Well I never got busted for giving dancers rides to work. But, I let them off a short distance from their clubs, so management wouldn't see a dancer being given a ride by a customer.
Some of those others are hilarious! Probably any webcam girl in Arizona is "illegal." I guess everything in Texas is big, because it allows more dildos than Arizona does.
Well I'm not promising to marry anyone so if a girl sleeps with me, the law doesn't apply. I can't imagine someone starting off a marriage by filing a lawsuit requiring marriage. SC should remove this stupid law.
Can you imagine hearing of a lawsuit with a girl saying, "he promised we would get married before I slept with him. Now he will pay.". Actually maybe I can. Seems like losing half of all your assets is a pretty big price to pay because the girl didn't wait and believed a lie. she might need to video tape the conversation and the sex too just to prove it. If the guy denied it, I would believe the guy. amateur pornos might make jury duty more interesting in SC. that's the only way to have convincing evidence.
Some funny ones that are missing. Not sure how many are urban legends, but funny.
Ohio: It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
However if it's sunday or the fourth of July then they have an out
No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
The next one is not a sex law, but I wonder what brought this one up
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Michigan:
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
Detroit: Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
Connecticut:
Another funny one, but not sex related:
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Arkansas:
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
But god help him if he is illiterate, because
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas†incorrectly
Indiana:
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Nevada:
Clarification on Sex toys are outlawed. That's only in Reno.
Elko must have very ugly people because:
Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
Florida:
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts†and live together in the same residence.
Oral sex is illegal.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Scary thing about that one, is likely someone tried this. Ouch.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts†with another person.
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Some of those others are hilarious! Probably any webcam girl in Arizona is "illegal." I guess everything in Texas is big, because it allows more dildos than Arizona does.
Can you imagine hearing of a lawsuit with a girl saying, "he promised we would get married before I slept with him. Now he will pay.". Actually maybe I can. Seems like losing half of all your assets is a pretty big price to pay because the girl didn't wait and believed a lie. she might need to video tape the conversation and the sex too just to prove it. If the guy denied it, I would believe the guy. amateur pornos might make jury duty more interesting in SC. that's the only way to have convincing evidence.
Ohio: It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
However if it's sunday or the fourth of July then they have an out
No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July
The next one is not a sex law, but I wonder what brought this one up
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Michigan:
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
Detroit: Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
Connecticut:
Another funny one, but not sex related:
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Arkansas:
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
But god help him if he is illiterate, because
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas†incorrectly
Indiana:
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Nevada:
Clarification on Sex toys are outlawed. That's only in Reno.
Elko must have very ugly people because:
Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
Florida:
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts†and live together in the same residence.
Oral sex is illegal.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Scary thing about that one, is likely someone tried this. Ouch.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts†with another person.