The Man Test

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"The Sensitivity Course For Men"

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.



3. You always time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.



4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend should ever find out about.



5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.



6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.
You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affection for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.



7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.



8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to an entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.



9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort
of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.



Evaluating Results:

If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you
>> really ARE a man.
>>
If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little
confused.

If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!!!

14 comments

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Dougster
11 years ago
"Sensitive man" = code word for "faggot". Speaking of which, where has MADFAG_ROMEO been lately? Bet he would have answered "A" to all of those.
jackslash
11 years ago
LMFAO
Club_Goer_Seattle
11 years ago
Great piece of humor !!!
tumblingdice
11 years ago
GladFag_Homeo is with Jerry Sandusky.
Dougsterr
11 years ago
"Sensitive man" = code word for "faggot" = code word for ME!
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Sorry it took me so long to reply to Man Test. I was busy changing oil, betting on horses, and yelling at an umpire.
Clubber
11 years ago
Slick,

Did you forget beating on your SO?
SlickSpic
11 years ago
I'm Latino, I beat her first thing in the morning. Gotta have my beans, rice, and eggs.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Plus bacon. Gotta have bacon.
shadowcat
11 years ago
What? No huevos rancheros with chorizo?
SlickSpic
11 years ago
That's for my mid-noon snack.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
There's some good fights on tonight-for free.
crazyjoe
11 years ago
I sit on my front porch with a beer and watch the free fights all the time
JohnSmith69
11 years ago
Funny. 9c is my favorite
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