PL TEN COMMANDMENTS

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• SuperDude

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt not cum during the first lap dance of the evening.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  Thou shall negotiate the cost of lap dances up front.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt not get so stinking drunk that thou looseth track of lap dances or surly thou shall suffer the denigration of being robbed.
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt always use cash.
  
  Thou shalt never prepay.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  Honor thy waitress and thy bartender for verily they will strengthen thine drink if tipped well.
• MojoDojo

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  11 years ago

  Behold the wonder of OTC and have faith that the almighty power of $$$ can convert any dancer into a provider if thou have enough $$$ on hand.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt pay no higher than $5 per lapper dancer
• bang69

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt use a condom when getting extras
• Lionshare

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  11 years ago

  Thou shall leave thy debit, atm, and credit cards at home so thou shall not be enticed to spend more tham budgeted.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Ten Commandments
  
  1. Thou shalt have not other hobbies before strip clubs
  2. Thou shalt not make any pornographic images of strippers--without their permission
  3. Thou shalt not pound the pussy of thy ATF in vain
  4. Remember the strip club and keep it funky
  5. Honor thy stripper and thy lap dancer
  6. Thou shalt not kill the buzz of thy fellow pussy hounds
  7. Thou shalt commit adultery
  8. Thou shalt not ROB
  9. Thou shalt not bare false titties
  10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's stripper, nor his lap dance, nor his hand job, nor his blow job, nor his full service, nor anything that is thy neighbor's
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  I was gonna go to the club today but after reading this I think that I will just convert to Islam.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Shadowcat-Hahahahaha
• rell

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  11 years ago

  thou shall not believe the SS a dancer says
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  1. Thou shalt not post topic about PL's
• stenton1

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt not loan a stripper money.
  
  Thou shalt ignore stripper calls to come to the club.
  
  Thou shalt slit thine wrists before considering doing a stripper bareback.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt let thine juices blow over unto her
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  lol good stuff Mojo
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt be the only one wearing a suit in a dive club.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  Thou shalt write honest reviews about ones strip club experiences on tuscl.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  Thou shall have plenty of cash on hand
  
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Though shall match lie for lie with said dancer willing to exchange.