...

My wife and I traveled to Council Bluffs for a “date night”. Just as Casino Cab was arriving at the Playhouse, security came out and said they were closing because of the approaching storm.…

Diamond Girl's Showbar

Flint, Michigan

I’m on Cloud 9, a review...

I’m on Cloud 9, a review of my favorite past time, my home away from home, post retirement, and after my divorce… Not that this has completely lead to it, but it has certainly contributed…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Happened to be passing by the...

Happened to be passing by the Brass Flamingo after wrapping up work a bit early. The parking lot was packed and it was before 4PM, which I took as a good sign. The…

Baby Dolls

King, North Carolina

I stopped by this place on...

I stopped by this place on Saturday around 4 pm. There was about 5 dancers on shift, looking quite good (the big breasted girl next door look). I sat down and drank a beer (specials…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

Got there near to midnight and...

Got there near to midnight and the club was nearly empty. I sat at the stage for a bit, and wasn't impressed by the dancers that were working that night. I used to…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

I visited this club last night,...

I visited this club last night, arrived around 9:00 PM. the parking lot is in the back of the club and the enterence door is unmarked. When I entered there was no one at…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

First time to Cleopatra, this past...

First time to Cleopatra, this past weekend. Avoided the club previously due to poor dancer quality (as per previous posts). Decided to try the place. Well, dancer quality is indeed poor - some older (40's, even 50's -…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Paid a visit to Bourbon Street...

Paid a visit to Bourbon Street during a business trip to the area. Although there are better clubs during the day shift, Bourbon Street really takes the cake during the evenings. The club…

Pulse Gentlemen's Club

Staten Island, New York

This is a new club located...

This is a new club located where lipstick used to be. For Staten Island it's super posh. Opperated by the managementis the same that owns Curves. I happen to like this place. It has loads…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Hot, hot, hot! That about...

Hot, hot, hot! That about says it all. Bourbon Street is consistently one of the top clubs I have ever been in for beautiful and friendly ladies. I have been impressed many times and…

Mascara's Gentleman's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Well to start off with, this...

Well to start off with, this club is no where near a white club. it's very hood lol. but the music was good and the drinks were alright but it was a bikini bar, which…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Came here on a Saturday night...

Came here on a Saturday night for a bachelor party. We came in around 7 or 8, there was still seating for our whole group. You never had to wait more than a…

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Marry? Yes or no?

sharkhunter mentioned in another topic, "My older brother told me if he had to do it over again, he would have never gotten married." Made me think. Now this is mostly for the older TUSCLers that are or have been married. Knowing…

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Interesting Dinner with SA Gal - ROB - SS?

In addition to strip clubbing, I play the SA (seeking arrangement) game. After some phone calls and texts I decided to meet A for drinks / dinner at a Steak House near where she lived. Her SA profile said she…

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Phily strip club for sale $125k

http://philly.curbed.com/archives/2013/06/04/bargain-basement-price-for-your-basic-basement-strip-club.php

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R.I.P. Deacon Jones

RIP, "Secretary of Defense" as a member of the Los Angeles Rams "Fearsome Foursome". (Defensive End, #75). Hall of Fame Inductee, and Presenter (for former coach George Allen). Outside of football, love the Miller Lite commercial he appeared in. St.…

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Do you love women or?

I don't know why i just remembered this but I did, and it kind of makes an interesting question or something to think about. Years ago on one of my first trips to the strip club with my uncle, my…

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Moose Knuckles?

Sheesh! Please tell me that I am not the last old phart tuscl regular to learn the meaning of this term as used in the current vernacular.

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T.U.S.C.L.

What was before tuscl ? Or has tuscl always been #1

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Typical strip club management

When the Cleveland Christie's cabaret dancer fell over the balcony and ended up in a coma there was some idiot manager who was more concerned about blood staining on the carpet

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Cleveland vs Columbus

I have noticed similarities between the two cities. Diamonds mens club similar to Columbus gold Christie's similar to sirens Hustler similar to Kahoots Any other thoughts on this overlap of club styles

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Justice works in strange ways.

TAMPA — An accused pimp who escaped a raft of prostitution-related charges without serving prison time is now facing two decades behind bars after authorities say he committed a probation violation by visiting a Tampa strip club. Charles Fox, 38, was…

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Attempted 2AMer

BLUEFIELD[WV] — A Mercer County man was arrested today on attempted murder charges stemming from an incident early this morning at the Sweet Dreams strip club on Grassy Branch Road outside of the Bluefield city limits. Richard Saunders, 22, of…

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Christine's Cabaret in Philly?

I heard that the owners of Cheerleaders are opening a club at the old Christine's location. Anyone have any idea when it might be opening? It's a shame to let that place go to waste.

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2 Drink Minimum

Became a regular at my favorite club and was told after a year that they have a two drink minimum. Pissed me off that in a dead club they would send a waitress over to tell me I needed…

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HIGH PRICE FOR EXTRAS

I am sort of wondering something.... living in El Paso we have access to Juarez just across the bridge. I have been to The Cabaret, Lamplighter Westside Lounge and others.... although you can get pretty much whatever you want…

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Summertime Health Hazards

Just wanted to let ya'll know I was almost killed by a common Southern Summer Health Hazard. On my way to work, I see this beautiful slender red head jogging in a pair of spandex shorts and sports bra.…

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OT:Cars Again

I was reading that thread about what you drive and got to thinking. Growing up, did you come from a station wagon family or a van family? I come from a van family. VW Bus, VW Vanagon,…

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Juice crew superpowers

What superpowers do you get as part of the Juice crew? I'm considering a formal join. You see...I'm kind of like Batman. He never formally joined the Justice League because he is a brooding loner type. But Batman also did…

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News we can use.

ATLANTA (AP) - Atlanta's city council has rejected legislation that would have forced adult entertainment clubs and shops along Cheshire Bridge Road to move within five years. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports (http://bit.ly/11Ucc8u) that Councilman Alex Wan's legislation failed by a 9…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

It was a long week so...

It was a long week so I decided to give this place a try. I pass by it everyday so I was curious, and boy was I pleased. There is a good number of attractive…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

I went out barhopping on Saturday...

I went out barhopping on Saturday night and tried Francois. Never been there before and tried a quick preview. As you enter, the bar is on the right side and tables are on the left.…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

The place is immaculate. Brand...

The place is immaculate. Brand new building (I think) on its own street that you are not able to see from the road. I was coming back from the movies and fortunately made…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I recently stopped by the club...

I recently stopped by the club on a Thursday night before taking off on a business trip. I arrived early in the evening when cover was still $10. Non-alcoholic drinks were $5 with a…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I made it back to the...

I made it back to the Penthouse Club this last FRI night after having not visited for a few months. As usual it is always a sparkling club inside although the white walls near…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ok, the monetary value got a...

Ok, the monetary value got a 9 because it was a Monday review and Monday is $10 a dance day. And I really wanted to go to BT's and do a new review but I just…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Another night of debauchery for me...

Another night of debauchery for me and my pal. Went in for a few beers before hitting the Patterson strip and ended up staying most of the night. All the ladies play off…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

The most hands on place around!...

The most hands on place around! The cover is a little steep, but considering you bring the beer it is not too bad. Girls are very friendly. Most are 5-7.5's....a few higher and a few…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

My ATF had been suspended from...

My ATF had been suspended from this club and I thought she was returning to work so I arrived about 4:00 pm and settled myself at a table with a good view of the stage.…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Went a few weeks ago after...

Went a few weeks ago after work because I had heard it was renovated and it sure was. A really nice front area that looks like a normal bar / club and then a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Great hidden gem. You have two...

Great hidden gem. You have two other clubs nearby. One is skybox... Girls look rough there and club 390, bouncers are douchebags and place is overpriced. Club o has better girls and its full nude…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I arrived at the club at...

I arrived at the club at about two minutes to 7 pm. The door fee increases from five dollars, to fifteen dollars at seven pm. They charged me the fifteen. Fine, they said they were…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Based on the ratings on TUSCL,...

Based on the ratings on TUSCL, I decided to check out PoleKatz. The previous review by Jim is really good and captures the details very accurately. I will add my notes. The club is in…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Went a couple of weeks ago...

Went a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. Rarely had a bad outing at Beamers, even though I don't go very often and usually toward opening time. Was having a rough…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

This was my second trip in...

This was my second trip in a few weeks from the nation's college basketball capital Louisville) to the closest place where ladies still take their clothes off for men. My first trip, I went to…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I wrote a review of this place but I've been coming here almost once a week for the past few months. I used to come during the daytime but…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This club is best known for...

This club is best known for its private dances. The best deal is 3 for $60. Also, throughout the night they have lap dance specials like 4 songs for $60 which is nice.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to Cowboys in a few weeks. I come from Louisville, where they play better college basketball but they have really, really bad laws concerning other important things, namely naked…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

For a Monday night at a...

For a Monday night at a club in Maine, this was a surprisingly good visit. PTs is a pretty nice club -- large but not cavernous, comfy chairs, and clean bathrooms. The club is dark,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

I visit Cheetah's at lunch to...

I visit Cheetah's at lunch to enjoy the Free Buffet and enjoy the view. The dancers perform on a raised stage with two poles. They do one or two songs per dancer.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Interesting By your own Bear (BYOB)...

Interesting By your own Bear (BYOB) policy. Most time I choose to buy the non-alcoholic bear. Take similar. Dancer qualify is on par or a little lower than Beamer in look department but dance is…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

The club is nice and the...

The club is nice and the girls are hot but the rules of clubs in Orlando make it a waste of time and money. You'll meet a hot chick, she'll barely touch you but still…

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

So I ended up working here...

So I ended up working here one night on vacation this past Friday. The interior was beautiful, and it was decorated with class. As a smoker, I didn't mind, but it can get…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas for some...

I was in Vegas for some fun, and decided to hit up a club as a way of chilling after the weekend. Based on proximity to my hotel, my budget, and the reviews on here,…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Was back in Denver for business,...

Was back in Denver for business, this time on a Wednesday night and decided to how the weeknights compare. Couldn't find my hottie from the previous visit a few weeks earlier, but found a…

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C'mon everybody

CHILL !

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Spending Totals

Just did a big change-over from MS Money to Quickbooks and Quicken, got all the old computer files into one place and converted them into a whopper of a spreadsheet. And here's what I learned: In the department of "adult entertainment"…

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Dancer I just met "Don't you want to take me home?"

Me, no, I live an hour away. her, well I live an hour and a half away. Ever found yourself in some kind of crazy argument with a dancer?

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My last thread went over so well . . .

Haven't heard from some of the NY members in a while, and here's why: You guys are pretty photogenic. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/104-johns-nabbed-nassau-county-pay-sex-article-1.1361717

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its not in the glossary

What does this STD stand for ? Its not in the glossary of terms ????

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their should be a proping system ?

Thank about it you like what some one is doing or not you could go to their pafe and prop kinda like a poke that you dig them

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best pie day of my life

Dude i had the best of all 3 today 1 beef pot pie 2 keylime pie 3 hair pussy pie I had a nice meal and got to tag some stripper pussy I've been chasing for 6 months....fuckin good shit !

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Nominating Goodsoutherndude for...

Coo-el TUSCL contributor and generally nice dude! Discussion?

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What does Yoda sound like...

When he is getting a really good BBBJ?

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South Carolina Beach strip clubs.

What stripclubs in s.c. are the best? Which ones offer extras and what are the price ranges.

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Just saying hey to my juice crew people

Juice tv is up and going.....cheack out the first video of this dip shit saying hey...this could very well be a wave of new begging on tuscl:...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-gUmLi8sW8

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OK Clubber. Time to get your shit together. :)

http://www.newtondailynews.com/2013/06/03/vendor-has-different-take-on-pole-at-motorcycle-rally/anglow1/

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Ode To My ATF

Just waxing poetics- This is an ode to my ATF A beautiful lass who's ass is the best It's tight and it's taught, with just enough play It wiggles and jiggles, this and that way A bubble of booty that's truly unique That…

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Stopping by Ricks in Indy tomorrow...any dancers recommened there?

Looking to go in Ricks and have a blast. Haven't figured out who is who yet so if anyone could help me narrow it down to a few girls with a little about each girl and why you personally recommend…

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Thus it was written and shall cum to pass

In all honesty it is more belivable that we were created by a more advanced human forum that became God like and created us just like we our selves are on the verge of doing...in the near future we ourselves…

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Popeyes Chicken

I went the other day and they had 2 new specials. They now serve vegetables. One special was 2 thighs with a zukini in the middle. It was called the doggy special. The other was 2 big breasts with a…

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Furthest travel to SC

What is the furthest you've ever travelled to a strip club? So I was thinkin' and thinkin' 'til the weren't nothin' I ain't thunk and I said to myself, "self, strip clubs on Yoda's homeworld, do you think they have, hmmm?" So…

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Different Songs

I got a question for my brothers & sisters. What's your favorite music for dancers to dance too? What would you like to hear a dancer dancing too? I know that what I like to hear while…

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Time to move?

obama vs. Xi Jinping

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juice crew fans

Join me on facebook...create alse accounts on facebook and follow me on their if your a true fan and all....its a good way to stop pissing my none fan base and to grow and club and get to meet my…

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Fresh Produce

I love the cucumbers what do you enjoy from the produce department to eat out of a wet dripping pussy ?

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AIDS, herpes, STDs, & now cancer too

News like this makes me sad. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/michael-douglas-oral-sex-caused-throat-cancer-article-1.1361097 And just in case you're thinking, 'If I avoid DATY and go with BBFS instead, i'll be ok.' well then instead of oral cancer you'd end up with penile cancer. :(

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Favorite cuisine?

What is your favorite type of food to have in the strip club? I'm thinkin' and I'm thinkin' 'til the nothin' I ain't thunk... And I think that if I started a strip club that served food it would be Klingon…

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Favorite comedian

There's been a lot of the "favorite" threads going around lately so I thought I'd jump on it too, even if I'm late to the party. So who's your favorite comedian? Dave Chapelle is the man in my…

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Nice

Getting a blow job by one dancer and getting my salid tossed by another one back in the vip rooms

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Cum

What spot is your all time fave cum spot shot ? Mine is the titts

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Crazy Sloppy Joe

CSJ should go into the acranim section on tuscl cuz we all love to be crazy sloppy Joe' D !

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June 2

It's time to get that dick wet !

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Brooklyn 2AMer.

BROOKLYN — An unidentified man died after he was shot several times early Sunday while he was in the alley near Roxy's, a strip club in Brooklyn. His identity was not released pending notification of his family. The shooting occurred at…

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Churches Chicken

Know i ant no huge fella but I be goddamn if this ant the best chicken in town. I'm in the bad part of town down in the old south and this greezy ass chicken house is giving me a…

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Finally, What We've All Wanted: A Movie about the Men's Room Attendant at a St

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/head-film-review-561457

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MIAMI HEAT PLAYERS HIT STRIP CLUB THE NIGHT BEFORE GAME 6 LOSS.

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/nba-news-and-rumors/articles/171029-stripper-snitches-that-3-heat-players-were-at-an-indianapolis-strip-club-the-night-before-game-6 The 3 Miami players must have liked the VIP room: "I don't know what went on in there, because I left. But they must have been having a lot of fun in there because they were in the room…

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OT: Jessie Ventura/Howard Stern in 2016. Why not? :)

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura is back from his part-time home in Mexico and eagerly spreading the idea he could run for the U.S. presidency in 2016. Ventura volunteered the possibility while at Minnesota's Capitol on Friday…

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Best pick-up line

Is it; "Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?"

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Is it ever wise to let the little head do the thinking?

I am faced with a dilemma next week. I have to choose between two dancers. Logistics won't allow me to do both. They both have their values and faults. Right now the big head is thinking to just flip a…

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She hates Blacks and Latinos

But she sits in the house of Christ every Sunday.

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June 1, 2013

60 years ago today, Queen Elizabeth was coronated. I remember being dragged to a neighbor's house where there was a television and made to watch the ceremony on grainy B & W TV and being told that this was a…

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OT: Religion - Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

Had the inevitable "Religion" conversation with my ATF last night and I discovered that she and I are like minded and I did manage to pry a couple of loud "Oh God's!" from her lips after her shift was over... So…

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Honesty

If your in a non extras club just do the juice system.....offer $250 in the club for OTC and increase every week or month the amount until one of thise bitches takes the bait

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SR LV

Stay away. I am reporting live from The front lines. This place sucks. Too crowded and too much bullshit. Asshole security. I understand but fuck that. Stay away. No real review needed.…

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LDK Style Protocol

So, I've never LDK'd What do you do next? Leave the club and go home and clean up? Sit with wet goo the rest of the night? Keep a spare set of clothes in your trunk?

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snackbox system

Step 1 hand her money Step 2 cum in pants

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Strippers that "harass" for tips

So a I went to a Spearmint Rhino (wasn't impressed overall and I really hated the ladies bathroom situation but I'll save that for a review) One of the dancers err... No one was really tipping her because she…

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OT. Luxor

Nothing important. Just wanted y'all to know that the Luxor smells like Play Doh.

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ROB talking SS

Many gals whether strippers, escorts, or women off Sugar Dating sites (I consider them all providers) are Rip Off Bitches. I don't pay for services not performed and try to keep pop in the 100-150 range. Certainly a…

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Bullwinkle, Clubber & all the other Asian Fetish boys

Saw this mentioned on an SW thread. Sadly this event already took place (in the LA area, i think). But there's always next year: http://asianmodelpalooza.com/blog/

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Green cards

The topic on proposals got me to thinking. Are there any strippers out there that are working in the clubs in hopes of snagging a husband so that they could stay in the country legally? I personally haven't heard of…

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Is it possible to get better with age?

Flipping thru the channels this afternoon, I ran across one if those half hour TV commercials selling a CD with songs from the 50's, 60's and 70's. It was hosted by Peter "Hollywood Squares" Marshall and Debby "You Light…

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Take a chance or sure thing?

You're heading off on a trip to a city where you have been to a SC before and had a damn good time. The club in question exceeded your expectations and you left a "happy" camper. It's been…

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Bare-to-bare contact

Thursday night I again had a couple of the finest LDs I've ever had. The girl and I bare bared our pudenda and she humped me. The first girl resisted cumming, but the second one did not; she…

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Sass on SassyBecca

I heard that SassyBecca is blowing homeless dudes, swallowing their cum, and paying them. She does this 'cos she's like Robin Hood. She takes money from rich investment bankers in the club (where she sucks cock and drinks cum for…

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Maine Zumba Instructor Gets 10-Month Sentence, $58,000 Fine

ALFRED, Maine—The now infamous Zumba instructor-cum-part-time-prostitute who plied both trades out of her Kennebunk, Maine, dance studio was today sentenced to 10 months in jail, according to the Bangor Daily News, which reported that 30-year-old Alexis Wright was sentenced to…

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Teen's $54K bar tab in Japan won't have to be paid in full

A father in Japan is breathing a sigh of relief. It turns out he won't have to pay off the insane bar tab his son ran up in 2010. The 16-year-old took his father's credit card before beginning a tour…

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ATF

Has anytime ever had an ATF call you and ask if you are coming to the club and if not she's not going to go to work tonight ?

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Club List

How many of you fellas have a to go to club list ? I have a big list of clubs I'm dying to go see

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Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham

She recently released a sextape called Backdoor Teen Mom. A question to all of the TUSCL members out there: hot or not? Would you pound that pussy? http://www.pornmaxim.com/video/5346691/Teen_Mom_Farrah_Abraham_Sex_Video

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june 1, 2013

Go down to your fav club and tell me about it

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The Fanny Pack Methoid

First you drill a whole the size of your dick in the back of the bag Second you place the bag in front of your dick and slide that monster of a cock into the bag Now go to the club and…

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Ricks Tally Ho Buffalo NY

Does anyone remember a dancer named Malibu.

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Getting hard just reading a good juicy review.

Anyone else out there get a boner when reading some of these reviews? I have to admit, my dick get's hard when I read some of these reviews, especially when the guy cums during the lapdance or get's extras.

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guezz whoooo

I b all kinds of be shitin on my face and like dajuice fucka sucks

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The Dangers of Multi-Tasking

Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes 8:48 AM, May 30, 2013 Associated Press FILED UNDER News Nation/World ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with…

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Messages Suck

I'm about to introduce my saliva to a stranger when politics hit the floor?! What the fuck?!? Keep your save the world strategies to yourselves.

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Update on San Antonio

A month ago, a judge denied the appeal by San Antonio SC owners of the City ordinance banning topless clubs (unless they go through the Sexually-Oriented Business rigamarole. This week was my first visit to San Antonio since the…

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Do you, or don't you?

If you are getting a lap dance and nothing extra has been discussed, do you stop her if she's about to make you cum, and you aren't prepared? This has happened to me twice. The first time toward the end…

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Another way to piss off your money in Vegas.

LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL There's something about a comeback that everybody loves. There's Michael Jordan leaving the baseball diamond for the basketball court, Carlton Fisk's game-winning home run in Game 6 of the World Series against Cincinnati in 1975, George Foreman putting…

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Move over JennaHaze. Hello Angelica!

http://video.xnxx.com/video3946738/free_passwords_at_www.goddessesfootboys.com_-_www.goddessesfootboys.com

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Rent Time Stampede

Been getting texts from different gals all day about meeting up. Decision time. Won't be going to any SC's this weekend, my wallet will be dented enough as is.

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Alutard 2

<i>If you don't like reading my thoughts about you & your other PRIVACY violators, you have two options to deal with it. BLOCK/IGNORE me with that button. OR simply delete the PM unread. BUT no you decide to VIOLATE the…

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68 or 69 ?

¿ 69 or 68

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"I see dead people!"

Ok not really but who can resist that classic line from M. Night Shyamalan's 1999 movie "The Sixth Sense". Actually what I see is strippers. I took my ATF to one of the major mall's in my neck of the…

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May 31, 2013

Rise and shine its tits and ass time !

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PM from Alucard 1

<i>"I think Alucard on the TV would be a good show" I'm not interesting enough for TV. But all you vile Assholes would make lots of incendiary comments & that's GOOD rating stuff.</i> --- I'm gonna post my PMs from Alutard because I am…

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To protect & Serve.

On Nov. 9, undercover Officers Paul Madsen and Antonio Ortega spent about six and a half hours while on duty at The Penthouse Club, 1801 N West Shore Blvd., according to Tampa Police Chief Jane Castor. The officers drank before…

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Another one bites the dust.

Sorry, Saturday night skin-seekers, but Minneapolis is one strip club down. Earlier this month downtown gentlemen's club Lure quietly locked its doors after losing its liquor license due to unpaid taxes. A handwritten sign inside the darkened Hennepin Avenue club…

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OT: Top 1% Control 39% of World's Wealth

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100780163 The wealthiest 1 percent now control 39 percent of the world's wealth, and their share is likely to grow in the coming years, according to a new report. The world's total private wealth grew 7.8 percent last year to $135…

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Pink Pony strip club sues Georgia city of Brookhaven for booze and girls

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/318902/58/Strip-club-sues-city-for-booze-and-girls This reminds me of a favorite asshole lawyers story. A friend of mine is a new associate in a law firm of three partners. He is the first and only associate attorney they have. A week before Christmas, the most…

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OT:Pre-conceived Notions

The first time I saw what little they showed of the new Superman trailer, I was disgusted. Not another Superman movie. The seed was planted in my mind-I will not like this movie. I will…

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SassyBecca endgame?

Mr Moose, I know you are getting bored with the stripper BS...but you need to go out with a blaze of glory! Sit down and try to channel the Juiceman my brother. He'll, just copy and paste some of Juice's…

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just in case

If you ever wondered what juice looks like having sex with a hot stripper...well....just look at my new avatar pick.....its 100% true on how it looks

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First "Official" Mexican-American Playboy Playmate of the Year. Ay!!!!!! Caramb

Mexican-Americans everywhere are rejoicing and partying. One of our own has made it big time. Finally, Playboy has selected a Mexican-American girl to be the PMOY. Raquel Pomplun was born in California, but raised in Tijuana, Mexico.…

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Juice T.V.

Currently looking into doing a YouTube page so I can do some Juice T.V. and yes I will be wearing a mask....and others as well if on the show.....I have a lot of ideas on what to show on it…