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• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  Easy access to drugs
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  Yes you do! One way or the other.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  You will never have to hear the ugly truth about your looks, your slightly dump body, wrinkles, manhood, performance, etc.
  
  "Oh, baby! You are so handsome, the BEST lover and the only man in my life."
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  You get to know all the juicy, behind-the-scenes gossip.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  @ATAC damn bro, how does it feel getting lied to like that. Hope you're not paying to hear this.
  
  ...if she isn't someone remotely related to your social crew, trophy girlfriend.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Learn first hand the effects of alcohol and drug abuse
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  You get to hang with her hot friends.
• skibum609

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  11 years ago

  Dating a stripper seems pathetic to me, but to each their own.
• ATACdawg

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  11 years ago

  @Esta
  
  I have never dated a stripper. Strictly a little bit of satire!