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Germaphobe Stripper

Jun 10, 2013, 10:38 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Last week I gave a dancer a ride home from the club. After driving a few miles, she said she really had to pee. I said we could stop at a fast food restaurant, but she told me she did not like to use public restrooms.

Now I'm puzzled. This dancer sucks dick in a strip club, but won't set her ass down on a public toilet?

Has anyone else encountered strippers who are selective germaphobes?

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ime

Now I'm puzzled. This dancer sucks dick in a strip club, but won't set her ass down on a public toilet.

Ha ha

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Iansmithdfw

Absolutely.

Knew a girl who would blow me in VIP but was constantly wiping her hands with Wet Wipes after touching door handles, etc. OTC.

Yet another stripper eccentricity.

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dallas702

One dancer actually use an antibacterial wipe on a cloth sofa cushion before she allowed me to sit, then included a BBBJ in her lapdance for no extra charge. (She took out another wipe afterwards - for her hands!)

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Alucard

Germaphobe patrons?

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shadowcat

I'm definitely germaphobic. I mean they did bomb Pear Harbor, Didn't they? :)

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gawker

So long as she doesn't gargle after swallowing, thats OK.

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sinclair

Kind of like a stripper who doesn't kiss, but she'll suck your dick and then let you bang her pussy and ass.

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Iansmithdfw

Yes! The whole "you can fuck me but don't kiss me" thing has baffled the shit out of me for decades.

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Tiredtraveler

Many girls consider kissing more intimate than sex.

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Papi_Chulo

I don’t think it has to do with strippers.

I found most women to be, or lean to being, this way.

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motorhead

She doesn't get paid to pee.

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Alucard

"Many girls consider kissing more intimate than sex"

So do I!

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sharkhunter

If I could be having sex with any stripper who's ever kissed me, I've really missed out.

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ilbbaicnl

She's been slipping bleach into your drinks to keep your semen germ-free.

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gatorfan

Germans are okay but Hungarians are better.

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SlickSpic

I know dancers that use wipes on the couches. I bring my own wet naps.

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