What Do TUSCLer Get at McDonalds?
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
CrazyJoe gets chicken McNuggets
SJG gets biscuits and gravy, hold the biscuits
Larryfisherman gets a kids meal with a "girl" toy
Juice gets 1 of everything on the menu
Papi gets the mcrib sandwich
JS69 gets a mcflurry because he always has the munchies
It doesn't matter what shailynn gets, because regardless he's going to wind up in a bathroom stall talking to crazyjoe who is in the next stall over
RickyDougan gets a shamrock shake because he's gay
JimGassigan gets a breakfast Buritto because it's the closest thing he can find to a hot pocket
SJG gets biscuits and gravy, hold the biscuits
Larryfisherman gets a kids meal with a "girl" toy
Juice gets 1 of everything on the menu
Papi gets the mcrib sandwich
JS69 gets a mcflurry because he always has the munchies
It doesn't matter what shailynn gets, because regardless he's going to wind up in a bathroom stall talking to crazyjoe who is in the next stall over
RickyDougan gets a shamrock shake because he's gay
JimGassigan gets a breakfast Buritto because it's the closest thing he can find to a hot pocket
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I actually order two double quarter ponders with cheese and a Large Diet Coke
I try my best not to eat there, but I have to admit I do it at least once a month. After driving or flying forever, and you pull into a turnpike rest-stop, and I say "fuck it, it's a Fish-O-Filet kinda day."
Juice, off all the national fast food chains, I'd have to say McD's fries are by far the best, 2nd place would go to Hardees or Arbys curly fries. Popeyes are good too but there aren't any in my area.
I've only had that once back in the 80's when I was dating a vegetarian. For all her claims of health through vegetarianism, she was sickly, LOL
God bless you woman, I hope you are healthy now.
#1 fries go to Wendy's
#2 Arbys
#3 Bo Jangle 's
Arch Deluxe with its mustard sauce
Chicken Caesar Shaker salad
Chicken Fajita with 2 packets of mild picante (discontinued)
Big mac, throw out the beef patties in the trash, so its a cheese, thousand island, bread, lettuce sandwich
Fish, no tarter (241 promo in my area for about a year, but its now too pricey for its plain taste)
Grilled Chicken Bacon Clubhouse Sandwich (discontinued)
McWrap Sweet Chili Grilled-no creamy garlic sauce (discontinued)
Ceasar sandwich/mcwrap (discontinued)
Today:
Chicken Snack Wraps, the only thing I buy there other than coffee now
Bacon Egg Cheese Biscuit, Sub Round Egg (I'll take the snack wraps this is a lil fat soaked but tasty)
Always get it to go? :)
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SJG
I get my breakfast burrito with bacon, because when it sizzles in the frying pan it sounds like it's own applause. Yeahhhhh bacon!!
I ran into my neighbor at McDonalds and I said "hey Lloyd, what are you doing here?"
He fidgeted and said "Hi! Who me? Oh I'm not eating here. I'm just here to meet a hooker! Yeahhhh.....He should be here by now (as he was looking at his watch)."
Lol! Lmfao...
Their shake machine is always turned off after midnight in Greenville SC.
They probably saved me over $100 bucks in the last year alone by having the machine turned off. I end up getting ice water instead.
I had an all you can stomach meal plan and lost over 20 pounds my first semester.
I threw up the first day I ate there.
I lucked out one weekend by not eating there. Several hundreds students went to the hospital for food poisoning. The local news team interviewed a student. The meat was bad. They asked the student why everyone ate the bad meat. The student said, "well it looked awful and it tasted awful but we ate it anyway because that was normal."
McD's is really good compared to the crap I ate in college.
But I still like to talk about McDonald's though, because in my comedy routines I present myself as an Authority on Average Americans. This is how I am able to sell out Madison Square Garden and shows in Ohio and Indiana.
Before I opened for the Pope I was fully vetted. I offer a clean comedy.
SJG
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Omg what a stupid fuck. Pretty brilliant JimmyG! That's some funny shit right there...