Road trip to Jersey Bonus review! (or not)

So the night before I drove to North Jersey for work. Stopping at 3 clubs along the way meant that I reached my hotel very later. It also didnt help that I had to be up at 630 for work this day. So i was extra tired and trying to talk myself out of clubbing this night....but I really wanted to see what North Jersey had to offer. After reading many club reviews I settled on this place in Manville. Reviews seemed to indicate good looking white girls with a "free spirit". I was sorely disappointed.

After the 40ish minute drive to get here from my hotel I arrived between 930-10. Seems the club is on a side street in a small town. Abundant street parking and nobody really around. I head inside to find nobody at the register out front. This is my first visit and I dont know the protocol so I head in to the stage area and grab a seat. The stage is central with a couple polls. Seating is right up at the stage so you can tip the girls dancing directly.

There is a youngish white girl on stage with a decent figure...but barely a 5 in appearance once she comes close. Lots of tattoos and not a nice face at all. She has a nice attitude tho and we converse briefly with a tip. She was on stage for far too long without any signs of any other girls around. There are tvs around the top of the room perimeter but they are too small for the distance they are from where you sit. Eventually another girl come on stage and she is even worse than the last. Blonde, white (some kind of eastern European maybe?)...but far too old. Nice looking pussy tho. She made sure to keep showing it to me...ok I guess. I politely tip a dollar. When the next older unattractive girl comes on stage I decide I need a break. I head out to the entrance area and now there is a girl working the register. Probably cuter than any of the dancers but still on the chunky side. There is a large sign behind her saying "no phones". I ask her if it is ok to use it in the entrance area and she says sure. I check my messages, use the bathroom and when I turn to head back in the register girls says "he you didnt ever pay did you?". She is correct and I honestly fess up. I fork over the $10 and she brings me an "infinite refills" cup of coke. Most guys in the club appear to be drinking soda or water anyway.