add on to this

Easy access to drugs

Yes you do! One way or the other.

You will never have to hear the ugly truth about your looks, your slightly dump body, wrinkles, manhood, performance, etc.

"Oh, baby! You are so handsome, the BEST lover and the only man in my life."

You get to know all the juicy, behind-the-scenes gossip.

@ATAC damn bro, how does it feel getting lied to like that. Hope you're not paying to hear this.

...if she isn't someone remotely related to your social crew, trophy girlfriend.

Learn first hand the effects of alcohol and drug abuse

You get to hang with her hot friends.

Dating a stripper seems pathetic to me, but to each their own.

@Esta

I have never dated a stripper. Strictly a little bit of satire!