There is a club on Pennyslvania Avenue in DC. I heard they have wild parties and feel like they make the laws. Just look for a white house. If you go missing, we'll believe the worst happened. If you cheated on your tax return they might try to hire you for treasurer secretary or something high up. If you're good at getting bj's in that house or club, they might try to hire you for a top job. The more you lie and make it sound like the truth, the more popular you'll be in the club.
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Pretty good summary of it. We do have some the world's finest trolls, however. If you're gonna do something, might as well do it right!