Santa in a Strip Club

12/20/2013 8:20:41 PM

Anyone ever go to a strip club dressed as Santa Claus?
Tonight I went to a local strip club in Northwest NJ with my friend who was dressed in a full Santa suit (we were coming back from an appearance at a local party).
Unfortunately it was slow at the club, a few dancers requested pictures with Santa, but no free lap dances or drinks were offered.

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kingcripple

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11 years ago

No but today I saw a guy with white hair, a white beard wearing a red shirt. It was definately Santa Claus. My waitress had to take a second look

lopaw

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11 years ago

Thankfully no. I see enough fat old white guys who look like Santa year round.

sharkhunter

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11 years ago

No but I had a dancer ask if I wanted to see Santa. I said sure.

When she got on stage she got nude. I still didn't know what she was talking about. Then she squatted down in front of me and opened her legs. There was Santa! Santa was dangling from a clit piercing. :)

ATACdawg

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11 years ago

It's like Mae West said, "When I was good, I was very good. When I was bad, I was better."

You'd think they would have known that Santa had gifts for all the BAD girls!

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I would've busted out my stocking stuffer.

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

jackslash

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11 years ago

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

If Santa Claus is White then how come his first name is Spanish? I think he might be some kind of Spic-Kraut combo-A Sprout.

toysales

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11 years ago

There is a guy that comes into Mickey's that the dancers call Santa. He Even has the gray beard. He doesn't get dances. He pays $5 for a boob grab. He must get a lot of them because the girls love Him. He also comes most Tuesdays and hands out tweenkies to the dancers.

Estafador

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11 years ago

spainards are technically white bro. Why do people forget Spain is in Europe which is what made hispanics today?

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Because of over 600 years of Moorish occupation, more Spaniards have African DNA than other Europeans.

ATACdawg

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11 years ago

Slick, all this time I thought Santa's first name was Italian! Just another moneymaking plot by la Cosa Nostra, I guess;-)

Estafador

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11 years ago

Did all the strippers sit on his lap and tell him what they wanted? I'm sure the majority of them wanted his johnson...and money

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