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Stupid Ways of Indicating Dollar Amounts

Dec 19, 2013, 2:56 AM

jackslash

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Maybe I'm too critical, but I get very annoyed when I see read reviews that say something like this:

"Valet (0.07), No cover, Coat check (0.02)" "HJ (1.20)"

"got BBBJ for $$$"

Why change dollar amounts into decimals like 0.07? It takes fewer characters to write $7 or $2 or $120, and it's clearer.

And what does $$$ even mean? Is it $300 or simply a lot of money?

Why do reviewers do this? Do they think it's cool? Well, reviewers, if you keep writing dollar amounts in such douche-bag ways, you will be cursed with air dances and covered blow jobs!

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motorhead12 years ago

I'm with you Jack. That annoys me so much too. The .07 thing for a beer. Totally gay.

I guess they figure LE isn't going to figure out what "I paid $$$ for a blow job" means. Only those with an Orphan Annie Sectet Society Decoder Ring will figure it out.

Plus 1 Jack.

SlickSpic12 years ago

@Jack-Maybe if you switched back to regular coffee, zit wouldn't bother you.

Never mind. It bothers me, too.

@Moto-Drink more Olvatine.

zipman6812 years ago

@motorhead and jack....

SHHHHH!!!

You guys are totally giving away enough info for Uncle Leo to figure out our super secret code. Don't fuck this up my friends.

SlickSpic12 years ago

@Zip-Uncle Leo is too busy interrupting nephew Jerry during telethons.

shadowcat12 years ago

Its almost as bad as the reviewers that tell you that drinks were the normal price and VIP was expensive.

Estafador12 years ago

because they're from usasexguide. I'm guessing 1.70 means $170? WHO THE FUCK pays that much for a hand job? WTH

Hard4Dancers12 years ago

It IS retarded. Like the people who say "I spent $$$ while we were back there. Left happy." What does that even mean?

I guess they're looking to not incriminate themselves even though everyone can read between the lines. If you paid 150 for sex, just say so.

tumblingdice12 years ago

It's some sort of Alutard code speak.

crsm2712 years ago

"I spent $$$ while we were back there. Left happy."

I always leave a VIP happy because I got some boobies in my face from a hottie. LOL..... if you are not happy in VIP then why the hell go.

Estafador12 years ago

@crsm maybe it was expected that they'd be happy in VIP and they were disappointed. I know it happened to me twice.

skibum60912 years ago

OK lets make a clear post: I had 3 16 oz Naragansetts -- $4.00 apiece and I tipped another $5. She had one Red Bull for $5.50, plus $1.50 tip. I got 4 dances for $90.00 which included 2 acts that made me smile, feel drained and want to smoke a bowl with the sunroof open despite the fact it was snowing.

Alucard12 years ago

They only know Text Talk &/or are just Lazy.

farmerart12 years ago

^^^^^^

There is much truth in what Alucard just posted.

Alucard12 years ago

THX Art. :)