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What Do TUSCLer Get at McDonalds?

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

CrazyJoe gets chicken McNuggets

SJG gets biscuits and gravy, hold the biscuits

Larryfisherman gets a kids meal with a "girl" toy

Juice gets 1 of everything on the menu

Papi gets the mcrib sandwich

JS69 gets a mcflurry because he always has the munchies

It doesn't matter what shailynn gets, because regardless he's going to wind up in a bathroom stall talking to crazyjoe who is in the next stall over

RickyDougan gets a shamrock shake because he's gay

JimGassigan gets a breakfast Buritto because it's the closest thing he can find to a hot pocket

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JuiceBox69

I do not lol

I actually order two double quarter ponders with cheese and a Large Diet Coke

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mikeya02

I'm old school. A Big Mac and fries please

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JuiceBox69

Those fries are fucking nasty

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mikeya02

sez you

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vincemichaels

I get CocaCola, I stopped eating MickyD food substitutes. Up here you can get soft drinks for a dollar, any size as much as you want.

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shailynn

I was gonna put "Vince gets tofu" but I know they don't serve that.

I try my best not to eat there, but I have to admit I do it at least once a month. After driving or flying forever, and you pull into a turnpike rest-stop, and I say "fuck it, it's a Fish-O-Filet kinda day."

Juice, off all the national fast food chains, I'd have to say McD's fries are by far the best, 2nd place would go to Hardees or Arbys curly fries. Popeyes are good too but there aren't any in my area.

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lopaw

The only thing I get at Micky D's is the shits.

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shadowcat

The only time I go to McD's is when I am baby sitting my 8 yo grand daughter and she wants a Happy Meal for lunch. I'll get an order of fries and a coke. I gag on the rest of it.

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vincemichaels

I like Arby curly fries. Tofu, LOL.

I've only had that once back in the 80's when I was dating a vegetarian. For all her claims of health through vegetarianism, she was sickly, LOL

God bless you woman, I hope you are healthy now.

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ThereAndBackAgain

McChicken

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crazyjoe

The best fast food frys are Carls jr waffle frys

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crazyjoe

I eat the mc nuggets and then I get the McShits

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JuiceBox69

Shaylnn your to skinny to have a trust worthy opinion on food and fast food especially lol

#1 fries go to Wendy's
#2 Arbys
#3 Bo Jangle 's

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mikeya02

Wendy's!!??

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Jascoi

how cum nobody mentioned in and out? they have better fries, shakes, and burgers... especially the double double animal style. medium rare.. :)

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JuiceBox69

Because most of the board is on the East cost...we don't have In and out...it's a west cost chain

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JuiceBox69

Once I'm in Vegas I'm sure I will talk about them a Lott

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4got2wipe

Brilliant post desertscrub!

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Jascoi

as to mc D... i like the 'shake'. shake it to the left. shake it to the right.

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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Clubber

Chacken McNuggets with hot mustard.

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ATACdawg

The only things I get at McD's today is a very occasional breakfast to go - one large coffee with one creamer and a bunless sausage, egg & cheese biscuit along with two hash brown patties to take the place of the biscuit in a gluten free sandwich.

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TheeOSU

^^ While your avoiding the gluten you've consumed enough grease to lube your car for a year! :D

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TheeOSU

you're

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ATACdawg

Which is exactly why it's a "very occasional" occurrence! Maybe two or three times a year. ;-)

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s88

Oldest->Newest
Arch Deluxe with its mustard sauce
Chicken Caesar Shaker salad
Chicken Fajita with 2 packets of mild picante (discontinued)
Big mac, throw out the beef patties in the trash, so its a cheese, thousand island, bread, lettuce sandwich
Fish, no tarter (241 promo in my area for about a year, but its now too pricey for its plain taste)
Grilled Chicken Bacon Clubhouse Sandwich (discontinued)
McWrap Sweet Chili Grilled-no creamy garlic sauce (discontinued)
Ceasar sandwich/mcwrap (discontinued)

Today:
Chicken Snack Wraps, the only thing I buy there other than coffee now
Bacon Egg Cheese Biscuit, Sub Round Egg (I'll take the snack wraps this is a lil fat soaked but tasty)

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Jascoi

s88. (discontinued)

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twentyfive

Haven't eaten at Mickey Ds in 20 years.

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ime

Juice got herpes there.

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Clubber

25,

Always get it to go? :)

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twentyfive

Club everyone here seems to get the shits so best to avoid

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san_jose_guy

I like Mexican fast food better. I do understand that it is gringo food. But I also eat at some real Mexican taco places too.

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SJG

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JimGassagain

Bacon!!

I get my breakfast burrito with bacon, because when it sizzles in the frying pan it sounds like it's own applause. Yeahhhhh bacon!!

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JimGassagain

You ever noticed nowadays nobody admits to eating at McDonalds? It's like if you eat there you're some lower class of a human being.

I ran into my neighbor at McDonalds and I said "hey Lloyd, what are you doing here?"

He fidgeted and said "Hi! Who me? Oh I'm not eating here. I'm just here to meet a hooker! Yeahhhh.....He should be here by now (as he was looking at his watch)."

Lol! Lmfao...

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ime

Ldk what is a ldkburger? 2 buns mayo and a side of shame?

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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mikeya02

Two huge buns with freshly ground beef

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Tiburon

@ime LMAO remember it's DRENCHED in mayo and plenty of it

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sharkhunter

Hamburgers or cheeseburgers, sometimes fries and a shake too.
Their shake machine is always turned off after midnight in Greenville SC.
They probably saved me over $100 bucks in the last year alone by having the machine turned off. I end up getting ice water instead.

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Mate27

Ha ha! Figures SJG would eat at Taco Smell....

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sharkhunter

McDonald's is a 1000 times better than the university food I once had a meal plan for.
I had an all you can stomach meal plan and lost over 20 pounds my first semester.
I threw up the first day I ate there.

I lucked out one weekend by not eating there. Several hundreds students went to the hospital for food poisoning. The local news team interviewed a student. The meat was bad. They asked the student why everyone ate the bad meat. The student said, "well it looked awful and it tasted awful but we ate it anyway because that was normal."

McD's is really good compared to the crap I ate in college.

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sharkhunter

No bone pieces in the hamburgers either at McDonald's.

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san_jose_guy

Back before I as a successful entertainer, I used to eat at McDonald's all the time. But now I rarely eat there. I have much more fun taking strippers to my furnished condo.

But I still like to talk about McDonald's though, because in my comedy routines I present myself as an Authority on Average Americans. This is how I am able to sell out Madison Square Garden and shows in Ohio and Indiana.

Before I opened for the Pope I was fully vetted. I offer a clean comedy.

SJG

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Mate27

Holy shit! Do you think somebody got under SJG's skin today? Looks like we really know his first name!

Omg what a stupid fuck. Pretty brilliant JimmyG! That's some funny shit right there...

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Tiburon

Anybody remember the Angus. Boy was that shit the best. I miss it greatly

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twentyfive

^^^You could have gotten the shits with the cheaper value meal why waste strip club money on an Angus ?

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