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Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

I arrived pretty late, Happy Go...

I arrived pretty late, Happy Go Lucky was the only K-Bar open on Telephone Road. I sat at the bar the lady tending the bar was late 40's early 50's very nice and personable.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Went on the Monday night of...

Went on the Monday night of Christmas week. Wasn't expecting much, it being PG county, but was pleasantly surprised. Yes, it's in an industrial park, but I can't say I felt it was…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I was in here last Friday...

I was in here last Friday after lunch and the friendliness and mileage of the girls was outstanding! I was so enamored with one of the dancers that I had to return and enjoy another…

Bottoms Up

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment...

Coconut"z" is a go-go dancer establishment where the drinks are spendy, the ambiance is a dive, while their crop of performers are unbelievably disappointing. There was 1 very pretty girl there, but the rest were…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Hit this spot with the roommate...

Hit this spot with the roommate the other night. Good overall size with the stage right in the center where all the old chunts were at. There was a good variety of dancers at the…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This strip club is great. Ive...

This strip club is great. Ive been here many times. Ive had good visits and also some bad ones. The best thing about here is the blue light they run which lapdances are longer. It…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Over the years, I have read...

Over the years, I have read many positive reviews of the Playhouse, just never found the opportunity to visit. So when I was close by on a recent Monday evening I stopped by around 9PM.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been going there for a...

I've been going there for a least ten years. The owners have spent a lot of money upgrading the building. Unfortunately the quality of the girls has gone downhill. I usually stop by during happy…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Paid the $10 dollar cover fee...

Paid the $10 dollar cover fee and the mandatory $8 water and sat down with the 5 other patrons to watch a not so attractive girl dance on stage. After about 15 mins of…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

After a few visits with mixed...

After a few visits with mixed results I would have to say that this club is getting better. The dancers are above average, especially for the Seventh Street area, and they are certainly friendly. As…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Visiting Miami and decided to check...

Visiting Miami and decided to check this place out. Drinks are about average but the girls are smoking hot. All types in this club, skinny, petite, thick, heavy, and even amazons. Lots of…

Club T-zers

Windsor, Ontario

As I mentioned in an earlier...

As I mentioned in an earlier review, I don't know why I come here. I did it again and stopped in for some more punishment, and I certainly wasn't disappointed. Went in, went…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

When I cam to the club...

When I cam to the club in the early evening, there was no cover charge. You are pressed early on to buy a beverage of some sort. I suggest you nurse said beverage, as once…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Public service announcement 12/24/2013: "The Atlanta Journal-Constitution...

Public service announcement 12/24/2013: "The Atlanta Journal-Constitution A suit filed by a DeKalb County strip club against the city of Brookhaven, had been thrown out. Monday Superior Court Judge Courtney L. Johnson dismissed the Pink Pony’s suit,…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

I've been to this place a...

I've been to this place a few times in the past when I worked down the street. At that time, it was known for Russians/Eastern Europeans, as well as a number of Latinas -…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Went back to BNL on a...

Went back to BNL on a Sunday afternoon and had a great time! They've changed up somewhat though. They've raised their entrance prices and now have a lame ass drink push. (S6 a drink) However,…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

On a recent trip to Las...

On a recent trip to Las Vegas, I was curious to try out different out different clubs and ventured into this one. I took the cab from the strip to Jerry's Casino and crossed the…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

After another hard day of work,...

After another hard day of work, I decided to hit CW's to see if there was any new talent. The bar is in a rough neighborhood, but the parking lot is under surveillance, and…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Went in looking for a place...

Went in looking for a place to warm up on a cold evening. If you were trying to recreate the Star Wars movie where the hero opens up a big furry animal, and climbs…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

I arrived in downtown Detroit for...

I arrived in downtown Detroit for a Red Wing hockey game with plenty of time to spare, so I decided to spend that extra time at Bouzouki's Lounge. I won't go get into details about…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went on saturday afternoon after a...

Went on saturday afternoon after a month of hiatus. Last time Iw end there my favorite Becka worked there who used to work at the now closed Twin Peaks. I did not see her this…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've reviewed this club before, but...

I've reviewed this club before, but wanted to add (as others have noted) that the club did a bit of renovation inside, especially in the VIP area (which had become quite "soiled") due to the…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Cenyerfolds is a pretty good place....

Cenyerfolds is a pretty good place. Its got a venue to accompany 18+ and another section to serve alcohol. Once doors close around 2am, the 18+ side is still popping till 4am! I've been here…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Stopped by 2 Sundays ago. More...

Stopped by 2 Sundays ago. More people there than usual for a Sunday when I arrived late afternoon but they filtered out. Mostly the guys that just hang in the back and don't tip at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

During this visit I had a...

During this visit I had a very good time at follies. I sat at the bar for awhile and it started off very slow. About 30mins into the visit a young lady came…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

Stopped by after visiting Diamond for...

Stopped by after visiting Diamond for my buddies bachelor party and had a complete blast. We showed up right around 11 and closed the place down at 4am. I have been here with a group…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in here because I had...

Stopped in here because I had a buddy in town and we were curious. Low expectations going in, but it turned out to be a positive experience, overall. Place is your typical Portland dive bar meets…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

First of all, this place is...

First of all, this place is still the best for a club layout. With high backed chairs and plenty of dark corners this is a great place for a lapdance. I stopped by on a…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

I pulled in around 8:15 and...

I pulled in around 8:15 and saw around 8 dancers. More ladies continued to show up over the next hour. To be completely honest, the best looking chicks were the mixed or ebony ladies. The…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I have visited the club twice...

I have visited the club twice over the past two months. The club is very small and the VIP room isn't a room, basically just a couch. The bartender was a pretty hot…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This is pretty much the only...

This is pretty much the only club I go to when I visit Houston. The only other one being the St. James. Both tend to be clean and welcoming all the time with a lot…

Puss and Boots

Chattanooga, Tennessee

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. Every other time there was one out of the 4 or so strippers which was HOT. This time, it was absolutely disgusting. I strongly recommend not…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

For the average Joe, this place...

For the average Joe, this place is ridiculous concerning the price. My advice is to get there before 7 so you don't have to pay the cover charge. The ladies were very attractive but…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

First, let's discuss the ladies for...

First, let's discuss the ladies for a minute. I've visited twice within a 2 week period. If you like a good mix of girls, this isn't the place. There were only white girls there…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Maybe I am the only one...

Maybe I am the only one here who visits this place well my tool buddy and I made our annual Christmas Eve afternoon of adult fun.Got there at about 1:30 in afternoon .Three dancers a…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Visited 19th Hole on Christmas eve...

Visited 19th Hole on Christmas eve afternoon. As a chocolate lover, I was surprised to see four attractive black girls among the dancers performing, along with two Hispanics.I chose well by going for a 15…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by after being away for...

Stopped by after being away for some time now. Most of the dancers remain the same as the last time here and the layout of the place never changes. The single stage still shows off…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

gave this dump another try on...

gave this dump another try on a thursday....vips are 100 instead of 150. i always assume more girls work these nights and on this visit i was not wrong. there were probably 20…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Went in around 7 and saw...

Went in around 7 and saw only one girl watching tv. Her name was yoko and she looked to be in her 50's. I bought a beer and paid for her a drink even though…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I only go to the back....

I only go to the back. Best strip club EVER!! $15 admission, but great if you are bored because you can come in 30 min, spend $5 tips, get a pop for free, in&out with…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I went to this club at...

I went to this club at about 4:30 in the afternoon Christmas eve. The rating I gave the club for the number of girls might be a little skewed because the club closed this…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

hi strip club goers, i just went...

hi strip club goers, i just went to the club today christmas eve. the staff are laid back with $ 7 alcohal drinks and some decent food now. I recommend the phili cheese steak aand the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This is a really nice place....

This is a really nice place. The girls are pretty and friendly and most will allow more touching and grinding than girls in Massachusetts clubs. Nice outdoor area for smoking, and it has BBQ…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Visited on a weekday at the...

Visited on a weekday at the suggestion of a friend, largely because of the free lunch with $5 cover. The club is beautifully set up, clean and nicely furnished with a central stage and…

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Good Advice on Making Strip-Clubbing more Affordable

The only bad thing anyone can say about strip-clubbing is that it is expensive. Based on countless years of experience, I will give you some good advice on how to make strip-clubbing more affordable. 1. Drink moderately instead of getting…

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JaiL Bird Queer

If you got locked the fuck up today and would never get out ever....would you become prison gay ?

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Who is into blumpkins?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7-V2gOKvk

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J-Law and her amazing BUTT PLUGS!!!

How many of you guys have seen the Jennifer Lawrence interview where she talked 'bout the maid finding her butt plugs? http://www.sex.com/news/blog/jennifer-lawrence-butt-plugs/ So, fucking J-Law while she uses a groovy vibrating butt plug...hot of HAWT? Buttfucking J-Law while she insets a big dildo…

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first asian escort

i kept thinking, should i try back page or not? i go to the amp all the time but for just a little more i could have a hotel room and one for a while. so i did. communication was terrible and…

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Never again with a Stripper!

So alot of people think its only good times, having sexual relations with dancers at a strip club. But the dancer I had was something else. First she came up to me as soon as i entered the door ,that,…

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Ever get Tired

i just get tired of exposing your man parts to girls in public ?

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Adult dating sites

Anyone out there actually have any success on an adult dating site? If so which ones? Seems like most of them are made up of fake ads and fat women.

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Wondering...

I was reading a local article about "celebrities" that sing, or at least think they can. One name I saw Irang a bell, but wasn't sure. A quick Google and I knew quickly why I remembered the name. Another search…

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just 4 Laps

How many of you tusclers just go for pure lap dances ?

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Playboy

How many tusclers are playboy readers ?

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Private, members only club

I've always thought a true, members only strip club would be of interest, but after many years in many cities, I've never found one. Has anyone ever found such a club ?

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Gentleman, I wil recommend this place...

Gentleman, I wil recommend this place you anyone. VHM. I'm addicted to this place. If can't get no better. I would say the women are hit or miss sometimes but its well worth it. Your…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

The club is a big one. Very...

The club is a big one. Very nice atmosphere. I was there during the Myrtle Beach Bike week and the club was all buzzing. The Girls are gorgeous and very friendly. Took dances from a few of them and…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times and I keep going back because the girls have consistently delivered. I would say that most of the girls are thin and hot. I have a couple…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ok...this club is huge! !! It's...

Ok...this club is huge! !! It's like a big playground full of hot super busty women. Variety didn't go far past Asian and white, a few Latinas. All super hot though. This is…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Well...this was a different kinda club. The...

Well...this was a different kinda club. The dancers were nude on stage but none approached us asking for dances. The girls were not so pretty but just okay. We stayed there for like 15-20 mins and then left…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

I’ve become a fan of the...

I’ve become a fan of the Tally Ho, which is one way of saying I’m somewhat of a regular. The bartenders, the DJs, the waitress (who I’d love to see on stage), and the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The legendary Mons! I was...

The legendary Mons! I was able to get away from the Family and get over to the Mons for the first time 3 years the Saturday night before Christmas. It is centrally located…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

My fav. gentlemens club in Houston......

My fav. gentlemens club in Houston... for sure. You get hood with cleanliness and overall hot women. 3 reasons I go regularly: 1. $2 Tuesdays! 2. My girl Celebrity (oooh, she gets all my $) 3. The MUSIC! I…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I have been here like lot...

I have been here like lot of times in the last few months. Was there for a friend's bachelor party last month (November) and the club was not so strict. This time (December 21) the club had…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I was late getting out of...

I was late getting out of work and thought I'd stop by. It's too damn tempting. I had never been there about 6 PM on a Friday. It was packed, with guys and girls. I…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is one of my FAVORITE...

This is one of my FAVORITE PLACES!!! I've gone solo, with the fellas, and with the girlfriend and I have ALWAYS been treated well. It's BYOB. I don't drink beer, so I bring a…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

My wife and I went here...

My wife and I went here for her Birthday. The club is in a nice enough area, the building is pretty non-descript. The inside was clean, though the seating area near the two…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was a bachelor party night,...

This was a bachelor party night, and what an amazing one it was. Everyone got something they always wanted. We paid for bottle service, which was great because we were able to walk right in,…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First, my white homies--do NOT be...

First, my white homies--do NOT be afraid. This neighborhood IS seedy, but I've taken my white friends here often and we've never had an issue. The area is mostly Latino and they ALL…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was around the area and...

I was around the area and thought of dropping by for a few minutes. This is not my first time here but its the first review about this place. It was cold evening and I…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been here a nights, I've...

I've been here a nights, I've taken clients here for lunch and happy hour, I've even taken the GF a couple of time. VERY couple-friendly place. Girls are VERY attractive--if you find one…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Outside of SinCity in NYC, these...

Outside of SinCity in NYC, these are the BEST pole dancers I've seen so far. The club is beautiful--nice layout, spacious and clean. Girls are mostly black, pretty much all in great shape-I've…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Went on a Saturday night and...

Went on a Saturday night and it was crowded. Some pretty girls but most were just okay. Cost an extra $5 as we had paid to go to the attached topless club. This is the…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Still my favorite club in town....

Still my favorite club in town. Everyone here is friendly and welcoming. Been coming here for years so I know most all the staff and dancers. Not going to lie. There…

Pallas Club

Portland, Oregon

A strip club way out on...

A strip club way out on the east side in a rougher part of town. They run a wand over you briefly as you enter. No cover charge. It has a divey…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Place is pretty clean a little...

Place is pretty clean a little pricey you pay the cover and walk in to a large open floor with dim lighted seating areas but not too bad. There are couches and chair closer to…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

I've been to the rhino before,...

I've been to the rhino before, but this was the first time I was in the byob side exclusively. This side is just as nice as the bar side, except for a different layout. The…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

This place is still my favorite...

This place is still my favorite club. I have quite a few friends here, which means that usually, when I visit, it becomes pretty expensive, since I have to treat my "friends" right, and invariably…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Had some time to kill before...

Had some time to kill before picking a friend up at the airport so I stopped in. The nice thing is that the Valet had not opened yet, it is a pet peev of mine when…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I was there after work on...

I was there after work on a monday evening. The number of dancers looked pretty decent. Most of them were good. And they were not the girls which you see on weekends. The environment was…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

This is a small club with...

This is a small club with a single stage and an upstairs private area. The front door is right next to the bar and cash register, and whoever is behind the bar is always…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

So I've been out of town...

So I've been out of town for a while and decided to check out foxy lady on my way cruising through downtown I spotted satin doll and decided to check it out. Boy was I…

Red Orchid

Honolulu, Hawaii

I was at 939 - see...

I was at 939 - see my review for that - but this is a review for another small club going south just a couple blocks down the street, you'll see some signs. The owner…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Went to CL on a Sunday....

Went to CL on a Sunday. There were three girls to choose from: Destiny, Mia, and Kylie. I chose Mia. She is a Mexican (I would have guessed black, but she said she was Mexican)…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

This club is still the most...

This club is still the most hit or miss club around. Part of the problem is that as a general rule Massachusetts strip clubs are mediocre. To make things worse the state is…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

So I stopped by RP for...

So I stopped by RP for the 1st time in a long time. I went on a Tuesday because it usually packed for the $3 Tuesday special thing they have. When I first got there…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This club is just down the...

This club is just down the road from Pandoras. Inside is real actively new and nice. Entry .10 and bottomless soft drink another .10. Went on a Friday night at 10 PM. Was surprised to…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went here on a Monday night...

Went here on a Monday night thinking this would be a good place to watch football and women. The club was pretty crowded for a Monday night but overall it wasn't hard to get…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

I've been wanting to see this...

I've been wanting to see this location for a while now and had some time during the Christmas rush to pay a visit. The location is just off of HWY 99 near Tigard, Oregon close…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited the Millstream on 12-21-13. ...

Visited the Millstream on 12-21-13. Millstream is a nice bar with a local feel. On this day, they had 2 for 1 dances and 2 for 1 domestic bottles. I arrived as…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quick holiday visit to Vegas and...

Quick holiday visit to Vegas and mandatory visit to Little Darlings. Called the number on website for free pick up at hotel. Had to wait for a short while, but driver showed…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Two visits, experience varied. Basically...

Two visits, experience varied. Basically a Thurs was unusually busy and a Sat was unusually light, so the dancer to customer ratio was sporadic. The typical dancer is a skinny white girl with…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in Atlanta on business...

I was in Atlanta on business so I wanted to try out a club I arrived about 9 and sat at the bar to try and figure out the club set up.…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

decided to stop by with a...

decided to stop by with a friend on a boring night. this place is not a regular strip club lemme tell u that much. i get there they hit me with a 20$ entrance fee…

Baby Dolls

Wichita, Kansas

I went into Babydolls on a...

I went into Babydolls on a Tuesday afternoon there was about 4 girls in there and as i got my drink a girl comes off the stage and asks for a tip. then…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

For the Detroit area, this place...

For the Detroit area, this place is mediocre at best. Was there for a bachelor party and mostly found myself thinking that we should have hit up somewhere else. The drinks and dances…

Azteca Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Went back yesterday. I hadn't been...

Went back yesterday. I hadn't been to this club in a few months. Hasn't changed at all. Entrance is still under construction and still had the same furniture. I had a short visit. Cover was…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Seems to be that anything goes...

Seems to be that anything goes with management here. Half the girls are fall over drunk and I definitely spied a couple that were crack heads. The steroid induced midget bouncer was a total douche…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I went on a Monday evening...

I went on a Monday evening for their $1.50 per bottle night. $5.00 cover at the door. I usually go during the afternoons, so this was a treat to see so many hot girls.…

Studio 54

Alamo, Texas

First visit. Was told 60 for...

First visit. Was told 60 for 30 minutes, 90 for 45 and 100 for 60. Minimum tip is 60. I'm a big fan of Latinas and the two on shift were each hot in her own…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

4 Play is known for having...

4 Play is known for having extremely hot dancers and my recent trip there didn't disappoint. There were plenty of hot women strutting around, mostly tall and slim, a couple of busty chicks if…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Went there on a Thursday night....

Went there on a Thursday night. Wasn't too busy. They had about 8 girls working. One black, one hispanic, and the rest white. A few dancers said that it was a bit slower because they…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time in a few months on a Friday in December around 9pm. About 15 dancers - only a few who I recognized, so there has been a lot of turnover.…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Was doing my once a year...

Was doing my once a year pilgrimage to the strip club halls of LA and started at Deja Vu in North Hollywood. I was there pretty early about 8:30pm but it was really dead.…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

I was there a couple weeks...

I was there a couple weeks ago and though I have been to their sister clubs never been in this place and frankly it was kind of spontaneous as I was in the area and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This was my 3rd club that...

This was my 3rd club that evening. I had stopped in at Christie's and BC and board (had only 2 or 3 patrons per club and 3 to 5 girls each) out of my…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I had taken a long hiatus...

I had taken a long hiatus from strip clubs. I do not like the strip club scene in SF. Either there are clubs like CH where you get quite a good mileage, but from pretty…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Having checked out the Bourbon St...

Having checked out the Bourbon St talent on a Tuesday afternoon and after disappointingly finding it a bit poor, I decided to grab a cab over to Visions (less than $20 from the city). Paid…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Like many, this is an update...

Like many, this is an update of previous reviews since I hadn't stopped by this wonderful halfway house between Boston and Hartford in awhile. Only difference this time was I stopped by on a Saturday…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I had not been here in...

I had not been here in many years, and luckily this was a personal visit with some friends and it was not me entertaining clients! Maybe I just picked a bad day, but out of…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Looks really shady from the outside...

Looks really shady from the outside and its in the middle of nowhere. Its tough to miss though thanks to all the neon flashing signs and stuff. Its been there forever or atleast looks like…

Why is prostitution illegal in the US?

Why is prostitution illegal, abortion legal and capital punishment condoned. All politicos have an agenda and usually "liberals" or "left wing groups" want to outlaw or regulate everything to death to control your behavior. The "Right wing conservatives" want to the same thing. Take Rhode Island for example: the ultraliberal governor candidate is looking to regulate the clubs out of business despite the fact they contribute millions of tourist dollars to the Providence economy to further her career goals. They purposely have done it in stages. First they had no law against indoor prostitution or under age dancers and a club got caught with an underage dancer (Cheaters) 10 years ago so they passed a weak law about underage dancers with no…

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Holding off on Ejaculation

This is just a general lifestyle question. Anyone ever try to deliberately hold off on both sex or masturbating for several days in order to build up some extra ejaculate "volume"? If so, is there a point of diminishing returns?…

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Club VIP memberships

Some clubs offer VIP membership. I understand the price and benefits would vary by the club. What is the cost of such membership in clubs you know and what are typical benefits ( like reduced entry free and drinks reserved…

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Mixing it Up

How many tusclers need to mix thangs up with your pay4play sex life ? I know I do...for example I go to strip clubs, brothels, massage parlors, online, on the streets I need to not only change the girl but the atmosphere…

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Could, or Should, Strip Clubs Do More to Cater to Older Customers?

(Mainly for the older pharts) Nickifree's recent thread, "Gen Y vs. Gen X vs. Baby Boombers strippers," gave me the idea for this subject: It's often noticed by dancers and customers alike, that college-age strip club patrons don't spend much money in…

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off topic. Nova show on glacial ice melting

I saw an interesting show on glacial and polar ice melting. At the end of the show they were estimating a 10 foot global rise in sea levels by the year 2100 but said it could be rising faster under certain…

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Show me that kitty!

In 99% of the clubs in my area the girls get nude on stage. When I went to LA and Vegas the girls were topless on stage, it's just not the same. It made me appreciate my hometown clubs a…

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This May Explain a Lot

The other day my CF and I and a couple of her dancer friends were sitting at a table in the club, sipping our favorite beverages. My CF says to her friends, "I can't take a guy up…

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NOS

That is my favorite energy drink in the grape and fruit punch flavors What is your favorite Energy Drink ?

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Even Honolulu gets 2AMers

A 25-year-old man was rushed to the hospital after being stabbed outside a strip club early Saturday morning. It happened around 2:30 a.m. outside 'Club Rock Za' on Kapiolani Boulevard. Police say the victim got into a fight with a…

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Bieber retiring?

What do you guys think ShadowKat (note the K) will do if Bieber retires? I hear that dude follows the Biebs around in a windowless van with an air mattress in the back and Bieber posters all over the inside.…

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Street walkers

I was going through some reports on USAsexguide for street walker reports. I read claims of getting BBBJs and CFS for $20-40. I have to wonder what these broads look like. What quality do you get for prices that low?…

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penthouse Detroit Michigan

Is penthouse members only?

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All strippers are whores?

A coworker of mine was trying to convince me that ultimately all strippers are whores. Agree or disagree? And why? This should be interesting....

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Women of CNN vs. FOX

Your favorite? Mine would be #7 on FOX (for an obvious reason) followed by #12. #1 on CNN seems as though she should be in a club instead of on TV. CNN http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_2397069361&feature=iv&src_vid=mjR_jv3uNlE&v=lF_lKkcwn9s FOX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjR_jv3uNlE

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Coliseum raided?

Does anyone in the Detroit area know if Coliseum was raided last night? Someone said that the place was busted around midnight. They were having their Xmas party.

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Clubs with OTC

any clubs in NJ NYC that offers OTC?

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(Tied to the) Whipping Post

Does your favorite ever make you feel like that?

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Where do the dancers go from Cadillac Lounge

I was in CL the other day and noticed that many of the regular dancers were gone and whole crop of new, young dancers were there with few regular dancers. I asked and one of the dancer that had been…

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Christmas Party -Two for one special interuptus

http://www.enterprisenews.com/news/x1907235075/Brockton-strip-club-busted-for-selling-fake-goods-police-say?rssfeed=true&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter This club runs their two for one special hourly when it's busy. It's really a 2 for 1.5 w a fake t shirt, but the real happy people yesterday must have been the club's dancers who couldn't have been tasked…

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Dancers wearing Christmas themed outfits

So were only a few days from Christmas. How do you guys feel about dancers wearing Christmas themed outfits? I love it. Any outfit that is unique and not the same ol' boring bikini that it seems like all of…

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2x4x6

How big is your DICK !

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The Lovely Hand

There are rumors that a few girls in one particular venue are perfectly willing to lend a helping hand to help customers leave happy. However, there are also rumors that these girls usually hold paper towels over the end of…

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What Does It Mean If She Swallows?

So my ATF gave me a fantastic BBBJCIM the other night in the VIP for a decent tip, and as I was getting close to finishing, she asked me if I wanted her to swallow it? I told her only…

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Thugs Ho'sin upscale clubs.

I really wish thy would stick to urban. They drive away the better dancers and few customers desire theme..

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Santa in a Strip Club

Anyone ever go to a strip club dressed as Santa Claus? Tonight I went to a local strip club in Northwest NJ with my friend who was dressed in a full Santa suit (we were coming back from an appearance at…

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Happy Christmas

May all the tits you see look perky. :)

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The Year in Porn, According to PornHub's Porn Charts

http://gizmodo.com/the-year-in-porn-according-to-pornhubs-porn-charts-1487148163?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=fark_pitch

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Fuck, Marry, Kill - TUSCL Homo Edition

I know there are way more homos than me on the board, and we will not be left out! Let's play. Your choices are Alutard RickyBoyDugan BonedBrother Me myself I would go with Alutard - FUCK this fuckin' retard BonedBrother - do KKK members have any place…

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Supreme Court Of Canada Throws Out All Remaining Restrictions On Prostitution

The Supreme Court of Canada has finally ruled on an important prostitution case. Prostitution itself is not illegal in Canada. What has been illegal has been soliciting for the purpose of prostitution, brothels, and living off the avails of prostitution.…

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Freedom of Speech my Friends...

A while ago I posted that it sucks that the middle school teacher pornstar Tiffany Six got fired. I remembera lot of people saying that they supported the firing. Now a lot of folks are supporting Mr. Duck Dynasty. WTF?…

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sticking your nose in a girls shiter

How often do you find a girl with a nice Ass and you just dying to stick your nose and tongue up in her shitbox

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Supreme Court declares Canada's anti-prostitution laws unconstitutional

Comments.......? Art?

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***Fuck that Faggot Yoder***

Fuck'em !

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Scary Democrats

Bienvenidos mis amigos. Tis a chilly Friday morning but as they say on Broadway, "the show must go on." Are y'all ready for the Scary Democrat edition of Fuck-Marry-Kill? I know that I am. Let's see…

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Alutard and Yoda Lying in Bed...

Alutard and Yoda, Lying in Bed, Yoda's eating ass, But Alutard prefers giving head.

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RIP: Larry Lujack

One of the icons of my youth died yesterday. Radio DJ Larry Lujack was a bigger than life radio personality in Chicago from the late 60's into the 70's and 80's. He worked at several stations, but was most connected…

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birthday in Detroit (area)

Me and some friends are going to Michigan for a friend and my birthday tomorrow. We want to spend all day in the clubs in Michigan after hearing and reading so much about them we're finally going. We want…

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Goldenshowers

Have you guys ever tried or experience goldenshower on a girl ? Do you know any girls that like that ?

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Intelligence Test

Me: I like your accent, where are you from? Stripper: I am from Moldova. Do you know where Moldova is? Me: Ummm, isn't it next to Romania? Stripper: Oh you are SMART. Are YOU smart?

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niggerfaggots

Yoder...stop posting....your making me sick

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More wholesome family fun!

After the positive reaction to my Playboy post this morning I thought I'd share a pictorial featuring a wholesome farmers daughter. http://theseductionofvenus.blogspot.com/2013/11/hayloft-harvest-from-hustler-may-1979.html Enjoy!

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i am a god

Yoder suck my cock

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If $$ isn't an issue, what's the best club in Los Angeles

Going out Saturday night in Los Angeles, not interested in off the charts mileage, but a little stick shift driving would be nice. Mostly want the hottest dancers available and for me that's tall, slim, and stacked. I've…

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widom

Since I two hold Yoder as my asspick i will part sum widom

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Yoda

Okay why is that two of the biggest dumbasses in the SC DB world think they are wise enough to merit "Yoda" as either screen name or primary avatar?

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The Duck Dynasty Fiasco

Interesting how the liberals (such as Alutard) just love the freedom of speech when it is something they agree with, but hate it and think the speaker should be silenced when it is opposite of their opinion. I think that fiasco…

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Changing screen name???

Any advice on how I can change my screen name?

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Ever sought out the least desirable dancer? Ever actuallly go more than one danc

So, as the title says, HAVE you ever intentionally sought out and got dances from the least desirable woman in the club (assuming that her hygiene is at least subpar)? Have you taken it a step further? What made you…

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add on to this

hey y'all One good thing about dating a stripper is you don't half to pay for extras. Ok y'all add on to this

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Pasco County FL 2AMer.

Port Richey, Florida -- Deputies are searching for the gunman who killed one man and put another in the hospital outside a Pasco County strip club. It happened early Thursday morning at the Brass Flamingo, a "gentlemen's club" on U.S.…

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Wholesome family fun

There is something genteel about old school Playboy. The pre-pubic hair period. Thus, I am sharing a Christmas treat www.egotastic.com/2013/12/susan-bernard-takes-us-back-to-the-1960s-to-celebrate-a-playboy-christmas/

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Bull in my lee me yuh fo shizzle

When me fuckin some girlz ey don wanna knok da beyotch up. Bulimia be da.same ideyuh butt wit food not fuckin. Whut u say???? U gets yo satisumfactshun butt.don getz the real prurpose o da fuckin. Ya dig whut eye…

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Stupid Ways of Indicating Dollar Amounts

Maybe I'm too critical, but I get very annoyed when I see read reviews that say something like this: "Valet (0.07), No cover, Coat check (0.02)" "HJ (1.20)" Or "got BBBJ for $$$" Why change dollar amounts into decimals like…

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Bulimia

So mostly when we have sex, we don't want to make a baby. Isn't bulimia kinda the same idea, except with food rather than sex? That is, get the satisfaction while avoiding the actual purpose? Or diet coke, same

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Why do strippers ask loaded questions?

Heard both of these in the last week: (Girl 1 after declining VIP solicitation): "Do you think I'm unattractive?" (Girl 2 after finishing mechanical VIP): "Did you enjoy my dances?" Of course, if you had to ask, then you already know what the…

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The Reality of Being a Homo

Geez, what is with all these discussion topics lately? The reality of being a stripper? The reality of being a customer? Talk about discrimination! How about the reality of being a homo like me! It's not easy for me going…

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Damn! We all know that strippers never lie.

Appeals Court doesn't buy strip club dancer's claim, upholds speeding ticket December 18, 2013 By Dar Danielson The Iowa Court of Appeals has upheld the fine against a dancer at a strip club who claimed she was speeding out of fear…

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ldk is asian

He was in the movie The Internship. He went to the strip club and ended up using the hand dryer on his pants 3 times

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Dancers fishing for compliments

Last week a dancer asked me how I liked her new hair color. She has died it blue. I thought that it looked like shit but remembering my married days, I told her it looked great. I don't think that…

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The reality of being a customer

"If you are not "fat, old, or bald" you should be shagging chicks for free every nite my friend. Lol. " This might be for some of ya, but it ain't for me. I think a lot of stripclub customers don't have…

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Red-headed Strippers!

What's the deal with strippers avoiding red hair? Every time I hit up a SC, I always scan for the ginger broad who is going to drain my wallet, and my... well take care of business, lol! however, I rarely see…

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Dutch prostitutes demand same pension perks as footballers

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101281478

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Coo-el and Unusual Avatars

Just noticed that Esta is using Scrooge McDuck. Most of us use hot chicks or something like that. Being a bit off topic is great. Be yourself my man!

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Moderation on Stripperweb

Many of the mods at Stripperweb are on a power trip. Between attacking posters in threads to giving some posters infractions but letting their pets slide it has become a cesspool of cam girls way too fat to ever be…

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The reality of being a stripper

As my name implies I am a former stripper. I haven't danced in years but danced for several years. I am tired of hiding the truth so here goes. Most of the strippers I have danced with did extras. I…

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Cases when even your mom would say "damn! why didn't you just become a stripper!

So I saw this story in the news about two British chicks sentenced to prison in Peru for drug smuggling: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/356383/Drug-mules-Melissa-Reid-and-Michaella-McCollum-sentenced-to-nearly-7-years-in-Peru-prison They look like they could make decent money stripping. But they didn't, so we get to do what we do…

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FANTASY BASKETBALL IN FANDUEL IS ...

hard as shit!!! I've hit 1st place in football and hockey but basketball is the hardest to me when playing in fanduel. anybody here play in fanduel?

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Strip clubs that are outright scams?

I'm heard of two such places in the US, the Can-Can Room in Las Vegas (https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=605), and the Adult Entertainment Club in Key West (https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=3739...for a laugh, read through the reviews...obvious shills are obvious.) Any other places you've heard…

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STRAGE HAPPENING IN VIP

what is the strangest thing that a dancer has done to or with you in VIP. once had a dancer in ATL club take my long neck beer bottle and insert it in her pussy then proceeded to rub…

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***Threats from Alucard***

I don't why he's threatening me...I wasn't the one who exposed him. Anyway, here's his most recent message: ____ Read Message My Messages | Sent Messages Date Sent: 12/17/13 4:49 PM To : Hard4Dancers From : Alucard Subject: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Message: You'll get yours, along with that coward tumblingidiot. delete…

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A Map of the Weirdest Sex Laws in the United States

http://io9.com/a-map-of-the-weirdest-sex-laws-in-the-united-states-1485053434/@maxread

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Coming to Dallas as a couple...need strip club advice.

So I have been reading reviews, and still feel like I should ask for advice. My wife and I like going to clubs, we both like the same type of women. Petite, or if bigger then we like…

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Hall & Oates and Nirvana made it in. To me, Nirvana did one memorable song, and Hall & Oates sang a few catchy songs. Don't agree with this. Am I wrong?

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Polk prostitution sting results in 80 arrests

POLK COUNTY, FL - Polk County Sheriff's Office detectives conducted a four day prostitution investigation that resulted in the arrests of 80 suspects on a variety of charges, including soliciting for prostitution, soliciting another to commit a lewd act, deriving…

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Have you ever tried to make a stripper "jealous"?

I was trying to get with this one stripper, but she played me pretty good. Shame on me for falling for it, she really had me thinking she was into me. I was thinking of not ever stepping forth in…

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Why BBBJ but CFS

In a lot of reviews with "extras" the guys will have a BBBJ but CFS. Why? Is it because we fear STDs from vaginal penetration more than from oral? Or does a BBBJ really feel that much better than a…

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That was quick.

Why was the thread on Jeffrey Howard's vitals taken down?

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Underage dancers drinking in clubs.

DEARBORN — A woman who told police she was on her way home from her job at an Inkster strip club was arrested at about 2:30 a.m. Friday on a drunken-driving charge. Her blood-alcohol level was 0.079 percent, a hair below…

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Stock Ticker RICK Really Flying this Morning

Up +13% this morning as I write this on an earnings beat and much better than expected guidance. But what the hell is going on here? We know what incredible financial acumen RickyBoyDugan and txtittyfuck possess, and they both said this…

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Pregnant Dancers

Every knowingly or unknowingly gotten a dance from a pregnant dancer. I unknowingly got a dance from a 3 month along dancer with DD naturals (from her pregnancy) other than her chest she had yet to show. Once…

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I Know - Even For a Fag I'm Pretty Gay

I feel so liberated! Finally stopping trying to pretend to be a tough "ex-military" guy, and just revealing my true self to the board. I hope you folks do accept me for who I truly am.

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Strip Club Robber Pleads Guilty

Who knew that you could have such a crime spree in Wilkes-Barre, PA? Wilkes-Barre is the gateway to Scranton. http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news/1059266/Gronosky-pleads-guilty-in-4-cases