Never again with a Stripper!

19 comments

• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  Your only review was posted on December 20th. Today is the 23rd. It sounds like you joined TUSCL just to announce to the world that you're no longer going to strip clubs. Correct?
• bman77

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  11 years ago

  man, that's bad stuff. Worse that's ever happened to me was body odor that was so bad I almost hurled.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Many strippers have the sense not to rub ol' Aunt Flo all over your pants. So don't give up!
• just4fun2

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  11 years ago

  maybe she thought you were a vampire!
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  Hope you were wearing your red pants.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  You joined in December and you're out already? You lack persistence.
• deogol

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  11 years ago

  That's called leaving her mark!
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I guess that guy is done. Period !
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  The Scarlet Letter!
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  That was a messy, inconsiderate Lap Dance - not sex. Did you inform the management?
• rockie

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  11 years ago

  I've had a couple of inconvenient moments with naked women, but I haven't stopped liking naked women. Don't wish to experience the OP's situation, but sometimes shit happens! Alucard: Mentally the OP was fucked, or at least his visit or pants were! I don't see management doing much besides offering someone a couple of free passes and faux sympathy. The dancer would get the night off from there, but probably wouldn't get the night off beforehand just for mentioning it is her time of the month.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  So let me get this straight. One period stain and you're done, huh. Sounds like somebody's a quitter. Not me. What's a little bit of blood in the grand scheme of things. Frankly, the women who bleed are more man than you, my friend.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  Fuck through the period!
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Clear your history so you won't get in trouble with your mom. Enjoy the second half of the eight grade next year!
• pabloantonio

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  11 years ago

  I remember once I scheduled a visit with a Fav to occur in one week. When I arrived, she apologized profusely, saying she had started her period that day. "Do you want to call off our date", she asked. I said "that's ok, it's natural for a woman to have her period." I fucked the shit out of her.
• Electronman

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  11 years ago

  So you've given up strip clubs based on one bad experience with a stripper? Why not compound your questionable logic and give up women all together?
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  That’s like giving up driving b/c you got a flat tire. Accidents happen especially in the confines of intimate contact – your accident could’ve happened w/ a civvie also - would u give up on women altogether then as electron mentioned.
• luvthepus

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  11 years ago

  You can't be scared just dig in and keep your tongue up high where it counts. A little flow won't hurt sometime you just got to up your game a bit son.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Maybe he should give up on the opposite sex too if the first girl he meets says no. I doubt this would have happened in a high scale club.