Proposed TUSCL change

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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)


It seems w.r.t. reviews, the "Atmosphere" rating is tied to the "Physical Club Rating" one enters when submitting a review.

This is misleading b/c a club can have a low physical rating but it does not mean it has a bad atmosphere .

I hereby put forth the PL proposition that "Atmosphere" be changed to either "Physical Club" or something like "Aesthetics".

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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Need to talk about the front room action. How easy it is to make it happen with a girl with handing her money, but not buying her dances or letting her sell you dances. Front room intimacy is how you make the back room and the OTC great.

Most of the other stuff people write about in reviews is not important.

SJG

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shailynn
8 years ago
SJG I really like your reviews.
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GoVikings
8 years ago
^ lol
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warhawks
8 years ago
Hilarious!
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twentyfive
8 years ago
Yes we should nominate SJG for review critic because he has so many of them !
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Talking about things like front room GFE would of course favor dives. Its like reviewing the ways you can get around how the strip club is intended to operate, defeat the money extraction system, and get a really nice experience, and likely end up leaving with your selected girl.

Those kinds of reviews would be far more useful than the stuff most people write. Really, what most people write just goes to show that they are walking wallets waiting for pretty girls to drain them. Really, worthless reviews. They just tell you that the club is still operating, and that guys go in there to be separated from their money.

:)

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael
8 years ago
@SJG... Start your own website.
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
When the time is right, but not like this. This seemingly has always been complete when it comes to US clubs. Can't beat that. I also have very different agendas.

SJG

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Most of the guys who have played James Bond 007 I have not liked. Pretty boy posers, etc.

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And the movies had been getting more psychological, showing what life would have to be like for someone who lives in that sort of a world. But in this Specter it goes even further. Firing into a building and something explodes and it starts to fall on him. Suggests it is all in his head.

And then of this Specter, the idea comes across that maybe Bond has been working for Spectre all along, without knowing it, meaning that he could be the Arch Villain.
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shailynn
8 years ago
Honestly Lloyd, your delusional thoughts surprise me everyday.

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gammanu95
8 years ago
"ambiance"
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bvino
8 years ago
Physical club rating should be objective on points such as seating, lighting, spaciousness, cleanliness etc.
"Atmosphere" is more subjective and harder to define. Some people like Bogarts.
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rickdugan
8 years ago
I think that they should be broken out into two categories. I know that this would be a major change to the rating and ranking processes, but imho it is long overdue.

Too often am I forced to give a boring corporate clip joint a high overall rating because, if I am being honest, I can't give them a shitty Atmosphere score when the place is well appointed. So even if I punish them in value, they score decently overall if they have attractive girls and nice facilities, regardless of how shitty the service is, how boring the stages are, how goofy or arrogant the girls are, etc.,etc.,etc. Having a dedicated physical facility category and then another for the other atmosphere and service issues would go a long way in making these ratings more meaningful in my humble opinion.
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rickdugan
8 years ago
Oh, and it would also allow us not only to punish the corporate clip joints and other absurdly bad tourist traps, but would also allow us to reward better local clubs that aren't so posh, but provide a much better overall experience.

But of course changing from a three category system to a four category version, after all these years and with all of the previously stored 3 category ratings, would likely be too much of an undertaking. But I continue to hold out hope. ;)
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Have to evaluate, for those who want to and are able, conduciveness to front room GFE.

SJG
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