While sitting in my favorite club yesterday, watching the Patriots play the woeful San Francisco 49ers and pissed because rain cancelled a golf outing I began to nice something unusual: a lot of weekday and weeknight dancers on a Sunday, which never happens. Because of this I began thinking of how many dancers I had enjoyed the CR with,who had provided something beyond a dance and relieved me of a certain fluid. After some math I determined it was 80% of the shift. What is the highest percentage of dancers ever, on any shift, anywhere, with whom you have had relations and more importantly who did you decide to go in back with? My decision yesterday was none of the above.
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last commentThere was a bikini club in the NJ bay shore area that typically had three dancers on weekday afternoons and up to five on weeknights . Many times I went in and had extras with each of them on prior visits or OTC dates. there were a few others in the area with similar percentages. I know I am not the only customer of those clubs that can claim that.
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Mine isn't anywhere near 5%, but I think I'm more of a traveler than you are. Either way, we've both enjoyed each event, eh?
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At the club at the same time? Probably 4, which would probably be around 15% of dancers working at that time.
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Did your score include women of color, if so did you wear your sheet, the one with eye holes cut out and the pointy hat? Inquiring minds want to know.
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As a normal human being and not a progressive I don't actually see color. I see pretty and I see not pretty. I am sure the type of woman you like twentytwo would be at best nauseating to a normal human being. I picture fat, less than serious hygiene, 3 kids with stretch marks proving their size and on welfare.
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But did you wear you sheets ?
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I don't need to be a member of the KKK to be a wizard under the sheets
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Saturday afternoon it was 72 so I worse shorts (commando). Sunday I wore soft pants and a patriots hoodie, until the champagne room. Then because it was cold I left my socks on. Since progressives cannot look at people as human beings and skin color is so important to all y'all I will confess that she is a first generation american born of Haitian descent.
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You a pinball wizard mikeya "you know that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball"
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Have better things to do, but if I was part of the base of the deomcratic party I would take time off from committing crimes and smoking crack to judge people via meaningless criteria. Hows that demographic thing workin out? Y'all come back, y'heah?
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Damn skidum read her some of your romantic poetry you know like the poetry you posted this afternoon, bet she takes you to VIP for free than whips your racist KKK ass.
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25, I'm also a Jukebox Hero.....
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Mikeya, : )
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Ya now 22 I'd continue this, but you're just a one trick pony and I get up at 4:30 for work. yes, I know the concept of work confuses your tiny progressive mind, but whatever buster. By the way the clubs you review? pathetic tourist traps. You live in Florida and yet you cannot even get strip clubbing locally correct. Scores? Rachaels? Fake tits and no contact. Great choice. Que lastima.
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^^^what do you mean 1950s more like the 1850s he seems to be yearning for Dixie Land.
And skidum I mean jagoff at least I got one trick you ain't got shit where do you work again at the plantation as overseer makin sure the Massa's cotton gets picked on time, do you get your rocks off when you whip the mulatta girls i hear you hum this tune all day
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now
Ah, get along, brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me feelin' now, brown sugar just like a black girl should
I bet your mama was a tent show queen
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
You shoulda heard me just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
How come you... how come you taste so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
Just like a... just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
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Zero. We don't have VIP nor any private areas. Some dancers pitch OTC p4p, which I can't responsibly pursue. Partly because I don't see cheating on the wife right now and partly because I don't have the extra funds after the clubbing visits so I need to decline, for now. I'm working to apply conservative approaches to improve my disposable cash situation for the future.
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I'm a semi-regular at the day shift of a certain Midwestern club (15+ visits in the first 9 months of the year, none since I started seeing one of the day girls OTC). Because I almost always do at least one VIP during an afternoon visit and the VIP treatment almost always includes a BBBJ and I generally refuse to be confined to one girl, there have been afternoons that 5 or 6 out of about 9 girls on day shift have had my dick in their mouths.
The awkward thing is that I had three favorites, all 5' spinners with admirable oral skills, who were often working the same shift. On one occasion I was sitting with one when another sat on my lap and the third came up and started massaging my shoulders. Decisions, decisions! I likened the situation in a PM to "traipsing drunkenly through a minefield on stilts" :)
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I guess at the end of the day it all goes back to the old saying: "If you need a law saying you're equal; you're not".
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^^^holy fuck are you for real ?
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Posting with you is like fishing in an aquarium you thin skinned little girl. At least now I know why you're hysterical about Trump. Had I known previously I would have understood you better and ignored you completely. Yo dude: Sticks and Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt. Try it, its why your posts make me laugh and mine make you cry. Its the internet, not real life.
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^^^ Loser
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I made a mistake yesterday I lumped Rick Dugan and you together I was wrong, what ever Mr Dugan has said it was never as vile or bigoted as you are my apologies to Dugan
Sliding you are nothing but a low life and a bigot and you make my skin crawl.
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The most strippers that I've ever been fucking at the same time in one club was four -- video girl, DS III, Ginger Bread, and Free girl. That was maybe 10-15% of the strippers who worked there.
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^^^Problem with that jackass is, if you allow it to bray unanswered the noise becomes normal, and some folks mostly younger ones get confused between what is right and what is wrong.
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^^^ Too late. The noise is normal on college campuses all over the US, and the young folks don't know what is right or wrong the way it is. Especially when all they focus on is how to lead with your feelings and emotions. It's got to feel good in order to be right. Rong!
They need to be taught how to get things done. Academia is the biggest brain wash since "refer madness" came out.
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Lmao twenty five. You are a pussy. Thanks for the laugh as divorce court was filled with miserable, self righteous dumb fucks just like you. By the way who is this sliding you denigrate? Must be awesome if you hate him.
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What is it break time on the plantation? does massa know you are communicating with the out side world ? Stupid ignorant bigoted fuck.
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No way little girl. My boss us like Jesus. Finest human being on earth. Must truly suck being you. You have my condolences.
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Skidumbass If we took a poll here on TUSCL, you would be among the least liked, most pathetic, of all of our regular posters. Stupid ignorant bigoted fuck.
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IDK, 25. I think IRL I could like both of you fuckers, but the childish back-and-forth between you in this thread (and others) shows neither of you at your finest.
25, you can be reasonable for a leftie, but you have to stop equating conservatives with Klansmen.
skibum, I tend to agree with you on issues, but you have to stop rattling the lefties' cages.
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last night was pretty dead relatively speaking at HK. only saw two really good girls that would be nines. but today there's already a half-dozen dimes this afternoon. as far as percentage i have fully enjoyed that might be less than 10%. there have been sooooo many girls here.
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i need more charm. and money. and viagra.
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Money and viagra are easy. ; )
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Use your welfare check for food for God's sake twenty five. Being popular here is like being the prettiest 500 pound woman. Just your type.
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving you ignorant buffoon, I will, and I'm spending the morning at a shelter doing something to make our country a little better, not worrying about anything you have to say.
While you are at it why don't you do something to make the world a better place and do something nice for someone beside yourself.
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Since when is going to a massage parlor considered spending the morning at a shelter?
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^^^^Ignorant fucking bigot !
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LOL. I am sitting in Probate Court. Older dude accused under 209A of hitting his younger girlfriend in the eye with his fist. Almost swallowed my tongue trying to stifle a laugh after your last post. Are you less original in person when you have no time to think? You don't live in Eastern Mass. right? I am wearing a grey suit with a charcoal colored shirt and black and red tie. If it's you say hi.
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Being on the dais at the Concerned Citizen Committee making a decision on who's lawn to burn your next cross, is not the same as family court you ignorant fucking bigot.
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All in all making you whine like the little bitch you are while I sit here at $275.00 an hour is making this a pretty good day. One trick pony time. Blah, blah, blah, bigot, blah, blah, bigot. Lol. Like a 4 year I imagine you clenching your little fists and stomping your foot. Make a quick reply the Clerk looks like she's going to call my case.
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Just making like your imentor Mr. Trump giving you a nickname and labeling you at the same time. Ignorant fucking bigot.
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You spelled mentor wrong. I am sorry thin skinned sad sack from Florida. Since I have much pity for you I will stop being mean to you. Why not create a new alternate ego other than tittyfag? Have a happy thanksgiving.
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Let me know if your Concerned Citizen Council decides to burn any crosses here in South Florida we will prepare a welcoming committee and show you some real southern hospitality You ignorant fucking bigot
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I grew up in South Florida stupid. Muslim terrorists of 9/11 fit in perfectly with the citizens of Dade and Broward. There was a reason they chose to live there with you. Simmer down or you will miss out on feeling superior to the poor people you're pretending you'll be helping tomorrow.
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Not in Dade or Broward you ignorant fucking bigot.
Happy Thanksgiving fool.
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