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Ever sought out the least desirable dancer? Ever actuallly go more than one danc

Dec 19, 2013, 7:31 AM
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Estafador
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So, as the title says, HAVE you ever intentionally sought out and got dances from the least desirable woman in the club (assuming that her hygiene is at least subpar)? Have you taken it a step further? What made you do this and how were you able to stand doing it for at least a song. I assume intoxication helped.

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SlickSpic

No!No!No!

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sofaking87

I did it by mistake, I saw a chick with huge cannons, although she was a bit chubby. I waited most of the night for her, while she hung out with some PL. Anyways I say her leave the dude, and I started to chase her down. I lost sight of her behind a small wall. I saw the head of some medusa, with snuggle teeth, and dirty stringy hair! It turned out to be the chick I wanted.

I still asked her for a dance, and when she spoke she spat from between the screwed up teeth. She also spoke with a lisp!

That being said, her tits were amazing and well worth the wet dog hair she possessed.

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SlickSpic

"That being said, her tits were amazing and well worth the wet dog hair she possessed."

Great phrasing.

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Dougster

I did this with txtittyfan's daughter a number of times just because I wanted to play with her feelings and piss off her father.

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tumblingdice

Yeah! That's my motto,"Set the bar low".

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Alucard

I don't play dumb games in a club like you seem to want to Estafador.

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Prim0

I've found that some less attractive ladies will show their appreciation with more enthusiasm....but even I have my limits. Two of the best dances I've had came from scrawny brunettes that were somewhere in the middle of the range for the clubs I was in at the time.

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Estafador

@alucard sounds like an attack but I won't resort to troll level like you've seem to succumb to. So instead this:

You go to a club to have fun, not be uptight and serious. I know you look at it like a playground so enjoy different rides. Dont stick to the same ol like a boring stickler. Why is is bad I want to make a "game" out of a fun time?

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shadowcat

I quit drinking 5+years ago. So if I ever did it had to have been before that.

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mikeya02

Hey Estie, Alucard does it all the time. He picks out 40yr old skanks that will blow anyone for cheap. He should come clean on this. As for me, nothing with strippers, but I fucked a fat girl once cause it was her birthday. The beach party got to me.

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crazyjoe

Sounds like alturd is jealous.

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Clackport

Lol, nah.

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mikeya02

Estie likes to fuck around and have fun. And Aludowner suddenly appears to dampen things once again.

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mikeya02

One last funny. If Alucards brain was in a bird, the bird would fly backwards.

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bang69

I've done that a few times. And have gotten some of the best vip dances & extras. I've ever had

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motorhead

This sounds more like a question ibbiwackicini would ask....not you Esta

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Estafador

@motorhead Everyone has their moments I suppose

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Lone_Wolf

Not intentionally but I have said yes to dancers without looking and ended up in this situation many times. Rarely great.

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lopaw

I have grabbed up a few Monet's in dark clubs, but it wasn't intentional and I made the best of it by keeping my eyes closed during the dance.

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crazyjoe

Lol Mikaya. You funny

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DandyDan

I never seek out girls I don't find desirable. Now, if you consider other people's definition, or even society's definition, of what is desirable, sure I have and so has everyone else here.

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Clubber

A fave from years past was nothing to write home about, but that girl could suck start a Harley!

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Tiredtraveler

I usually stay to the middle of the road. The best looking girls many times give the worst dances. I will usually choose an 8 over a 9.5. I have had to many experiences where the 9.5 feels she does not have to put forth any effort because she is beautiful and knows it.

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