Maybe I'm too critical, but I get very annoyed when I see read reviews that say something like this:
"Valet (0.07), No cover, Coat check (0.02)" "HJ (1.20)"
Or
"got BBBJ for $$$"
Why change dollar amounts into decimals like 0.07? It takes fewer characters to write $7 or $2 or $120, and it's clearer.
And what does $$$ even mean? Is it $300 or simply a lot of money?
Why do reviewers do this? Do they think it's cool? Well, reviewers, if you keep writing dollar amounts in such douche-bag ways, you will be cursed with air dances and covered blow jobs!
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I'm with you Jack. That annoys me so much too. The .07 thing for a beer. Totally gay.
I guess they figure LE isn't going to figure out what "I paid $$$ for a blow job" means. Only those with an Orphan Annie Sectet Society Decoder Ring will figure it out.
Plus 1 Jack.
@Jack-Maybe if you switched back to regular coffee, zit wouldn't bother you.
Never mind. It bothers me, too.
@Moto-Drink more Olvatine.
@motorhead and jack....
SHHHHH!!!
You guys are totally giving away enough info for Uncle Leo to figure out our super secret code. Don't fuck this up my friends.
@Zip-Uncle Leo is too busy interrupting nephew Jerry during telethons.
Its almost as bad as the reviewers that tell you that drinks were the normal price and VIP was expensive.
because they're from usasexguide. I'm guessing 1.70 means $170? WHO THE FUCK pays that much for a hand job? WTH
It IS retarded. Like the people who say "I spent $$$ while we were back there. Left happy." What does that even mean?
I guess they're looking to not incriminate themselves even though everyone can read between the lines. If you paid 150 for sex, just say so.
It's some sort of Alutard code speak.
"I spent $$$ while we were back there. Left happy."
I always leave a VIP happy because I got some boobies in my face from a hottie. LOL..... if you are not happy in VIP then why the hell go.
@crsm maybe it was expected that they'd be happy in VIP and they were disappointed. I know it happened to me twice.
OK lets make a clear post: I had 3 16 oz Naragansetts -- $4.00 apiece and I tipped another $5. She had one Red Bull for $5.50, plus $1.50 tip. I got 4 dances for $90.00 which included 2 acts that made me smile, feel drained and want to smoke a bowl with the sunroof open despite the fact it was snowing.
They only know Text Talk &/or are just Lazy.
^^^^^^
There is much truth in what Alucard just posted.
THX Art. :)
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