According to Revelations, Trumpets will announce The End

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mikeya02
According to libs, Trump/Pence will announce The End

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JimGassagain
8 years ago
Nice!
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Ooooooh shit!
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Dougster
8 years ago
Queue up The Doors
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zipman68
8 years ago
Nope. No end coming 'cept when the sun becomes a red giant. Then the eventual heat death o' the universe.

The end of America will come when Trumpsta sells us out to the Russians. Say March 2017.

Then the glorious PLA will liberate us. Xie xie President Xi!
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Amend the Constitution right now. Avoid having to impeach Trump.

SJG
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DoctorPhil
8 years ago
ban all guns, repeal the 2nd amendment!
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dallas702
8 years ago
Wait, wait . . . I can see it now. The new President hires cheerleaders to perform before and after all his speeches. The Trumpets! To steal a word - "brilliant."

Maybe those Trumpets are what John of Patmos was referring to?
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DoctorPhil
8 years ago
@dallas702. i believe the word you are searching for is "strumpet".

make America great again. a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and a strumpet in every bed. yeah that's the ticket
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Trump getting this close to the Presidency has to be what John of Patmos was talking about.

That electoral college is the legacy of slavery and 3/5's.

Avert the need for impeachment or civil war. Amend the Constitution, end the electoral college and dump Trump.

Governing the most powerful nation on the earth is not a sporting match. The consequences are far too high to act like it is such.

SJG
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