Intelligence Test

Not me

If she said "Moldova", I would have heard "Mulva".
(My Seinfeld peeps feels me, I know!)

I'm was always an "A" student in Geography.

Not to be confused with 'next door neighbor:

Mol·da·vi·a (ml-dv-, -dvy, môl-)
1. A historical region of eastern Romania east of Transylvania. Part of the Roman province of Dacia, it became a principality in the 14th century and passed to the Ottoman Empire in 1504, although it was continually attacked and often controlled by other powers. In 1861 Moldavia united with Wallachia to form the nucleus of modern Romania.

Me: I'm from Austria.

Stripper: Well put another shrimp on the bar bee.

Reminds me of a tv show called Wheel of Fortune that had a prize puzzle with a trip to Romania. I thought that sounded as exciting as winning an RV with gas prices at $5 a gallon.

I think they stopped teaching geography in school decades ago. Any American over 30 might appear smart compared to modern day graduates.

@Lopaw-"Who are you George Costanza?"

"I am the opposit of every man you've ever met."

Here's the clip from Seinfeld:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vq5-dRYp…

And this dialog if ilbbaicnl had been speaking Juicinese:

ilbbaicnl: waye u talks i likez u frum wear at???
Stripper: Sorry...couldn't hear you over the music. Can I sit with you?
ilbbaicnl: yo fo dillies sitta sitta down yo assa. U talks all sexxxy an shee-it. Where u frum???
Stripper: (confused) Thank you. I appreciate the complement. I am from Moldova. Do you know where Moldova is?
ilbbaicnl: Ummma Ummma Ummma... Dat be da place wher mold cum frum???
Stripper: (nonplussed) No, I'm from the country of Moldova. I grew up in Chisinau. That's a city in Moldova.
ilbbaicnl: u grue yo chesticles in a moldy oven??? Dat shit don make so cents. butt u gotz da nice nice tittays. Yo ass be reelee sexxxy. Kin I payz u 2 lemme put an xxxtra kris-pay drumma sticko up yo bunghole??? Me gots a booket! Howe mucho??? (Holding out $3.50, an old spearmint candy, and a used Kleenex tissue)
Stripper: Oh, I see. You are very SMART. I'm going to get the nice man by the door to escort you to the room for our smartest customers. (makes a bee line toward the bouncer).

Are YOU smart?

Moldova? Almost certainly a human trafficking victim.

what an obscure country. Anyone who asks that shouldn't expect an intelligent response

There's a lot of Eastern European dancers in my club, so I have a passing knowledge. But my claim to fame is I know all the Asian varieties; I can tell if a girl is Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Filipina, Thai, Taiwanese, etc...and most Asians aren't insulted if you ask their ethnicity so I get points for already knowing.

@Rockstar-Were you Cotton Hill in a previous life?

LOL No but maybe I'll turn in to him when I grow up.

There is a difference between knowledgeable and smart. I am smart enough to recognize that hibachi knows where Moldova is but that doesn't mean she is smart.
Alutard knows a lot of stuff about Star Trek and Wars but we know he isn't very smart 'cause he keeps posting stuff that begs attacking and has become the TUSCL Punching bag.

Which club was this babe at?

The Rail. Several years ago.

I might not know where Moldova is,but I know where the G-spot is.

I know where Hoffa is buried.