Miami SCing Summary - An ATLien's perspective.
Garfield84
ATL
It's been two week since I tore up the Miami Strip Club scene, returning to Atlanta with my account on life support. I'm slowly recovering, but I take this time to recollect about my time on South Beach and have came to several conclusions regarding Miami booty clubs vs. Atlanta strip clubs.
1. Atlanta is way more economical than Miami
If you real SC goer, you go to the titty club to get dances. Others may stand around and feel the vibe and act like it's a regular club. Well, I'm there to get dances. And Miami is by far more expensive than Atlanta. My God, I hit the Suntrust in Doral (where I stayed) across the street from Trumps golf course a million times getting money out. $50 bucks in Atlanta can get you a long way. In Miami, it may get you literally one dance. Now granted, I didn't make it to day shift and it might have been more economical at that time but ATL nights to Miami nights are fiscally different. Most clubs in south beach offer dances off the floor for $25. These are typically high mileage dances. Some places don't offer 10 dollars on the floor dances. Tootsies and Cheetah does, but there are stipulations. Bottoms stay on in Miami, while $10 gets you fully naked. The black or hood clubs you can get a $10 dance as well. I got a pretty decent mileage dance in the Office. The most expensive dance was no doubt at Elleven where it was 3 songs for $100 ($150 to get naked). There were no cheaper dances ($40/song are you kidding). In Atlanta, there are 2 establishments I can think of off the top of my head that offer $5 nude lap dances. Pin Ups, Babes, Blaze. There are probably more as other strip clubs have to compete with. I came back to Atlanta and hit Blaze on a Friday night. I spent $60. $10 to get in.I danced the thirsty okay lookinggirll for $15 (3 full songs) with stick shifting and heavy petting. I dance the the finest girl for 2 songs ($10) for a marginal mileage contact air dance. Then I finish I dance my sexy regular 5x full friction dances until I popped ($25). $60 damn dollars. I left not regretting a damn thing. $60 dont' get you no where in Miami.
2. There are way more strip clubs in South Florida than Atlanta
I went to 11 damn strip clubs 15 different visits (I ended each night at Tootsies).I didn't even crack a third of them. Ft. Launderdale, Miami Beach, North Miami, Pompano, Hallandale Beach. And with these cities in Atlanta becoming expanding their boundaries, the strip club numbers in Atlanta are starting to dwindle. Today, the city of Doraville won against Oasis Good time emporium, forbidding them to have nude dancing and sell alcohol. That place will be closing soon just like Shooter's Alley did. South of Doraville, the city of Brookhaven gave the Pink Pony hell, but now the tables have turned and now the Pony is suing Brookhaven. Then, you got Chamblee. Home of the best strip club in the WORLD. Follies. Word on the street, Follies GREASE the right hands to keep it the way it is. SC goers better pray Follies stays within Chamblee limits or that party will end too..
3. Where the CHOCOLATE at?
Most of the Miami Strip Clubs are filled with Cubans. Which is not a bad thing, but if you like me, you're attracted to what you are attracted to. I LOVE black women. I love their hair just overall look. I would find myself dancing the one black chick out the selection first and then experienncin the other girls. If you read my Tootsie's review from night 1....That one dark skin chick chick, like the only one in Tootsies just tickled my fancy. There were white girls and a variety of hispanic girls, even a girl from Bermuda, but that dark skin girl from Dallas. Ughh. that was my absolute favorite. Now there were 3 hispanic women that were awesome. The Eva Mendes looking girl in E11even. The blonde cuban with a hauge ass and huge fake tits in Scarletts. And the girl next door with massive, big naturals from Spain also from Scarletts. But if Chocolate is what you're looking for, Miami don't have a huge selection. There a small collection of chocolate.
4. Strip Clubs in Miami stay open forever
Soon strip clubs stay open until 8am on Saturday and most don't close until 6 am. In ATL they all close at 3am except for a very few in the hood that stay open until 4. Only pinups stays open until 8am on the weekends. I don't know how they get away with it, but they do.
5. Extras go day everywhere
Some SC call it a little close in Miami (Scarletts, possibly E11even) and some are know in the city for it's extras (both cheetahs, Tootsies). Same goes in Atlanta (the close called -The Pony, the high mileage spots- WORLD Famous Follies)
6. The Make it Rain clubs are wack in Miami just like they are wack in ATL
The King of Diamonds of Miami, The Magic City of ATL. People just stand around. I hate make it rain clubs. I want some high mileage dances.
While Miami has the quantity of SCs, your money goes longer and what I prefer (chocolate is what I prefer). I def couldn't visit as often as I do if I lived in Miami compared to ATL. At the end of the day, Miami is no. 2 in the United States to me when it comes to SCing. I've been to Las Vegas, Houston, Tampa SCs. They not on South Florida or ATLs level. Happy SCing.
1. Atlanta is way more economical than Miami
If you real SC goer, you go to the titty club to get dances. Others may stand around and feel the vibe and act like it's a regular club. Well, I'm there to get dances. And Miami is by far more expensive than Atlanta. My God, I hit the Suntrust in Doral (where I stayed) across the street from Trumps golf course a million times getting money out. $50 bucks in Atlanta can get you a long way. In Miami, it may get you literally one dance. Now granted, I didn't make it to day shift and it might have been more economical at that time but ATL nights to Miami nights are fiscally different. Most clubs in south beach offer dances off the floor for $25. These are typically high mileage dances. Some places don't offer 10 dollars on the floor dances. Tootsies and Cheetah does, but there are stipulations. Bottoms stay on in Miami, while $10 gets you fully naked. The black or hood clubs you can get a $10 dance as well. I got a pretty decent mileage dance in the Office. The most expensive dance was no doubt at Elleven where it was 3 songs for $100 ($150 to get naked). There were no cheaper dances ($40/song are you kidding). In Atlanta, there are 2 establishments I can think of off the top of my head that offer $5 nude lap dances. Pin Ups, Babes, Blaze. There are probably more as other strip clubs have to compete with. I came back to Atlanta and hit Blaze on a Friday night. I spent $60. $10 to get in.I danced the thirsty okay lookinggirll for $15 (3 full songs) with stick shifting and heavy petting. I dance the the finest girl for 2 songs ($10) for a marginal mileage contact air dance. Then I finish I dance my sexy regular 5x full friction dances until I popped ($25). $60 damn dollars. I left not regretting a damn thing. $60 dont' get you no where in Miami.
2. There are way more strip clubs in South Florida than Atlanta
I went to 11 damn strip clubs 15 different visits (I ended each night at Tootsies).I didn't even crack a third of them. Ft. Launderdale, Miami Beach, North Miami, Pompano, Hallandale Beach. And with these cities in Atlanta becoming expanding their boundaries, the strip club numbers in Atlanta are starting to dwindle. Today, the city of Doraville won against Oasis Good time emporium, forbidding them to have nude dancing and sell alcohol. That place will be closing soon just like Shooter's Alley did. South of Doraville, the city of Brookhaven gave the Pink Pony hell, but now the tables have turned and now the Pony is suing Brookhaven. Then, you got Chamblee. Home of the best strip club in the WORLD. Follies. Word on the street, Follies GREASE the right hands to keep it the way it is. SC goers better pray Follies stays within Chamblee limits or that party will end too..
3. Where the CHOCOLATE at?
Most of the Miami Strip Clubs are filled with Cubans. Which is not a bad thing, but if you like me, you're attracted to what you are attracted to. I LOVE black women. I love their hair just overall look. I would find myself dancing the one black chick out the selection first and then experienncin the other girls. If you read my Tootsie's review from night 1....That one dark skin chick chick, like the only one in Tootsies just tickled my fancy. There were white girls and a variety of hispanic girls, even a girl from Bermuda, but that dark skin girl from Dallas. Ughh. that was my absolute favorite. Now there were 3 hispanic women that were awesome. The Eva Mendes looking girl in E11even. The blonde cuban with a hauge ass and huge fake tits in Scarletts. And the girl next door with massive, big naturals from Spain also from Scarletts. But if Chocolate is what you're looking for, Miami don't have a huge selection. There a small collection of chocolate.
4. Strip Clubs in Miami stay open forever
Soon strip clubs stay open until 8am on Saturday and most don't close until 6 am. In ATL they all close at 3am except for a very few in the hood that stay open until 4. Only pinups stays open until 8am on the weekends. I don't know how they get away with it, but they do.
5. Extras go day everywhere
Some SC call it a little close in Miami (Scarletts, possibly E11even) and some are know in the city for it's extras (both cheetahs, Tootsies). Same goes in Atlanta (the close called -The Pony, the high mileage spots- WORLD Famous Follies)
6. The Make it Rain clubs are wack in Miami just like they are wack in ATL
The King of Diamonds of Miami, The Magic City of ATL. People just stand around. I hate make it rain clubs. I want some high mileage dances.
While Miami has the quantity of SCs, your money goes longer and what I prefer (chocolate is what I prefer). I def couldn't visit as often as I do if I lived in Miami compared to ATL. At the end of the day, Miami is no. 2 in the United States to me when it comes to SCing. I've been to Las Vegas, Houston, Tampa SCs. They not on South Florida or ATLs level. Happy SCing.
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Atlanta is kinda the exception to the rule w.r.t. how affordable SCing is - and no, in Miami lap-dances are the same-price day or night shifts so one would not save $$$ there; only on cover and drinks (usually no-cover on dayshift and often 1/2-price drinks).
The black Miami clubs are mostly $5/dance with good-contact and often nude, but the talent is questionable for many SCers.
And yeah; Follies does seem like a fish out of water in the mostly tame ATL SC scene.
Yeah - the Miami "mixed" clubs are not very mixed - mostly Cubans w/ a few other Latinas and few white girls and even fewer black girls - maybe that's why there are a good # of black clubs that are usually all-black, maybe b/c the black-dancers have a hell of a time getting hired at the mixed places - as you mentioned; Tootsies can have 100-dancers on a weekend night and you may not find one AA (there may be one may be 2 at times) - and maybe a couple on the less-busy/less-lucrative mid-shift (and often the few AA-dancers will be small and thin often w/ white-girl's type bods and proportions).
w.r.t. late-closing spots; E11even Miami is open 24-hours although it's usually dead b/f 11 pm and usually gets going past midnight and not in full-force till 3:00 a.m. - in ATL Deja Vu 2 is a hood-spot open I think till 10 a.m.
w.r.t. extras; I think Scarlett's, the 3 Cheetahs, and E11even, may all be non-extras (but not 100% sure) - also Rachel's in West Palm Beach may be non-extras but again not 100% sure.
Making-it-rain is more common in the black Miami clubs; not as common in the mixed clubs.
Thanks for the write-up!