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skibum609
Massachusetts
While sitting in my favorite club yesterday, watching the Patriots play the woeful San Francisco 49ers and pissed because rain cancelled a golf outing I began to nice something unusual: a lot of weekday and weeknight dancers on a Sunday, which never happens. Because of this I began thinking of how many dancers I had enjoyed the CR with,who had provided something beyond a dance and relieved me of a certain fluid. After some math I determined it was 80% of the shift. What is the highest percentage of dancers ever, on any shift, anywhere, with whom you have had relations and more importantly who did you decide to go in back with? My decision yesterday was none of the above.
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And skidum I mean jagoff at least I got one trick you ain't got shit where do you work again at the plantation as overseer makin sure the Massa's cotton gets picked on time, do you get your rocks off when you whip the mulatta girls i hear you hum this tune all day
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now
Ah, get along, brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me feelin' now, brown sugar just like a black girl should
I bet your mama was a tent show queen
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
You shoulda heard me just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
How come you... how come you taste so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
Just like a... just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
The awkward thing is that I had three favorites, all 5' spinners with admirable oral skills, who were often working the same shift. On one occasion I was sitting with one when another sat on my lap and the third came up and started massaging my shoulders. Decisions, decisions! I likened the situation in a PM to "traipsing drunkenly through a minefield on stilts" :)
Sliding you are nothing but a low life and a bigot and you make my skin crawl.
They need to be taught how to get things done. Academia is the biggest brain wash since "refer madness" came out.
25, you can be reasonable for a leftie, but you have to stop equating conservatives with Klansmen.
skibum, I tend to agree with you on issues, but you have to stop rattling the lefties' cages.
While you are at it why don't you do something to make the world a better place and do something nice for someone beside yourself.
Happy Thanksgiving fool.