The Hawthorne Strip
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1026 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214, USA*

Stopped in here because I had...

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PDX999
Dec 24, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Stopped in here because I had a buddy in town and we were curious. Low expectations going in, but it turned out to be a positive experience, overall.

Place is your typical Portland dive bar meets strip club. The stage is to the left and a bit behind the door, so the first impression is that it's just a bar. Couple tvs playing sports and lots of bar seating, plus a few tables. The girls dance on a square stage with about six seats at the rail and two small cocktail tables.

Girls were pretty hot. No knockouts, but no dogs either. I thought they'd be nasty because the place looks pretty dumpy from the outside, but the three dancing I'd rate as six, six, seven. All three gave energetic stage shows and had their own spins on performing. Being the holiday season, one of the dancers even danced to a christmas song. We stayed for one set for each girl. All told, we spent about twenty bucks for a beer each and tips. I'd call that a great value.

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