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You're batshit.
Pay him/her no mind
jestie: "You're batshit"
Yeah, what jestie said x20.
Also what is list 0?
alutard off his meds again today?
Does anyone know dratula personally? If you do you might want to contact the proper authorities to have him carted off to the looney bin. He could be a danger to himself if he gets access to sharp objects.
Describing yourself gmd?? Hmm...?
With regard to you, yes I am describing myself. More and more every day. But then, at least i know what the word "apathetic" means...
I think alutard has made the profound discovery that if he writes gibberish nobody will understand what the fuck he is talking about. Alutard, always eager to see himself as the genius/rebel/hero, then adds the twist that the problem is not that he is writing genius, but that the "smaller minds" that surround him are "too small" to figure out whatever the fuck that gibberish is supposed to mean.
^^^ "the twist that the problem is not that he is writing genius" <- last word should be "gibberish", of course.
Don't fault the group because of my moron-ness. I try to be smart. I'm just a knuckle dragger.
obviously you don’t know what apathetic means but how about dumb ass? because you are one grade A dumb ass alucard.
^^^ I KNOW the definition. :)
Contestant : Alex I'll take Numbers and Names for $500
Alex : The biggest nut case on TUSCL
Contestant: Who is Alucard?
LOL - ;)
4815162342. I'm Lost
59 = age of many of the biggest faggots on TUSCL (or the same faggot posting under many aliases) - alutard, txtittyfan, tenishomo1776.
29.: 8 Letters!!! LMFAO!!! a. deogol [ "UT" ] b. DoctorPhil [ "A" ] c. Dougster [ "H" ] d. gmd [ "ND" ] e. jester214 [ "U" ] f. shadowcat [ "AA" ] g. SlickSpic [ "N" ] h. txtittyfag [ "UH" ]
3 letters to describe alutard - F.A.G. ! LMFAO!
shadowcat's an african-american? HOLY SHIT!
^^^ who'da thunk it.
So that stripper was right when she grabbed my cock. :)
"People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down "-The Doors
alucard you are an imbecile. that is I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E. go ahead and get your crayons so you can copy it down and ask your psychiatrist what it means. dumbass
Crap, I thought that maybe the fuckwit's list page would die but he must have remembered "the list."
@alucard. your psychiatrist is a crackpot if he thinks that virtually mainstreaming you with the world outside of the asylum by giving you access to the internet was a good idea.
and take those crayons out of your nose. dumbass.
^^^
BUT on cue, I predict most or all of the replies to this post will be from all the attacking & mocking creatures that inhabit and try to ruin the forum & drive away the reasonable members.
What are these names/numbers abbreviation stand for?
That is the number of the Enterprise, the Turd's main mode of transportation. That is Starship Enterprise, not the WW II Aircraft Carrier (CVN 6) nor the later nuclear powered AC (CVN 65). I just wish it would do a fly by of the sanitarium and beam dracula up.
This thread is almost 4 months old and I still miss the point.
867-5309
777-9311.
Brother Alucard my man...thanks for a cryptic but positive mention of yours truly. I am down withe the designation NCC-1701. Served in astrometrics on the 1701D for a while 'til those damn Duras sisters took it out :-(
Joking aside my man, like many here I don't get the point of this thread (unless you're just screwing with our heads...in which case BRAVO). But I know your aren't being mean spirited, just weird. And there ain't nothin wrong with that. Anyhoo...you just keep being you. Nobody else gonna do that job!
Drac likes to screw with his own head.
40.:
G.F........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
^^^ hey, faggot! You surprised not a single person went to bat for in the thread in whether "Alucard." should be deleted? No one else is. Sorry but you really are all alone in your psycho'ness, homo!
Aww man this thread made me laugh so hard. Still don't understand this shizzle. At least alucard said dougster has a girlfriend. Good for you doug E.
And trying to insult me by calling me a homosexual just shows the kind of problems you suffer from. LOL
Geez, alutard, if you looked up the meaning the word you would know that "psycho" is an informal word which does not necessarily imply the person describe is "psychotic". Just crazy.
I have said many times before that as severe and many as your mental problems are, you are not psychotic. In fact, as far as I can tell, even though you are the most mentally messed up person on this board overall, nobody here is so bad that they are "psychotic".
If had meant to say you were "psychotic" I would have said.
Consult the dictionary and learn the technical meanings of words before you say things as stupid as what you just posted.
Well, alutard, since you don't even know that "psycho" is not synonymous with "psychotic" I am going to have say you are have almost no knowledge in the subject matter and just saying what you wish was true, as opposed to what really is true. Now go read so you have some minimal idea what you are talking about.
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G.F........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
WTF? I'm not on "the list" anymore? Alucard! What did I do wrong?
This should move me up to #1. Oh Aluclap! I know your real name and gross income,and boy is it gross.
What's 85, alutard? Your IQ? probably over-estimating a bit, don't you think?
"86"
N.D.I.Q.P.O.T.I.Q. LOL!
the size of alucard’s ass-clown shoes. ROTFLMFAOEIEIO
^^^ 50. עסן דרעק & שטיקער צו טויט!
^^^^sorry alucard but #50 is already taken:
the size of alucard’s ass-clown shoes. ROTFLMFAOEIEIO. dumbass
G.F. is gold fish. He just called everyone on the list a gold fish. That says a lot and also nothing at all
Alucard said for #50 that DoctorPhil "Eats shit and chokes to death" in Yiddish. That's a little harsh bro. Next time, don't write in yiddish
#51 GF keep guessing estafador. Look at that, he even wrote my name in...Macedonian. That's adorable. He's referencing me guessing GF in case you folks are wondering
アーカードを黙ら
How the fuck is this uncipherable thread still alive?
^^^ 52. Држите ГуеÑÑинг
@gsb Alucrazy sais either hold guessing or keep guessing. One of these phrases anyway.
Have I become the new stupid translator?
53.:
G.F........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
THE DOT,glad to see you back.
THE DOT,please give that bitch both barrels,this is like peeking into your xmas gifts.
^^^^3====>)'
5.5 = number of combrid mental disorders that I've identified in alutard so far (autism spectrum disorder, narcissism, masochism, mania, and well on the way to paranoia).
Oooops, jumped the gun. That's 4.5. Only a matter of time until he reveals the 5th, I'm sure though...
Aluqueer! If you make love to your doctor,you can keep your doctor.
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:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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57: Babylon Translation: Beware, I'm waiting for you flower Google Translation: Beware, I'm waiting for you cast Language...Arabic. An eastern asian would smack you for shitting on their language like that
First off I want to thank "The Hobby" for this esteemed honor tonight. I also want to thank all those who supported me in my quest. Finally I want to thank Jeffrey Howard Alutard for making me #1 on his shit list. Good night TUSCL,I love you. (Clapping,Roar,Yeah,Rah,Dice,Dice,Dice,Dice)
Brilliant! Simply brilliant! How have I not seen this before this?
Amazing!
64.:
All the ABOVE - violins in the hands of the Master! If they only knew. LMFAOROTF at all of them!!!
^^^ Looks like Jeffery Howard's megalomania is getting more extreme every day.
GMD! Did you receive a PM lately.
Simply Smashing.
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^^^ That insult has no impact on me Dougster. Why don't you use your 1/2 neuron to try to come up with a different one.
Or maybe you are actually one as you admitted as davids yrs ago and are trying to deflect your self hatred on to others as you really over use the insult.
If it had "no" impact on you, alutard you would simple not respond at all. It obvious has some. Guess logic is not your strong suit, huh? Maybe the 1/4 neuron you have in your brain is not up to the task of saying things which make logical sense. LMFAO!
I respond at times because I like "Sticking It" to you. Other times I ignore your pathetic ass.
Think you're the guy about a dozen or so of us stick it to everyday, alutard. But admit it, that's what you live for! LMFAO!
I'm NOT responsible for your vicious behavior Dougster, nor am I for your minions. YOU are responsible for your own bad behavior.
It's exactly what you want alutard, so you play the poor suffering hero persecute for his righteousness. Your mommy ain't here to give you that sympathy though so maybe time you gave it up already, hmmmmm?
This was hilarious. I laighed so hard I shit. Great shirter reading
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Stop it Jeffrey Howard.
Stop it Jeffrey Howard.
Alacurd is either too funny or too sad depending on how you view him - a psycho or a clown.
Alutard off his mess again?
You're a regular riot Alice.
Psychoturd is amazing. Amazing in that he is a chicken. He puts people on ignore and then takes them off to read what they have yo say and then puts them back on ignore so they can't PM him. Kind of like hiding behind his mother's skirt. He can't survive in the open. I'll betting that he is constantly patting himself on the back (not to be confused with the time he pats himself on the crotch) because he thinks he is so cunning.
This lesson in the reality of the ignore button presented by Alucard [The TUSCL School Master] for the education of jabthehut [Who can't figure out how it works] & other Psycho Clown Assholes who have posted in my thread in the last 3 weeks.
No shit, really? How do you read someone's posts when you have them on ignore?
Next question is that if you actually want to read their comments, why do you have them on ignore in the first place?
Hey GSB don't post in His thread
I just don't spend that much time on the intricacies of the site. I have too much frickin' fun pulling your chain - the one hooked to your clit.
That you prohibit members from PMing you while you PM them is a chicken shit move that causes us to make public what you want to be private. Truly an insane thing. The two PMs you recently sent me would have remained private had you not blocked me from replying via PM. You just couldn't resist, could you? You keep pulling crap and you'll get crap back. As a matter of fact, I used to give doogie a hard time when he seemed to picking on you but then I came to the conclusion that you are Looney Tune.
You're just fine, alutard? Maybe we should ask DoctorPhil about that one?
This is definitely the gayest thread ever.
It is alias "of whom" not "of who" mr. educator of TUSCL. When you place yourself on a pedastal you have to maintain a higher standard than those who don't. Unintended consequence of being a smartass. Why do you continue to egg us on and then complain that we attack you? You are the attacker. I pointed out that I used to go after doogie for his continuing ridicule of you, then your behavior changed my position. Don't get me wrong. I still think doogie howser is a troll but you are crazy hell.
Nothing for you Hard4Dancers. BUT since you think you are SO smart. Figure it out. LMFAO!
Time to Update your age, JHR.
Lol !
People must love this thread! 166 posts...167 with min. Wait, I'll add past 80...
Meow Meow MEOW!!!!
Juice Juice Juice!!!
this is still going on? WTF?
DAYUM!!!!
See "Alucard"--excuse me, Jeffrey--that's what you get for being an Asshole to everyone on the board.
Hope you learned a valuable lesson--the SC world is much smaller and less private than you thought it was. Ditto for the Internet.
Dear Jeffrey,
The writing was on the wall.All the warning signs were staring you in the eye.So, when I come to your house for X-mas should I dress smart casual or barnyard?
Elvira,my hearts on fire,Elvira.
Sorry Alucard, but if a moderator was here this thread would be deleted.
Reply publicly or PM me if you wish after carefully & honestly thinking about what I said. THX for reading this ranukam.
Useful this faggot! The day I need a website to get my dick wet in a club is the day I look like you.
Why would someone who is calling for moderation post all the BS in this thread that he admits would be deleted if we had a moderator. Bat shit crazy as hell!
The ignore function works great for me Alucard.
102.^^^^Cross Dresser.
110.:
A. ime B. tumblingidiot C. Dougster D. sharkhunter
DSCOCJISBYAAA
Lol !
113.:
A. juicebox6x B. ime C. tumblingidiot
Co-conspirators
Don't want PMs, "IGNORE" me, or is that too complicated for your single neuron to understand. LMFAO!!!
So it's their fault they they're getting psycho PMs from you? Is that like blaming the victim of rape because she didn't wear a chastity belt?
Aluchild is the biggest donkey dick I've never met.
^^^ Haven't figured it out yet.
Enlighten me cryptic cunt.
115.: A. Dougster B. crazyjoe
Those two are SO SCARED OF.....
^^^ That PM is a fraud and you are a Liar
Im the reel n olny juice ! Al uthrs r empostrs !
Ther kan b olny one !
^^^ And you can't spell either.
^^^ and you're a massive faggot
^^^ Calling me that Dougster has no impact on me in any way. Rolls right off me. I am secure in my own Sexuality. It is YOU that seems to have problems with your sexuality as revealed by your former name here of davids.
Look it up other members.
alutard: "I am secure in my own Sexuality"
Wrong. You feel guilt about that fact that paying hookers for sex is your own interaction with women, that is has been that way for at least the last 30 years for you (as you have confessed yourself, although I would bet it has actually been your entire life). You know what that says about your misogynistic attitude toward women.
You also know that Elvira (your poor deceased mother who you have a psycho attachment to) would not approve. In order to provide some relief for this guilt you constantly try to portray yourself as morally superior to others on here on here, but you are so stupid, due to your Asperger's, that you don't realize that people see right through you for what you are.
alutard: "Rolls right off me. I am secure in my own Sexuality."
Also incorrect as demonstrated by your frequent hysterical rants on here, and projecting your own insecurities onto others by calling them eunuchs. Too bad you let the cat out of the bag regarding your bizarre relationship with your mother Elvira and it is plain for all to see that that is just your own Oedipus complex at work.
What does your constant rants calling other members Faggots, say about YOU Dougster?
Hmm...??
I'll let others decide about that. Since all that you will do is to pathetically try to insult me again.
Alutard: "What does your constant rants calling other members Faggots, say about YOU Dougster? "
It says that I recognize what a bunch of faggots they are. (Actually most, like you, are just aliases of that of one faggot RickyBoyDugan.)
Jeff, I think it's time for your medicine.
I have a number for everybody. 237...the number of replies to this thread (238 if you count this).
And I have one thing to say about that...WOW...just wow!
I just read this thread, and I still have no clue what the list os for?
It's for him to display his autism pubicly.
Hard4Dancers, everything in this thread posted by me has a DEFINITE purpose. And it is doing EXACTLY what it was intended to do. TOO bad you and EVERY other negative & attacking poster can't figure it out. Just shows how really dumb you are. LMFAO at you!!!
^^^ alutard's delusions at work once again
121.Zatoz eta lortu du. He konektatuta gabe!
LOL
I hope you get caught in a raid and convicted of a sex offense.
That will happen to you more likely Hard4Dancers, due to your arrogance.
Not likely. Go to Bed.
LOL - Must be.
Realmente lamentable
125 alucard loses yet again
I am UNDEFEATED. LOL
^^Just like the University of Michigan. Get it?
^^^^ "Sticks and Stones.... Asshole.
LMFAO at you.
Rediger,how many times did Elvira bitch slap you?
^^^ it was either just not enough or just too much
And NONE too SOON!!
LMFAOROTF
Another Asshole alias bites the dust!
Aluangryinch can multi-task,he can go online while watching"The View"
NO dots permitted! :) :) :)
Peace or War?
Politeness or Rudeness?
Too bad Mommy isn't around to help you.
alutard: "126. You want your pound of Flesh, well come get it in person - Face-to-Face ASSHOLES!!! If you have any fucking Balls. Or are all of you Eunuchs??? I have something waiting for any of you."
Oh, Christ! This thread was stupid I stopped reading for a bit and missed this. Too much!
Jeffery Howard - Won't you get chest pains due to your coronary artery disease if you get all agitated if someone comes to see and you have to pull out your "9"? You in a big rush to reunite with Elvira? (Assuming you still get to go to heaven after all the hookers you paid for sex... Might not get in, which seems to be your biggest fear in life.)
^^^LOL
lol
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