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Fuck-Marry-Kill:Scary Democrats

Dec 20, 2013, 7:24 AM
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SlickSpic

Bienvenidos mis amigos. Tis a chilly Friday morning but as they say on Broadway, "the show must go on." Are y'all ready for the Scary Democrat edition of Fuck-Marry-Kill? I know that I am. Let's see who your lovely, or not so lovely, contestants are-

Barbara Boxer

Nancy Pelosi

Diane Feinstein

Let the games begin!

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deogol

Looking at the options, I think I puked in my mouth a little bit...

Could do some on Nancy Pelosi though, woman got tits.

Uh oh, more puke edging its way up...

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Dougster

Need more info. Which one has the most money?

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ATACdawg

Interesting mix, Slick.

All have pretty similar politics, about 30% of which I agree with. But as far as the quiz goes:

Nancy Pelosi - K. She was surely one of the progenitors of government gridlock.

Barbara Boxer seems to have integrity in her positions, even if I don't agree. I'll settle for sending her to a convent - should be an interesting experience for a Jewish girl!

Diane Einstein, I wouldn't even consider doing an 80 year old, but I'm feeling magnanimous today, so she can share Barbara's cell at the convent.

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ReadyPayerOne

Death is not an option?

Per the internet, Barbara is 4'11". Does that make her the spinner?

I can't do this.

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SlickSpic

Neither can I. I vote for suicide.

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crazyjoe

I say kill them all

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goodsouthernboy

Kill them all or kill myself

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Clubber

I'm with deogol on this one, except mine is...

youtube.com

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georgmicrodong

OK, I take back my previous comment about having seen enough death. Three more won't hurt anything.

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Estafador

with a name like Dianna "finestein" you'd think she be the finest there. Is there really no choice? I guess i'll go for Barbra Boxer.

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dallas702

Slick, those are really creepy possibilities. Perhaps, instead of Fuck, marry, kill, we could simply place them all in padded rooms in a mental hospital.

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