Anyone ever go to a strip club dressed as Santa Claus? Tonight I went to a local strip club in Northwest NJ with my friend who was dressed in a full Santa suit (we were coming back from an appearance at a local party). Unfortunately it was slow at the club, a few dancers requested pictures with Santa, but no free lap dances or drinks were offered.
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Santa in a Strip Club
Dec 20, 2013, 8:20 PM
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Thankfully no. I see enough fat old white guys who look like Santa year round.
No but I had a dancer ask if I wanted to see Santa. I said sure.
When she got on stage she got nude. I still didn't know what she was talking about. Then she squatted down in front of me and opened her legs. There was Santa! Santa was dangling from a clit piercing. :)
It's like Mae West said, "When I was good, I was very good. When I was bad, I was better."
You'd think they would have known that Santa had gifts for all the BAD girls!
I would've busted out my stocking stuffer.
Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
Because he only comes once a year and then it's down the chimney.
If Santa Claus is White then how come his first name is Spanish? I think he might be some kind of Spic-Kraut combo-A Sprout.
There is a guy that comes into Mickey's that the dancers call Santa. He Even has the gray beard. He doesn't get dances. He pays $5 for a boob grab. He must get a lot of them because the girls love Him. He also comes most Tuesdays and hands out tweenkies to the dancers.
spainards are technically white bro. Why do people forget Spain is in Europe which is what made hispanics today?
Because of over 600 years of Moorish occupation, more Spaniards have African DNA than other Europeans.
Slick, all this time I thought Santa's first name was Italian! Just another moneymaking plot by la Cosa Nostra, I guess;-)
Did all the strippers sit on his lap and tell him what they wanted? I'm sure the majority of them wanted his johnson...and money
No but today I saw a guy with white hair, a white beard wearing a red shirt. It was definately Santa Claus. My waitress had to take a second look