Bieber retiring?

What do you guys think ShadowKat (note the K) will do if Bieber retires? I hear that dude follows the Biebs around in a windowless van with an air mattress in the back and Bieber posters all over the inside. When he isn't driving to the next Bieber concert or or cutting and pasting stories from the Onion on TUSCL he's engaging in self-abuse, imagining his idol.

I'm worried 'bout the dude...