What is up with our widdle Mr. Listmaker?

Wow...just wow! Somebody must be off their meds. I have some helpful advice for Monsieur Draques:

1. Sir, don't self medicate sir! Sir, keep your instinct to eschew illegal drugs intact. Is that ok, sir?
2. Sir, please identify a doctor who can write a script for appropriate drugs. You do need drugs sir, but the dose and type should be monitored carefully by a professional (with an M.D. and specialization in psychiatry). Would you be willing to do this, sir?
3. Sir, please try to relax. The TUSCL tag line may say that this is "more than a list" and assert that it is an "evocation of culture". It is, but you, sir, do not have to be a part of said culture if it upsets you. I am concerned for you, sir, and hope that you can take posting on TUSCL in the correct spirit. It is, after all, an excuse for fun. Do you understand that, sir?

Seriously Drac dude. Stick to criticizing 3% beer (and stronger mind-altering substances), infidelity, and the 2nd amendment. That is your shtick. This "messages from another dimension" shtick is Juices'. You don't do it very well. You got the KA-ray-ZEE down, but it isn't "entertaining crazy". We want "entertaining crazy".