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11 Facts About Juice You Didn't Know

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
  1. Juice has been permanently banned from 4 buffets in Asheville.

  2. Juice once had a free threesome with two strippers who thought he was Action Bronson. Juice also promised he would put the strippers in his next music video as well.

  3. Juice personally influenced the housing market crash in 2008 by attempting to purchase every single-wide trailer in foreclosure in the greater Asheville area.

  4. Subsequently, he influenced the credit crunch when he took out 45 different credit cards to pay for the trailers.

  5. Being a huge Duke fan, Juice rarely misses a home game. Last year against Louisville everyone thought Grayson Allen kicked a player. What really happened was Grayson slipped on a banana peel that Juice didn't properly dispose of while sitting and eating court side at the game.

  6. Even Usain Bolt won't challenge Juice to a foot race.

  7. Juice is the one person Chuck Norris won't fight.

  8. When JS69 needs advice on how much to pay strippers, he asks Juice.

  9. When Dougster needs stock advice he turns to Juice.

  10. When Lil Fishsticks needs lunch money, he calls
    Juice.

  11. One time on Juices cheat day, the Asheville KFC ran out of slider buns, so Juice ate a piece of Chackin surrounded by 2 other pieces of Chackin. The result, the KFC Double Down sandwich was born.

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warhawks
  1. Juice actually works in a sippycup factory.

  2. He's invested heavily in CapriSun.

  3. Juice has a special wing at the charity poker game room dedicated to him.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO OMG brilliant

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jackslash

Juice is a legend in his own mind.

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warhawks

And what a cobweb filled mind it is...

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JuiceBox69

Jack lol true but that's all that matters as well LMFAO

War hawk lol...damn str8

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Dougster

Nice!

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Subraman
  1. Juice's belly button is an outtie

  2. Juice's penis is an innie

  3. Juice got a little hard when he read the word "penis" right now

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san_jose_guy

Juice used to like to drop in on rehearsals of the West Texas Christian Glee Club, but Shailynn sings so far off key that he finally gave up on it.

SJG

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ime

Sjg tried to pay juice for BFE but Juice turned him down, which is why SJG has turned on juice. Now he only has him and larryfishsticks for the circle jerk in his mom's basement.

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