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Germaphobe Stripper

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Last week I gave a dancer a ride home from the club. After driving a few miles, she said she really had to pee. I said we could stop at a fast food restaurant, but she told me she did not like to use public restrooms.

Now I'm puzzled. This dancer sucks dick in a strip club, but won't set her ass down on a public toilet?

Has anyone else encountered strippers who are selective germaphobes?

16 comments

  • ime
    11 years ago
    Now I'm puzzled. This dancer sucks dick in a strip club, but won't set her ass down on a public toilet.

    Ha ha
  • Iansmithdfw
    11 years ago
    Absolutely.

    Knew a girl who would blow me in VIP but was constantly wiping her hands with Wet Wipes after touching door handles, etc. OTC.

    Yet another stripper eccentricity.
  • dallas702
    11 years ago
    One dancer actually use an antibacterial wipe on a cloth sofa cushion before she allowed me to sit, then included a BBBJ in her lapdance for no extra charge. (She took out another wipe afterwards - for her hands!)
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    Germaphobe patrons?
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I'm definitely germaphobic. I mean they did bomb Pear Harbor, Didn't they? :)
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    So long as she doesn't gargle after swallowing, thats OK.
  • sinclair
    11 years ago
    Kind of like a stripper who doesn't kiss, but she'll suck your dick and then let you bang her pussy and ass.
  • Iansmithdfw
    11 years ago
    Yes! The whole "you can fuck me but don't kiss me" thing has baffled the shit out of me for decades.
  • Tiredtraveler
    11 years ago
    Many girls consider kissing more intimate than sex.
  • Papi_Chulo
    11 years ago
    I don’t think it has to do with strippers.

    I found most women to be, or lean to being, this way.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    She doesn't get paid to pee.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    "Many girls consider kissing more intimate than sex"

    So do I!
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    If I could be having sex with any stripper who's ever kissed me, I've really missed out.
  • ilbbaicnl
    11 years ago
    She's been slipping bleach into your drinks to keep your semen germ-free.
  • gatorfan
    11 years ago
    Germans are okay but Hungarians are better.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I know dancers that use wipes on the couches. I bring my own wet naps.
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