hey y'all One good thing about dating a stripper is you don't half to pay for extras. Ok y'all add on to this
You will never have to hear the ugly truth about your looks, your slightly dump body, wrinkles, manhood, performance, etc. "Oh, baby! You are so handsome, the BEST lover and the only man in my life."
@ATAC damn bro, how does it feel getting lied to like that. Hope you're not paying to hear this. ...if she isn't someone remotely related to your social crew, trophy girlfriend.
Comments
last commentEasy access to drugs
Log in to vote
Yes you do! One way or the other.
Log in to vote
You will never have to hear the ugly truth about your looks, your slightly dump body, wrinkles, manhood, performance, etc.
"Oh, baby! You are so handsome, the BEST lover and the only man in my life."
Log in to vote
You get to know all the juicy, behind-the-scenes gossip.
Log in to vote
@ATAC damn bro, how does it feel getting lied to like that. Hope you're not paying to hear this.
...if she isn't someone remotely related to your social crew, trophy girlfriend.
Log in to vote
Learn first hand the effects of alcohol and drug abuse
Log in to vote
You get to hang with her hot friends.
Log in to vote
Dating a stripper seems pathetic to me, but to each their own.
Log in to vote
@Esta
I have never dated a stripper. Strictly a little bit of satire!
Log in to vote