Went in looking for a place...

Went in looking for a place to warm up on a cold evening. If you were trying to recreate the Star Wars movie where the hero opens up a big furry animal, and climbs inside to stay warm, this would be a great place to start. First, traveling down the gravel road makes you feel like you are visiting an abandoned planet. Next, you are greeted by a cashier so unfriendly you think she might have been cryogenically frozen. Once inside the door, you are on your own in the vast wasteland filled with dancers that come in two types: skinny little meth users that smile their darkened teeth at you, or big beasts that have found a way to survive the Ice Planet Iowa. If you want to see flesh, this is a good place because these big girls all have a lot to show. I am 6'3" and go about 245, and there were a couple girls in there that made me feel skinny. Before I could get my first drink, one of these big girls flopped down and made a chair disappear underneath the folds of excess flab next to me. She just sat there, barely talking to me and watching some other beast talk to a customer that "was hers". Never asked if I wanted a dance, barely spoke with me, mostly wanted to get me involved in the drama. Not thanks. Watched four girls parade (you couldn't call it dancing) on the stage, and got the hell out of there. DON'T GO!!!!!!!!