Best compliment

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larryfisherman
California
I'm sure this thread has been done many times. That being said, what's the best compliment from a stripper that you've heard? In other words something that you actually think she meant, not the typical SS.

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ATACdawg
8 years ago
"For a fat guy, you don't sweat much!"
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
^^^Lol ATAC

The best I've gotten that I actually believe is one girl told me I have a great body. I work out regularly.
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shailynn
8 years ago
Fishsticks you're such a fucking queer.
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jackslash
8 years ago
"Your dick tastes so good." No way that could be SS.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
8 years ago
You're right.

This is an old, often-repeated topic.
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jaggerish
8 years ago
She stopped me while tipping her and said "do you have enough money to get home with?"
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shailynn
8 years ago
^^^ lol that's very thoughtful, although I suspect if you said "no" she'd respond with "well there's an ATM right over there."
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
@jaggerish- a stripper that's actually considerate? Who would have thought?

@jackslash- she could have been telling the truth! Lol
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georgmicrodong
8 years ago
The MILF, breathing hard, sweat beading between her breasts, after cumming hard from fingerbanging: "Oh my god! It's not enough you got a magic tongue, you gotta have magic fingers, too?"

Different girl, after sucking in me for a couple minutes: "You know, your dick actually smells good, not like most...bigger guys." That last part was delivered somewhat sheepishly, and I had to laugh at her attempt to avoid saying "fat."
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JohnSmith69
8 years ago
The DS told me that I give her more orgasms and pay more attention to her sexual needs than the younger guys that she has been with.
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shailynn
8 years ago
^^^ well maybe you're her DPL - "Dream pathetic loser."
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londonguy
8 years ago
One of the best is a girl telling me I look and sound like Daniel Craig. Sadly that's where the similarity ends.
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shadowcat
8 years ago
"You look younger than my grand father".
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
@microdong- you sure when she said bigger, she wasn't referring to dick size?

@shadowcat-what about that black girl that said you were black where it counts? SS you think?

@london- that's a pretty good compliment!

@johnsmith- sounds like SS, but it may be true, who knows.

I had a stripper tell me I fucked her best out of any guy she's ever been with. That's all fine and dandy, but the problem was I had never fucked her. LMAO.
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flagooner
8 years ago
"You'really nothing like a douche I know that goes by the nickname LarryFisherman."
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JohnSmith69
8 years ago
I am definitely her DPL.
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jester214
8 years ago
Usually the ones about my eyes, I hear that from civvies and even strangers too so I know it's not bullshit.
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
"I like doing VIP with you - I like taking care of my pussy and avoid guys with the big-dicks"

Thanks - I guess
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GoVikings
8 years ago
^ haha
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RandomMember
8 years ago
"The DS told me that I give her more orgasms and pay more attention to her sexual needs than the younger guys that she has been with."
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Wow, that's just so impressive and I can't believe it. I'm certainly no @JohnSmith -- but who really is, anyway? I'm a two-minute guy myself, and I get appreciative comments for finishing quickly. Like, "Thanks @Random, cause I really have other things to do, and I just really needed the money, anyway." That's the best compliment I've ever gotten...

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Tonymarriedloser123
8 years ago
you know we me are all suckers, egotistic and plain chumps, a little compliment and we play right into our hands, I aint stupid, they are there for the money and they will say anything to get it off my hands including putting a stranger's dick in their mouth.
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
Bitches call my dick "The Disappearing Act". When I'm in the pussy, they can't see it nor feel it. :(
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K
8 years ago
My favorite is "That wasn't as bad as I expected." It was probably the most stripper shit free compliment I've ever received.
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Sincere compliments, I would say it is just when they spend time with me, are attentive to what I say, seem to like me, and genuinely seem to want me to take them home with me, and likely off the clock. They make ways to communicate this. It is quite common. And remember that my local clubs are no touching. So it is mostly just talking.

Just making quick compliments seems to be more of a male thing, something to do very early in the initial meeting.

SJG

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mmdv26
8 years ago
I had known her from several different clubs. Knew her in a non-sexual way OTC. Didn't get dances from her b/c I saw her for what she was: a solid 9 who liked to string PL's along with the suggestion that they might be just...a few dollars away...from the big score. So she's hanging it up and the club goes gaga with a "parting" party. PL's bearing gifts are lined up along the bar. I tried to ignore her, but eventually she came to me and insisted that we do a dance 'cause this might be my last opportunity. I caved, and off we went to the private area.

The dance was getting hot rapidly, and before long I was caressing her pussy under her thong from the back. She unbuttoned my pants and slid her hand down to grip my hard and very hot tool. And she whispered in my ear, "nice dick". The song ended and she declared that there were other fools waiting and expressed her regrets that we hadn't gotten to this level of intimacy sooner. I smiled and thought of all the money I had saved.
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magicrat
8 years ago
From my ATF...."you eat pussy better than a girl".
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BigPoppa99
8 years ago
;) When she thanked ME, for the FS she gave, or rather, I gave her...
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Mainster
8 years ago
"I like your callouses. Guy shouldn't have soft hands."
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Subraman
8 years ago
^^^ I don't work with my hands so they're pretty soft... except when I go through phases of lifting heavy, then I get huge callouses. I went through a couple of years of mostly bodyweight and rings work, and my hands got super soft. When I have callouses, some girls play with them. When my hands were super soft, the girls complimented them like crazy and stroked them.

It's almost as if they just compliment whatever they notice, regardless of what they really feel :) :)
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Girls have also complimented me on how soft my hands are. This was in the Mexican Bar underground circuit. She, black girl from S.F. Market St. Cinema, said, "Your hands are so soft." Of course she said that because I was pawing her shamelessly. I said, "I don't think my hands are any softer than yours."

Then I realized that she was comparing my hands to those of the Mexican men, often being manual laborers. So I explained that, and I told her that a few hours using a shovel and my hands to get callouses.

It's the Mexican men who really know how to paw them reverently.

SJG
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flagooner
8 years ago
I consider it a compliment when I can get her to laugh. My go to move is showing her my penis. Works every time.
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
^^^^^ :)

SJG
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