Thou shalt have not other hobbies before strip clubs
Thou shalt not make any pornographic images of strippers--without their permission
Thou shalt not pound the pussy of thy ATF in vain
Remember the strip club and keep it funky
Honor thy stripper and thy lap dancer
Thou shalt not kill the buzz of thy fellow pussy hounds
Thou shalt commit adultery
Thou shalt not ROB
Thou shalt not bare false titties
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's stripper, nor his lap dance, nor his hand job, nor his blow job, nor his full service, nor anything that is thy neighbor's
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last commentThou shalt not cum during the first lap dance of the evening.
Thou shall negotiate the cost of lap dances up front.
Thou shalt not get so stinking drunk that thou looseth track of lap dances or surly thou shall suffer the denigration of being robbed.
Thou shalt always use cash.
Thou shalt never prepay.
Honor thy waitress and thy bartender for verily they will strengthen thine drink if tipped well.
Behold the wonder of OTC and have faith that the almighty power of $$$ can convert any dancer into a provider if thou have enough $$$ on hand.
Thou shalt pay no higher than $5 per lapper dancer
Thou shalt use a condom when getting extras
Thou shall leave thy debit, atm, and credit cards at home so thou shall not be enticed to spend more tham budgeted.
Ten Commandments
Thou shalt have not other hobbies before strip clubs
Thou shalt not make any pornographic images of strippers--without their permission
Thou shalt not pound the pussy of thy ATF in vain
Remember the strip club and keep it funky
Honor thy stripper and thy lap dancer
Thou shalt not kill the buzz of thy fellow pussy hounds
Thou shalt commit adultery
Thou shalt not ROB
Thou shalt not bare false titties
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's stripper, nor his lap dance, nor his hand job, nor his blow job, nor his full service, nor anything that is thy neighbor's
I was gonna go to the club today but after reading this I think that I will just convert to Islam.
@Shadowcat-Hahahahaha
thou shall not believe the SS a dancer says
Thou shalt not loan a stripper money.
Thou shalt ignore stripper calls to come to the club.
Thou shalt slit thine wrists before considering doing a stripper bareback.
Thou shalt let thine juices blow over unto her
lol good stuff Mojo
Thou shalt be the only one wearing a suit in a dive club.
Thou shalt write honest reviews about ones strip club experiences on tuscl.
Thou shall have plenty of cash on hand
Though shall match lie for lie with said dancer willing to exchange.