Tip Of The Day-Don't Be Creepy
In life, but in the strip club in PARTICULAR, don't be creepy. Don't be that guy that stares without blinking. Don't fidget incessantly. Smile a little. Be relaxed-tension can be sensed/felt by others. Once again, don't be creepy.
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Maybe he is.
I guess that's why I tend to find favorite(s) and stick with them. I know I'm missing out... but at least I'm in comfort zone.
I am serious. I envy people that can smile at will and are photogenic. I come off looking like a cop - which in a strip club in not always good.
I am creepy due to being large and ugly, but I can't really help that. I stage tip pretty much everyone, perhaps the best ice breaker. I know a few stupid jokes for lulls in the conversation. (Sex jokes are almost always ok. Although most strippers are twisted enough for the "baby with forks in it's eyes" type of jokes, don't tell these jokes on first meeting.)
Only one? There is a semi-regular at one of my favorite clubs that looks like love child of Howard Stern & Alice Cooper. Add to that he's about 6'6" and he is just about the oddest looking duck I've seen in or out of clubs.
I've never seen him get a dance. I think the girls are truly afraid of this dude.
Other than that I've hit it off well with some dancers even if I was talking about aliens, ghosts, or other weird stuff. I occassionally have complete strangers come up to me and start talking like crazy. Maybe I should research how to be creepy. I guess if I had fangs that might be a start. no, I'd probably meet dancers that are into vampires.