Percent of Time You Think about Sex?
jackslash
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Yesterday I was sitting in the club with my new fav and 2 of her friends, drinking and chatting. My fav caught me looking a young attractive blonde stripper on stage, and said, "I bet you're thinking about sex." I admitted I was, but in my defense I said I thought about sex 95% of the time. The 3 strippers were incredulous. So I asked them how much they thought about sex. Their range was 5% to 20%. I asked what the hell they thought about most of the time, and they said "family", "bills", and "weight." I'd rather think about sex.
So what percent of the time do you think about sex?
So what percent of the time do you think about sex?
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Before I burned out in March, 50-60%. Now, probably 30%.
I seem to spend more time thinking about aliens, galaxies, and other dimensions rather than sex. If I have trouble going to sleep, I visualize a girl or girls giving me a bj and I fall asleep right away. A couple of times I fell asleep like that and the girl wouldn't stop sucking. It was a crash landing and there was no food around except of course whatever semen she could get. Darn article I read said semen had all the nutrients a girl needed and when I went to sleep, it seemed like non stop sex. I met some hot alien girls in my dreams too. It wasn't even a beer commercial.
The other night I fell asleep and discovered I was the only guy in a fallout bunker with a lot of girls who didn't bring any sex toys. They told me I couldn't leave. Too much worry about radiation. After I had a ton of kids we all left the bunker. Just my luck, we found two other bunkers but no guys. The leaders of the other two bunkers wanted to have a private meeting with me. All my kids were happier when we finally found a bunker with a lot of kids not related to me. Kind of like dreaming about a world after nuclear war.
hmm, There don't seem to be very many sexual sci fi writers. I might have missed an opportunity. I thought that was the problem with porn movies. They get boring real quick if you want to use your imagination.