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THE BEST VIP ROOMS IN HOUSTON CLUBS?

Anyone like to spend money & time going back to the VIP room? What club in Houston has the best VIP or Champagne Room? Is it obviously private, where the gals get down and party? Heard that it's on a…

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What is with the pages of silly blank posts

Why the insult posts the are re-posted for again and again for pages? Do you that do think this does anything other than annoy the non targeted?

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My first introduction to a ROB

This happened years ago but the story just came to mind, so I thought I'd share it. I stopped in a strip club that I had never been to previously. I was approached by a fairly attractive Brazilian woman who seemed…

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Why I love the ignore feature

I haven't done this for ages, but here goes: BUMPyknuckles --> Ignore 13 idiotic Discussions in a row this morning!

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High School girls dancing

How many actual still in high school girls have you seen dancing. I saw three in a club I used to frequent their first week. A while back I was in the club and was sitting with a dancer when a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Back to the oasis

Been awhile since I've visited and was in the area so stopped in. Saw some familiar faces and a good mix of new faces. Was there for happy hour so a few more…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Solid basic club

This is a solid basic strip club. The girls are hot without being overdone like they might be in Vegas. I visited around 4:30 pm and there were about 4-6 girls on shift with a…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First Timers - Did we get spoiled?

Oh, my word! We went as a couple. We had checked out the reviews and something kept sending my wife (the researcher) back to the Palomino decision. We called the club and talked with the manager…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Not as bad as I expected

The Golden Dragon sure is a weird place. Decided to check it out since I've been hearing their ads on the radio. The bouncer downstairs told me cover was $10, but once I…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Mediocre time

I went to Los Angeles last night and paid a visit to Club Fantasy. The first thing I noticed was that the admission price had been raised to $12.00. It was $10.00 last…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Consistency and Aesthetics

Bourbon Street may be the best club in the valley of the sun in terms of dancer quality as the girls here are absolutely smoking; gorgeous women with rocking bodies of all sorts of different…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not bad

first time in philadelphia, and I went to this strip club because it was close by. Philly itself is pretty conservative and a bit run down.. I was surprised that there was a street full…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Don't bother

Been quite a while since I was in the area and I decided to stop in for a couple of beers. If you're looking to get entertained....Go elsewhere. I sat there for a couple hours…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Waste of time

I return to this club after a remodel. Let me tell you it was quite the disappointment. Gone are the VIP private dance rooms. Now they have some kind of stupid "club" inside…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Running down.......

So I have been to Babydoll's twice. The first time with a mixed group of guys and girls, and it was cool (for a first-timer) & not sketch. Cool enough to want to return. The second time…

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why are escorts all so skinny?

So I was browsing around different escort websites just to see what an actual escort would cost compared to bp hoes. First off, I see why people go on bp; compared to actual escort sites, bp is super cheap and…

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January

January is a great strip club month, because people get their Christmas credit card bills and 99.9% of people have no money. Dancers also have bills to pay and more work in January to make some extra money than…

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Bullying forced Charlotte McKinney to drop out of high school

Poor baby! Of course, when she dropped out of high school she was 24. http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/charlotte-mckinney-facebook.jpg http://pagesix.com/2017/01/27/bullying-forced-charlotte-mckinney-to-drop-out-of-high-school/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170127

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

One of the best clubs I have been to

Located right off Interstate 275, the club is easy to access from anywhere in the Tampa Bay Area. The area of town seems fairly safe and the parking lot is well lit. The cover is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Review

As a lot of other people I've visited this place several times. I never do the valet and just park nearby then walk over. I haven't been here in awhile but there were at lot…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

la femme nikita

Stopped in at hillier on the off chance Amanda was working a saturday or that I might run into some else as fun. After watching the stage show for half an hour or so Nikita,…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Nice atmosphere, nothing spectacular

I've been to SinRock a number of times. The club is small and out of the way. Bouncer at the door takes $10 and you're required to buy a drink. Club seats…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

More hit than miss

Back to Cowboys, after a long absence. My last trip was disappointing. The club itself is much the same, adequate parking ( arrive from the west through fast food lots to avoid loitering…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visit

I went to Set it Off again after over a year break. The signs in the front say new girls and under new management. This is the place with the $5 bar side grind guys…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Not a bad night

Had not been to Blaze in a couple of years, so decided to venture out there on a random weeknight. Parking was $10 in the back and $20 in the front area....I parked in the…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Meh

After my last trip, I decided to visit CRC again for the lunch special. I got there about noon (no cover) and there were several other guys there. I checked the board by the DJ…

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If you open Wikipedia and keep following the first link on each subsequent page

SJG stop posting 2000 out of context links every time you comment.

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Came at the wrong time

It's probably been a little over a year since the last time I visited the treasure club but I had some extra time plus extra cash on my hand(and a free pass lol), so I…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

pleasantly surprised

Not many reviews on this place and the ones I read weren't great. Stopped by on a weekday afternoon to kill some time. Door guy was doing his best to look like a hardass. No…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Didn't Get Through the Door

I've been here one or twice before. I knew what to expect (or not to expect I should say). I know this place has no alcohol, no VIP room, no touching, not many…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Late night visit

I haven't been here in a while. I was driving right past it one night just after midnight and I had to stop. So glad I did. Place was packed and hard to find…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphire hustle

I was surprised by the amount of hustle in this club for a Wednesday night, I barely had a chance to say goodbye to one girl before another would show up at my table. I…

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My Favorite Trump March Photo

http://www.theroot.com/woman-in-viral-photo-from-women-s-march-to-white-female-1791524613 This kinda sums up what I've seen on Facebook. Three fucking clueless Caucasian women, and an African-American woman there for a reason. Her hat says "Stop Killing Black People." I wonder how many people in that photo actually voted…

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Political rants on TUSCL: When they go low, go even lower

Title says it all... (apologies to Michelle O- and yes I think that would make a great gag line for the bottom of the page hint, hint)

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Positive as usual

Odyssey is one of my favorite clubs and my most recent visit was up to par. Went in the afternoon and cover was $5 with one soft drink min, my bottle of water…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Better than most

Pretty good decor. Under renovation in Jan 17. All other reviews seem fair. A 10 min private was $100 which was steep but worth it! Also your dollars at the stage go…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

title

Since it's been a few months since my last review. I tend to go here once a week or two. Exclusively during the daytime. I mostly don't go on a Thursday. Tue or Wed is…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

This review is going to be...

This review is going to be an overall review of the club over many times I've been there as a regular, instead of just one trip. First, the club is easy to find on…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Saturday night at Folds

I've been going here for over year now and dancers have improved greatly. I was in last Saturday to get a dance forom my favorite young blonde shot girl Gabby and was very impressed with…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Parking lot needs fixing

They need to fix the [parking "lot". Serious, the entire thing is a pot hole. And you can't tell how big it is if it's raining or after sunset because you're afraid of a flat…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Almost fell in love with a stripper

Was back in town, so had to hit my old stomping ground. Arrived on a Wednesday evening & was surprised to see the size of the talent on display. Felt like a kid in a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Not too shabby...

After doing a bit of research, I concluded this was the best choice in town, and after experiencing it firsthand, I was not disappointed. The club is set up with a stage in the middle,…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Thursday afternoon

Stopped in here on a Thursday afternoon about 2 pm or so after not having been in this club for at least 6 months. Last time here they had some cuties working and it was…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Diamond in the rough

I came out to this club because I heard one of my favorite dancers, Gracie, had started working here. The outside of the club is drab and the inside a bit small, but what…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

Off the beaten path

I was bored at home so I decide to give this place a try. Walked in but there was no girls yet they told me it is hard to get them there before 9 or…

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Paying a stripper to use a flesh light on you ?

You think if I brought mine in to a club I could get a bitch to use it on my Jimmy Fallon ?

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EITHER / or?

Anarchy or Structure? Dictatorship or Democracy? Peace or War? Politeness or Rudeness? ANOTHER reminder of the kind of INTERESTING & INTELLIGENT discussions we could be having if the VILE ATTACK DOGS would just leave the board. Please be POLITE to honor the memory of…

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Living like Juice

As I type this I am, between club stops, shitting on a toilet in a McDonald's. So this is what it's like to live like Juice. I feel like a homeless drifter - not sure I like it, lol.

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OT: Crisis deepens as Trump floats 20 pct tax on Mexico goods to pay for wall

PHILADELPHIA/MEXICO CITY, Jan 26 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump could pay for a wall on the southern border with a new 20 percent tax on goods from Mexico, the White House said on Thursday, deepening a crisis after plans…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Solid Toronto Spot

Having visited Toronto fairly regularly, I would often pass this place and think, meh. Yonge Street can seem kind of seedy. However, i went with a group of friends on a Saturday night (in November),…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

First time here

I was on my way to Bucks Wild on Thursday to check out the "events" that they supposedly have going on that have audience participation. It turns out that they don't. I was at the…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Best strip club in Dayton

Let me start off by saying this. They are NOT fully nude which a due to recent laws in Ohio. Went in here around 10:30 to have a drink and relax. I was surprised with…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Meh

I hadn't been into ALs for probably almost 2 years but I was in the area after visit some friends and I had some extra cash in my pocket so I stopped in for a…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Hit or Miss

About 10 years ago, Little Darlings was our go-to spot. It still holds a special place in my heart, but things have changed over the years. I find it to be a hit…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Disappointment in the Big D

I had the fortunate circumstance of having to go to Dallas for a few days, so I did my research and decided on Baby Dolls as the place to check out the action in the…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

One of my favs in the bay

Being away from the hustle and bustle of the clubs on Broadway, New Century is a very nice change. Overall the talent continues to impress and there is a mix of everything here.…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Slow Monday

I visited this past Monday after arriving in town earlier that afternoon. I usually like to visit during the afternoon if possible but my flight was delayed over 4 hours getting into town so I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

So, not bad for Houston, but not great

Walk in, after pulling everything out of your pocket and walk through a metal detector. 3 Stages on the lower level. Main floor area, and then two bars, right and left with seating…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Hottest dancer in RI

My last few days that I've had available to visit some clubs have turned out the same way. I start at Cadillac/Scores. Stay there for an hour. Am unimpressed and wind up ending my day…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Dirty Bird Again

After getting done with a meeting, I found that I had time to visit the club before heading back to the office. It was a slow afternoon in the club and only one other…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

New favorite club

I usually hang out in clubs on 8 Mile, but work brought me closer to Dearborn this week. The club isn't much different from any other. Valet isn't mandatory, so that's a big…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

An old standy

This used to be the only club I'd go to when I was 18-20, and the atmosphere hasn't changed a whole lot since then. It is now topless instead of nude, although most of…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

Not bad

This is kinda hard to find but stands out once you see it. The interior is nice and clean with plenty of seating. Nothing special looks like any club you've been to. There was about…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Best in CLT

Charlotte doesn't have a ton of great clubs (coming from NYC which may be unfair to compare to) but UTC is the best in the city. Friendly attractive girls that make you feel welcome. The…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Nice return to IR

I was in town for a business trip and wanted to try Inner Room in the afternoon. I went in there at around happy hour time and I'm glad I did. I had a great time. It…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Strippers...

I have been here once before but had been years. I am still surprised by the quality of girls it has in here for the area but there is zero millage to be had. There…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A few visits

Here recently after a long absence. In fact this is a combination of a few visits. I still enjoy this club. Saw Maria, all three visits. She's still an old favorite of mine from when…

Mynx Stratford

Stratford, Connecticut

Neighborhood Bar with a Strip Element

This is basically your neighborhood bar, but with strippers. The joint is shaped like an L. You walk in at the top of the L, and there's a very standard bar offering drinks for very…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Lots of new talent

I visited the Players club last Saturday night. They charge a yearly $15 membership fee and it is $25 to get in. You bring your own cooler and beer though, that makes it reasonable. I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in after watching the NFL...

Went in after watching the NFL playoff games were over. Paid the usual $10 at the door and another $5 for the drink with no refills. Stayed through the whole raotation of ladies then picked…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Still a Good Option

This is an update to a review I wrote back in June. I went to Keepers several times since then, the most recent being Friday night, and I wanted to report back. The layout of the…

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She put what in her pussy?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPtU6VnAbNA/

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Next steps

So The girl that made me PL of the year texted me today. She misses me (most likely my money but she said me) and wants me to come to the club. She says after the raids the…

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I took some shits anf giggles to the bank

They laughed on my face

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Fuck it bro

https://youtu.be/e7KinX9Zq94 Knock all your teeth out on the first try.. life is a joke?

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Crazyjoe does fireworks

Thisis a must watch! Funny as shit https://youtu.be/Ae0WcBwg7c0

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Dose of reality

•The strip club is not the place to look for a girlfriend •Strippers just want your money, they don't care about your looks or how nice you are •If you're a young guy, you shouldn't be wasting your time and money…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Many Daytime girls have moved to Drunk Horse Pub

Stopped by and didn't see the usual crowd. Talked to one of the girls and found out that there is new management running Sharkeys and many of the Girls have moved on to Drunk Horse…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Hood Spot

Your monetary value at Pardizios will get you FS with out a doubt. I went in with $50.00 and left happy. This club is located in the Irvington main district it is very dangerous at…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Afternoon action

This is my go to place for Friday afternoons. There's usually a pretty decent group of girls working the club. Your likely to find something to peak your interest. Usually not too busy from the customer…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A good time at the criket

I was in Detroit for the North American International Auto Show and had to make a visit to my favorite club in the Detroit area, The Criket. This was my fourth visit. I usually go…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

low liter

Was bored on a recent Saturday afternoon so I decided to check out the hi liter. Went in and no one was at the front so I breezed right in, let my eyes adjust. I've…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Don't take it for granted!

Used to live in the area, and was able to become a regular here at BD prior to leaving - do not take BD for granted! It is a great set-up (described numerous times before).…

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Gotta Laugh

So some morons revived years old threads, and retards are responding to them like they were created yesterday. Gene pool is fucking weak here, that's probably why I fit in so well.

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Protestors

Looking at the protestors I see a common theme (if you take away the paid professional protestors of which there are many, please note that when bus loads of protestors are recruited on Craig's list on other media site and…

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Strippers love flicking that bean

Up against my huge Erection

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Posh look club with good service

I decided to try the club on Sunday evening, reached around 9 and parked in their parking lot which costs $3. Went directly through front door and they did full security like an airport, even…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Happy happy hump day

This club is the best one on the west side of Chicago. It is hard to find good talent in the suburbs. The silliest thing about this club is the strap thing they have to wear…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Not so good

This is probably my 10th visit to Baby Dolls ever. I usually club in Lawrence. I got there around 6:30 on a Wednesday evening. Day shift girls were getting ready to leave and from my…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First and last trip

So before i begin, i just want to say that because of how easy it is to get tied up in this game, i've decided to not make a habit of going across the border…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Monday 11am

I have only visited this club one other time about a year ago. I was under the assumption that services were limited from my previous experience. One this occasion, I was the first…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Remodel underway

Went in on a wed eve around 8. They are remodeling the club....but sadly have plywood subfloors in the main area. There were maybe 6 or so dudes watching the stage sipping on…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Not bad

Entered club around 10 pm and paid the $15 cover. There were about 5 other patrons besides myself and about 6 dancers so the dancer to customer ratio was good. After a while they started…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Hardware Store

This was a very different kind of visit for me. Been here before, know some of the dancers, tip ok and tip everyone. Been looking a bit at one of the dancers. Sadly I think…

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Girl who doesn't do extras who works at an extras club

What do you make of a girl who works an extras club but doesn't do extras. I've seen this girl 2x now at a predominantly extras club in Tampa, where most of the girls are in the 6-7 range or below. But…

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Butch Trucks, founding drummer of the Allman Brothers Band, dies at 69

It's starting all over again http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/25/entertainment/butch-trucks-allman-brothers-obit/index.html

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Booth choice in the LD room

Are girls assigned particular booths? Why do they seem to seek certain ones out. I get trying to get a booth furthest in the back/most secluded but sometimes that isn't the case. What is behind their booth choices? Just wondering

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Tip Parade/Walk strategy

If you're in a club that has a post dance tip walk with a little pay for feel, what do you think is the appropriate dollar to time ratio? Like how long can you go/should you go before the next…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

Poor Showing

First visit in quite some time - maybe close to a year if not a little more. There's only one reason to visit this club, and that's the high mileage available from the dancers.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Horrible Visit- Lesson Learned

This club has a cover fee of $22 - $12 just to get in, plus $10 for unlimited drinks. (Disclaimer: Because, for whatever ridiculous reason, strip clubs in Washington cannot sell liquor.)…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Day & Evening Visits

Was in town earlier than expected so I stopped by at about 4pm and it was very quiet considering it was right after they opened basically. Got a beer and sat at the bar…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not bad for a hole in the wall

I stopped by haram house for the first time in years. It is in a pretty shitty part of town. Although I guess if you were coming from the eastside or northeast it wouldn't be…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

About as steady as they come

It seems that everything around us has been changing, and A LOT, but is seems that the Playhouse is the ultimate in being a steady, unchanging, rock solid experience for years, and hopefully for years…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Much improved experience

I've been going to PTs for years. It can be hit and miss. Today was a hit. I arrived when a new girl did her first dance. Chelsea, formerly a waitress was doing her first…

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Bulk restoration of Old Threads- WTF???

As far as I'm concerned this shit is a total disservice to the community and an annoyance. WTF?? Why???

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Nice little early Saturday night

Showed up around 7pm, they have valet parking but it wasn't busy so just parked very easily. It's a little hidden from major roads but easy enough to find. 20 entry, was pretty empty when I…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

off night?

Since I like Mario's so much I go back often. I rarely go at night but I stopped by cause I can't pass up naked girls... From the moment I walked in there was a…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

a cool relaxing place

Ive only been to this strip club to be honest and Im usually not a strip club guy but I came here on a Saturday and I was impressed from my last visit a few…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Good trip

I stopped by while I was on a casino trip in Tunica. I was up a little so I came into Memphis. I'd been here a couple of time and enjoyed it. There was a…

Fox Haven

Cleveland, Ohio

This review is from a stop...

This review is from a stop in approx. 2 weeks ago. I was in the area and knowing Bugsys(Lulu's) was closed and Peek-A-Boo is almost always a waste of time I decided to stop in…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Poor Experience for Money

Overall, I was extremely disappointed. No clear signals were given on what is allowed and too many bouncers overlooking. Don't waste your money! Every Stripper was wearing pastys and g-string covered. Also they seemed to…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

Thursday night

Went here while vacationing in Hollywood few months ago. It was near the hotel I was staying at so just walked. Lots of bars and people around so felt somewhat safe. Went at around 10pm.…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Consistent

Recently drove back from Birmingham, and instead of sitting in traffic I opted for a couple hours at Mardi Gras. When I arrived, I walked through the front door and into the club. In front…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Worth the trip

I stopped in on a Friday after work looking to kill some time before my flight back home. There were a lot of really friendly girls working but one in particular caught my eye. She…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

pleasantly surprised

Early evening arrival after a disappointing visit to Deja Vu down the road. No cover on a late afternoon visit, my domestic bottled beers set me back $4/$5 with tip. Maybe saw 5 dancers circulating…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

$30 topless dance; $150 for private nude dance; $10 for basic whiskey

Prices: $30 topless dance; $150 for private nude dance; $10 for basic whiskey Arrived at 4pm on a Saturday. There was no cover, very few customers and about a dozen to 20 girls. Not many customers;…

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OT: Trump wants to kill these 17 agencies: Here's what they cost

Some of President Donald Trump's planned budget cuts appear to be targeted more at undercutting Democratic priorities than at shrinking the national debt. A host of planned funding cuts to federal agencies, reported last week by The Hill, are part of…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Alot of beautiful women

This was my first time here and the place reminded me of Penthouse Club. There were many beautiful girls on shift and very few guys in the club. You would definitely have your choice. The…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

The only one in the club, my very own strip club.

I went into the club and I was the only guy in the place. The bartender came out and gave me my $10 bottle of water. There was one dancer in the place. There are…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

1320 will be missed

I have been to 1320 multiple times over the last year and half. This was a great neighborhood bar type atmosphere with girls that danced. Mot of the girls were really friendly to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I was up in Michigan and was looking forward to the action that most of the clubs can bring. I stopped in to the cricket at about 3…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Quite a Vision

First review, so I'll be a bit more thorough. You go in and the bouncer checks your ID ... not a fan of that, but no big deal. Paid the cover ($7 if memory serves) and…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Something new

I tried Sharkys on a weeknight for the first time in a long time. The last time I was here, I was hoping to see the same girl I had the previous…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

This place is a dump, but the dances are high mileage

The club is pretty grungy and it has a trough for a bathroom. It's pretty disgusting. There is a bar around a square stage. There are also tables surrounding the bar and a pool table near…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Meh

Ok ok, another review of my visit to The Men's Club Raleigj. Stopped in on a Monday afternoon around 4pm hoping to catch a decent day shift. Checked out a full rotation of…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Meh

Ok ok, another review of my visit to The Men's Club Raleigj. Stopped in on a Monday afternoon around 4pm hoping to catch a decent day shift. Checked out a full rotation of…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The Lodge remains king in Dallas

This place is one of the classics- and tried and true Dallas institution. I always try to make it over here anytime I am in Dallas. I was there on a Thursday night…

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PL PSA, Awesome Night Sky, expect Venus and the Cresent Moon

Awesome Night Sky! One of the coolest images in the night sky is always the conjunction of Venus and the Crescent Moon. Now here, the last week has been over cast and raining. Today it was clear. Last night Venus…

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Strip clubs in Hawaii

Anyone know of any good SC in Honolulu? The ones listed on here have terrible reviews but they're mostly old reviews.

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One would think those helicpoter pilots would know not to fly so close to King K

Are I right people!

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Teacher Sex-torted by Student for $28K

http://nypost.com/2017/01/25/teacher-allegedly-paid-student-28k-to-keep-sex-secret/ For once not in Florida!

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Strip club questionable attire

You ever wear or see someone rock questionable attire in the strip club? Were they allowed to wear it? Examples would be sunglasses, see through sunglasses, bandana/durag etc, a guy wearing short shorts etc. I once saw a patron have headphones…

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Strip-aholics Anonymous

I didn't go to a strip club today. #4DaysClean

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OT: Legendary Actress Mary Tyler Moore Dies at 80

Mary Tyler Moore, who played TV’s first sexy housewife and then a single, career woman who could turn the world on with her smile and toss her hat in the air like no other, died on Wednesday. She was 80. Her…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I'm impressed

I visited Marios Showplace last Wednesday for an afternoon break. I found the club very clean and nicely (not cheaply) furnished. A nice clean granite bar. Some tables and very comfortable leather…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Atlantic City Visit

I was spending some time in Atlantic City on a gambling trip and decided to hit up a local strip club. After checking out tuscl reviews and ratings this one looked promising. Got here about…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Another good visit

This place has a nice vibe to it, wait staff and bar tenders are really friendly. They even ask you if you need transportation when you leave. There are usually a lot of dancers on…

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Stripper Comics...

http://www.jacqthestripper.com/comics/ I think some of these are hilarious.

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Button Fly Jeans

Have you ever made a last minute stop at a sc and you were wearing button fly jeans, and the dancer wants to unzip your pants while dancing for you. She looks at you in confusion

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Pink

What is this new obsession with "Pink". I see it printed on all types of female clothing. The other day one gal was wearing an entire sweat pants and shirt ensemble with Pink written on them. Is this a fashion…

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The White House has never looked so good

.... or at least not since Trump took charge! http://www.redstate.com/uploads/2017/01/resist.jpg Thank You Greenpeace!

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New Dancer

I've just started dancing (first shift was Saturday Day, next shift is Thursday Night) and I'm hoping to get a guys perspective of what you are looking for when you go to a strip club for an enjoyable experience. I've…

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Struck Out Last Night

10 PM...and you'd have thought it was Monday afternoon. There were none of my regulars and only 2 dancers had any chance with me as the rest were frumps. On was a half Chinese and half Hawaiian beauty that I…

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OT: A young girl is hinting at being interested you, but is young? what do you d

So at my job, this 17 year old soon to be 18 year old is hinting to be very interested in me. I'm 25 and I have not even tried to get her number much less hang out with her.…

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which is more attractive?

An 8 with a great smile or a 10 with a permanent scowl. I'm 25 but I used to think it didn't matter as long as she was attracted to me. But I started noticing that a smile can go…

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Where? Floriduh of course.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/very-unsanitary-284907?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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How do you avoid becoming PL?

I've had fun with my ATF for a little over 6 months. It took me some time but once we got our system down she was always up for giving me LDK when I saw her. But I found myself…

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Build That Wall!

Word is this be announced today. One of Trump's top two best ideas. (The other is modernizing and strengthening our nuclear arsenal). Equities futures are on a tear.

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Asian Fix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73vYwxGipSg You're welcome

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I question to shaylnne since he spent time with me at Apple Bees

Either tuscl, facebook, twitter, IG or any other forms of social media no one believes I'm a real person lol So my question to Shaylyn is am I ? Am I what I project on tuscl ? Or was I…

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Houston area

With the Super Bowl coming to town in 12 days and a week of festivities prior to the game, are you prepared to have out of town strippers flooding the clubs? This story seems to circlute every year and…

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Paris Jackson - Future Stripper?

Interesting article. I'm not sure I've read anything about anyone more delusional lately (with exception of any politicians)! https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/paris-jackson-believes-her-father-180557388.html She's in LA, Lil Fishsticks is in LA, anyone seeing a future hookup?

Tijuana

TJ visit

not to sound prude or anything but If I'm not looking to go all the way should I even check out Zona Rosa? How does VIP compare?

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Let this be a lesson to all you new mongers...

Always, always, always wait to see a dancer on stage before doing a VIP. My tale begins with walking into a regular club that I haven't been to in quite some time. Take a seat at the bar and have my…

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I got played by the DS

Recap: In my previous thread I told you guys about wanting to hang out with my DS OTC. A couple of other times I tried, but for whatever reason our schedules didn't match up. This time I invited her to…

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Juice crew goes skiing

https://youtu.be/HE2alYPoG60 Oh yea, we badass

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Strangest tale ever told to you by a dancers.

What is the strangest tale a dancer has ever told you and it does not have to stripper, club or sex related. A few years ago I was hanging around with a dancer when I went to this club I liked…

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Groping at a strip club is illegal. Who knew?

A 19-year-old Canton man charged with sexually assaulting a strip club worker had his case bound over to circuit court last week, records show. Shane Patrick Morgan is charged with fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct and assault with a dangerous…

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Clink!

Clink goes the door. How many of you know dancers in jail? Could be a "Reality" series. This is my attempt to revive actual INTERESTING and INTELLIGENT topics. I'd bump the original but it has been polluted by VILE ATTACK DOGS…

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Fake War Hero VinceMichaels!

Sure talks tough on the internet. But, when push comes to shove, cares a protest sign.

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RickyBoy's New Hunting Grounds

As some of you might remember RickyBoy moved out of NYC a few years back. Here's how he describe the stripper/escort scene in his new home: RickyBoy: "In the area I now live in, opioid addiction is a real epidemic among…

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Women's March

I am surprised nobody has mentioned this yet but since we are all a bunch of male chauvinist pigs I should know better. I can say I was extremely close to deleting my Facebook account this weekend. I…

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Having the world's biggest penis is not nearly as much fun as it sounds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4151704/Man-world-s-longest-penis-offered-porn-film-role.html

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For Papi

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4151218/Economics-graduate-ended-59inch-derri-re.html

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Going to jail to avoid the wife

At one time or another we've all read stories about the inseparable, loving elderly married couple. They die within hours of each other because their love was so intense that the remaining spouse simply couldn't survive without their soul…

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My Year with Uber-Boob Filmmaker Russ Meyer

Older TUSCLers will remember Russ Meyer's movies. https://bullshit.ist/my-year-with-uber-boob-filmmaker-russ-meyer-35f2f1c9992f#.gtdi1baye

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Pasco County cracking down on strip clubs, looking for signs of human traffickin

"One strip club had a shipping container in the back of the building that dancers were using as a changing room." From what dancers have told me about strip club changing rooms, a shipping container might be an improvement. http://wfla.com/2017/01/23/pasco-county-cracking-down-on-strip-clubs-looking-for-signs-of-human-trafficking/

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What are you famous for on TUSCL?

Crazyjoe is famous for shitting everywhere, especially McD's Juice is famous for trolling with multiple aliased Dougster is famous for calling out faggots like rickboy RickDugan is famous for the system Shadowcat is the godfather of Follies Larryfish is famous for asking silly questions…

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Randomly running into Dancers in Public

Last Saturday night I was out of my home state and I went to a club. I got dances from several dancers. One dancer was one and done because she gave a total air dance. While the one song was…

Tijuana

Read before that trip to Tijuana. :)

http://www.thelocal.es/20170123/eight-of-the-funniest-rude-expressions-in-spanish?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im&utm_tracker=1722735x84899

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Floriduh at it again.

http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/allison-bouganim-wax-butts-sexual-harassment-public-places?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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JS69 doesn

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A Louisiana lawyer who worked in exchange for marijuana has been suspended from practice for a year. The state's Supreme Court rejected a disciplinary board's recommendation to let attorney James Mecca keep working. Mecca pleaded guilty in…

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I sold everything i have and startrd drifting agsin

https://youtu.be/BjP7cVqz5Uw Video proofz it all

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OT: Trump seemingly following thru even if Republicans don't agree

Trump abandons Trans-Pacific Partnership WASHINGTON — President Trump formally abandoned the Trans-Pacific Partnership on Monday, pulling away from Asia and scrapping his predecessor’s most significant trade deal on his first full weekday in office, administration officials said. Mr. Trump sharply criticized the…

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Phx stripclub assault?

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2017/01/22/police-man-dies-after-assault-phoenix-nightclub/96924454/ Sad "wrong place / wrong time" story for this firefighter. Note the address is "the club at 20th Ave and Peoria Ave." Area is primarily light industrial. I believe the only "club" of any kind around there…

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Juice crew hard at work on Monday

https://youtu.be/qPPciVYVLIQ

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OT: I never met a friendly MILF like this when I was a teen.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article128071639.html Seems there are more interesting creatures in Floriduh then gators. I wouldn't call her attractive, but I'm not 16.

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El Booty Gives Tampa’s Latina Strippers Their Own Station

Beasley Media has launched 106.9 W295CF Clearwater/92.5 WYUU-HD2 Safety Harbor FL as “El Booty“. The stunt format bills itself as “The Official Station For Latina Strippers Of Tampa Bay” with a hip-hop mix of what was called “Booty Bass” in the…

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Flashdancers

Has anyone here tried it out. Worth it? Any perks at all

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What Tuscl is all about

Raise your right hand put your left hand on the system Do you swear to tell the bullshit, the whole bullshit, and nothing but the bullshit, so help you strip club gods? Everything here is to be considered fiction

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Seeing Her With Another Guy OTC

So I hit up a fav I've seen OTC a few times to see what she'd be up to and to let her know I'd be up her way. I didn't hear anything back which is cool, plus I…

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Detroit Auto Show

I know this is relevant since a lot of guys are Detroiters here. I went to the auto show this past Saturday for the first time. Since I'm someone who doesn't have a kid, hanging out with a fuck buddy…

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Interesting information from a dancer?

I've met a beautiful young dancer lately (JS69, she's too old for you, 21 next month). It is interesting how sharp and naive she is all at once. But that is another story. It's been interesting to me as she…

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OT: cop refuses to shoot suspect

Not sure when this video came out but I think it's pretty current. It's a dash cam video of a cop trying to arrest a suspect. The suspect is holding a shot gun out in front of him as he…

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Ho Hum

Well, another Super Bowl trip for the Patriots. It never gets boring, but I guess you all wouldn't know.

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OT: For those of you in Twitter

There's a model (or maybe a wannabe model) that has tweeted that if she gets 15,000 Twitter followers she will post a totally nude pic. She's already posted a few topless pics on her Twitter (her body is amazing) but…

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Arrest Me!!!!

You'd want to be arrested by her too. http://nypost.com/2017/01/22/criminals-cant-wait-to-be-arrested-by-this-sexy-cop/

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Juice drops a freestyle about money and a hoe

www.offtop.co/t/UV0I4ud2Uc Aka Jax Stax aka Juice Box

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How much should be spent on a strip club recon mission ?

Back in my broke days I used to recon clubs with enough money to put gas in my car, McDonald's in my tummy, $10 stage tips and one $25 dance lol. I honestly haven't reckoned a club in a good minute…

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vincemichaels and txtittyfag(dot) to Cheer for the (Fudge) Packers Today?

Wonder why that would be? Lol!

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What's next?

http://awm.com/liberals-now-attack-cracker-barrel-over-their-name-want-them-to-change-it-due-to-racism-3/?4=8&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Dougster is a homo fag that gaily sucks queer cock

Title says it all

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@vincemichaels: Why Don't You Have a Seat Over There?

Won't be surprised if vinceygirl starred in one of these episodes.

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Juice crew cuts down trees

https://youtu.be/nPYYSpeL_Ws

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Think I'll pass. :)

I received the following PM awhile ago: "Hey Shadow, Hope all is well! I was with a girl at follies the other day and she said she knew you.. She said she wanted to take both us to VIP at the same…

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Not my night

Sat 1/21/17 10:45 pm Bored so headed 2 recon a SC 2 counties north (1 hr drive) 1st freeway had construction and only one lane open Made it 2nd freeway - car accident - all lanes shut down - sitting here w/…

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gentlemen's club vs strip clu: white girl

So if you don't know, I have been extremely into white girls lately, even the slim (not skinny) ones. Now that's not to say I don't like black or Hispanics or Asians anymore, but I have been having a real…

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txtittyfag(dot) Looks Pissed Off to Hell!

After we brought up more evidence of vincemichaels attraction to underage girls. Keep bumping! You won't make vinceygirl's incriminating threads go away.

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I'm just a thug in the club.

For the past decade I've experienced the ghetto/thug takeover of strip strips. I was born and raised in a poor black community during the waning days of segregation. That was a time when the better half of black folks understood…

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A strippers prayer. Warning corney but cute lol

Freaking hilarious. Shout out to a great DJ friend that came up with this beauty. Dear Stripper gods, Dear stripper gods I ask thee for the green bills in my g string. Please let the black lights fade away my vast…