As I mentioned in an earlier...

As I mentioned in an earlier review, I don't know why I come here. I did it again and stopped in for some more punishment, and I certainly wasn't disappointed. Went in, went to the bar, the bartender was conspicuously missing so had to wait for a beer. It was apparent that I was being scoped out by a young black dancer because the second I got a beer she came right over. There was nothing special about her, okay looking, more slender than most of the other dancers except the one on stage. Awkward conversation, sort of just sat there, then asked for a drink and I dismissed her. I wasn't feeling it and didn't want to waste time.

I sort of figured I'd just have the rest of my beer and go and call it a night, then the very skinny dancer that was on stage came up and sat down. Well, she was either sprayed by a skunk or she was stoned all to hell. The latter was the obvious truth. She literally spent 5 minutes wrestling with her purse trying to get a $10 bill out for the bartender. It was kind of funny in a sad sort of way.

It was near impossible to understand what she was saying, she was so far gone. Eventually she got out that she gives a 2 for $20 in the "VIP". Okay, this should actually be funny and worth the $20 for the entertainment value. Off we go, she was stumbling all over and I was already regretting it. Well, it was certainly entertaining, not very sexy, but weird. She let my hands roam anywhere, and I mean anywhere I wanted them to go. It was a very sloppy dance overall, but because she was so bombed it was very easy to take control and just guide her to what to do. So, I guided her hand to the package, and she figured out what to do. So, for about a song and a half I got an OTP HJ from a stoned chick. Was it good? No, not really, but it was interesting. I honestly can't remember her name, but she was skinny, A cups, cute face, young blond chick.