Friday Fantasy

Friday night. after 10:00 p.m. -- I could see the neon signs from my nearby hotel room. This club is quite small, clean as a "steam-cleaned Chittlin" and well-managed and yet friendly. Having been here before, I kinda knew what to expect: WEEKEND DANCERS from outta town are much hotter than weekday and dayshift dancers. I loved the diversity of sizes, ethnicities, and degrees of "hotness." Not looking for OTC or extras at "da TAIL," allows me to set my own parameters for enjoyment. Rockford SUCKS. However, this club is located in a cluster of "Hotels/Motels/Holiday Inns" right off the expressway and surrounded by restaurants and nightclubs. It's a Businessman's "One-Stop." If you wanna see similar ladies, across the road you can find a Tilted Kilt, watch sports and grab a meal with your drinks. HOWEVER, if you are thirsty and wanna grab some T&A, you should be judicious in your selection of a nubile dancer who craves a chance to take $20 a song from your clenched paws and will let you "roam within reason." Mind you, this is not an East St. Louis or Detroit club where you can get oral, digital and/or damn near anal; this is flirtation, shit-talking and stick-shifting with the right lady who satisfies your appetite for young, firm flesh.

I had drank a bottle of Jack Daniels in my nearby hotel room, and found little need to pay $8 or $9 for the same inside the Tiger Tail. I believe Budweiser products were on sale for $3.00. The cover charge was only $3.00 and my MGD's were $4.50. I gave the bartenders $6 for every bottle. This was reasonable compared to the high-priced clubs in the Chicago suburbs who may be just "pastie parlors posing as topless clubs." The TALENT last Friday night was very good. Some pole trix, some ass shaking, and surprisingly decent conversation. I believe that the reason, I enjoyed myself, was that availability of 5 slot machines, located directly to the right of the entrance. I was solo that evening and found that I could avoid the "tip walk," for the basket of deplorables and try my luck on the machines. Loose and Loud they were.(the SLOTS not the SLUTS... I would double/triple my $$ and cash out to buy beer or dances. There are lingerie establishments and massage parlors in the area, should one need to view bared titties and get a "hand job." Trust me, THOSE ladies are no beauties. I found myself with a 23 year-old mulatto from Chicago, who said she eas also a college student and she started caressing Mr. Happy with discretion and I knew we would soon be paying the $10 cover fee too the V.I.P. and go off to the VIP Room with Love Seats and CocKTail Tables, illuminated by Christmas tree lights and then you are on your own away from the watchful eyes of hired security. I had a few thoroughly enjoyable dances and knew that I would cum back for this dancer. YMMV. I smiled, drank, gambled and walked back to my nearby motel after a 2 hour stay.

DANCERS -- I saw Asian, Latina, College-girl Caucasian, Young Moms, Career Club Hoppers and an Aggressive African American during my stay. I have been there during earlier shifts and during the weekdays and know that this diversity is not the norm. I have the opportunity to return to the Chicago area and to visit other cities. I like my quarterly visits to the Tiger Tail for what it is. It's like the "Steak & Shake" of Adult Entertainment. Go for what you know and like. Try a new item/entree/shake and you may be pleasantly surprised or seemingly disappointed. Did not expect to get laid, blown or make arrangements to meet outside the club. If that's your goal, this ain't your joint. My joint was teased, pleased and I cut off the dances before it released. Soiled wet pants in 30 degree Rockford weather makes for a discomforting walk back to the hotel.