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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
My current number 1 fav told me her car was in the shop, but she was $100 short of what the mechanic wanted to fix it. I offered to loan her the $100 and SHE TURNED IT DOWN. Said she didn't like borrowing money from people, she'd just come in to the club the next day and work another shift. Have I crossed over to that other universe with the passenger blimps?

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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
I regularly loan money to my favs and have never been ripped off.
Club_Goer_Seattle
11 years ago
ilbbaicnl, You are a rare situation. The most common advice given on TUSCL seems to be, "Don't loan money to a dancer." I've never gotten one dollar back of any money I've ever "loaned" to dancers.
Papi_Chulo
11 years ago
Dancers are like 3rd world countries – you can forget about them paying back their loans.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
I think it's because I buy lots of dances from favs, but generally don't tip them except when they're on stage. I end up being the regular of the harder-working, more business-like dancers. They know better than to fuck a lot of future money just for a small quick ripoff. Also (so far) I haven't met any dancer I found attractive who had a bad substance abuse problem. If that every happens, I hope I'll have the strength to walk away from her, since running out of money is often what forces people into rehab.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
It's just an introduction to the opposites.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
@Papi so you think I'm lying? If I were Duo's regular, I think I could probably loan her money and not get ripped off. Although I'm guessing she probably keeps enough of a nest egg to not depend on loans.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
@SS wha?
Lionshare
11 years ago
I got a chick who needs some money. Shes gonna have to work for it though, bc I shall not loan a dancer money, but am more than happy to let her work for it.
Lone_Wolf
11 years ago
On SW they call it the "Double Reverse Turn Down Loan Hustle". You are getting played big time brother.

j/k
duomaxwell
11 years ago
@ilbbaicnl - if people want to just give me money that's one thing, but I don't take "loans". I feel as if it would just lead to kneecaps getting broken.
jester214
11 years ago
I don't loan anyone money. I give it under the assumption I'll never see it again. If they return it I'm happily surprised.
Player11
11 years ago
Even dancers say u should not loan money to dancers.

I only pay for services rendered.
Alucard
11 years ago
Consider yourself lucky.
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