Good Advice on Making Strip-Clubbing more Affordable
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
The only bad thing anyone can say about strip-clubbing is that it is expensive. Based on countless years of experience, I will give you some good advice on how to make strip-clubbing more affordable.
1. Drink moderately instead of getting blasted out of your mind on over-priced drinks at the club.
2. Do not invited strippers to your table and give them free drinks so you can hang out with these half-naked honeys and cops some feels.
3. Tip sparingly, putting a dollar bill in the g-strings of only the hottest dancers.
4. Do not take any dancers to VIP, where they will persuade you to engage in multiple lap dances and tempt you with extras.
5. Never ask a stripper to meet you OTC because you will spend more on her than on a car payment.
I trust that you will profit from my good advice, and I hope someday to follow it myself.
1. Drink moderately instead of getting blasted out of your mind on over-priced drinks at the club.
2. Do not invited strippers to your table and give them free drinks so you can hang out with these half-naked honeys and cops some feels.
3. Tip sparingly, putting a dollar bill in the g-strings of only the hottest dancers.
4. Do not take any dancers to VIP, where they will persuade you to engage in multiple lap dances and tempt you with extras.
5. Never ask a stripper to meet you OTC because you will spend more on her than on a car payment.
I trust that you will profit from my good advice, and I hope someday to follow it myself.
11 comments
#6 get in good with the non dancer employees. I have not paid for a drink on my last 3 visits to my favorite club. The bar tender brings it to my table as soon as she sees me come in. I have gotten my house VIP room charge comped 5 times.
2 Charge the strippers for sex in the ladies bathroom
3 Jerk off in an empty booth as a last resort
Fine Baby-doll + shots of patron = empty wallet every time.