I've been to this place a...

I've been to this place a few times in the past when I worked down the street. At that time, it was known for Russians/Eastern Europeans, as well as a number of Latinas - mostly Brazilian. Back then, it was good for a quick beer and handjob after work - and I was known to visit a handful of times before heading home to the girlfriend's house for dinner. Since I don't work down the street anymore, and don't live in the area, it's been a while since I could return.

Stopped by in the middle of the afternoon since I was in the area on business. Maybe another 5-6 guys spaced evenly around the bar. Maybe 10 or so dancers on duty. Unfortunately, I literally was not attracted to ANY of them. And here I was, excited to be re-visiting what I once knew as a sure thing with decent looking talent. Figured I'd finish my beer, and see if any lookers came out of the dressing room. Maybe one or two with decent faces appeared, but nearly ALL of the dancers on duty were much thicker than I prefer, or are even used to in a strip club environment. I understand guys have different tastes, so one or two is ok - but here, at least on this day, everyone had cellulite. IDK - just not my thing.

As I nursed my beer, a self-identifying Dominican pulled up a seat next to me. She looked like the female version of a male friend I grew up with - needless to say I wasn't turned on. She proceeded to flirt with me, and offer me dances, and "very special Dominican dance" as she pushed her tongue against the inside of her mouth to create an artificial bulge, meant to portray my penis I suppose. I politely declined, but she didn't get the hint - and stayed in the seat next to me the whole time. She rubbed my crotch, grabbed my dick, whispered and licked my ear, all the while offering me a blowjob. If I were a desperate man, I'm sure I would've taken her up. But low and behold I am not, so I declined again - even tipping her $2 to leave me be. I eventually finished my beer, and left.